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If homosexuality is against the Bible... -
04-25-2010, 11:31 AM
The why did God create men with a prostate, which gives them pleasure when having anal sex? If God dd not want two men to have anal sex (which I know, it does state in the Bible) why would he create such a spot in the first place, causing intense orgasms for the men. So why would men be created with this spot of pleasure?
Also, I know another reason, apparently, is that two men or two women cannot create offspring. What about a heterosexual man or woman who is infertile? Are they looked down upon because they are unable to procreate?
Honest questions.
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Re: If homosexuality is against the Bible... -
04-25-2010, 11:33 AM
You claim to be a Christian, right? Assume for one moment that I am an atheist...
Atheist: Now, you tell me what the Bible says about homosexuality please. You know, that book you Christians like to read? Tell me what it says please.
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Re: If homosexuality is against the Bible... -
04-25-2010, 11:36 AM
Yes, if they can't procreate, they are looked down on. But that's because they aren't praying hard enough!
God gave us a prostate so he could give sinners cancer there.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: If homosexuality is against the Bible... -
04-25-2010, 11:53 AM
That's ridiculous honestly. Does it say anywhere in the Bible that those who are unable to produce offspring should be punished? Because that is actually a biological glitch, which plenty of people have. What if you found out that you or your wife would be unable to procreate.
And one day, one of you or your close friends are going to get cancer, and you're going to claim that it's not just sinners who get cancer because you're so perfect.
What about small children who unfortunately have cancer?
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Re: If homosexuality is against the Bible... -
04-25-2010, 11:57 AM
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That's ridiculous honestly. Does it say anywhere in the Bible that those who are unable to produce offspring should be punished? Because that is actually a biological glitch, which plenty of people have. What if you found out that you or your wife would be unable to procreate.
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In that rather unlikely event, I'd pray over it:
Genesis 20:17-18: So Abraham prayed unto God: and God healed Abimelech, and his wife, and his maidservants; and they bare [children]. For the LORD had fast closed up all the wombs of the house of Abimelech, because of Sarah Abraham's wife.
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And one day, one of you or your close friends are going to get cancer, and you're going to claim that it's not just sinners who get cancer because you're so perfect.
What about small children who unfortunately have cancer?
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It's your wild speculation versus God's Word:
Deut. 7:15: And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all [them] that hate thee.
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Re: If homosexuality is against the Bible... -
04-25-2010, 11:58 AM
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The why did God create men with a prostate, which gives them pleasure when having anal sex?
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Is the search function not working for you? The purpose of the prostate is explained here.
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: If homosexuality is against the Bible... -
04-25-2010, 02:59 PM
"IF" sodomy is against the Bible? Do you even know what a Bible looks like, let alone having ever read one?!?!?
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Re: If homosexuality is against the Bible... -
04-25-2010, 03:06 PM
God created scorpions and slugs and rattlesnakes too. Why is it that all you fluffy-bunny false Christians want to insist that "God made everything therefore He loves everything?" The Bible does not back that claim up at all.
Try actually reading the Word of God instead of making it up as you go along. You are here to suit God's needs, not the other way around.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: If homosexuality is against the Bible... -
04-25-2010, 03:27 PM
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And one day, one of you or your close friends are going to get cancer, and you're going to claim...
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Okay, so you're saying that we, as Christians believe in a God who:
- Can create an entire universe and communicate with every single living entity simultaneously
- Cannot control something as simple as a cancer tumor
That doesn't seem very logical, now does it? Clearly, God can and does cure cancer if He so pleases. In fact, if you did nothing wrong, then God won't give you cancer in the first place.
If you get cancer, you have no one but yourself to blame.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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