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Default Re: Lustful thoughts returning - 02-09-2015, 01:24 AM

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Possibly even worse. I may be in my Prayer closet for hours with this one.
May you be Christ's tool in this harrowing work, Pastor, and may He, through you, guide her firmly and steadily to arrival in Heaven's Kingdom. Amen.
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Default Re: Lustful thoughts returning - 02-09-2015, 01:31 AM

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Possibly even worse. I may be in my Prayer closet for hours with this one.
If you need any assistance, you know you can count on me.


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Default Re: Lustful thoughts returning - 02-09-2015, 02:35 AM

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But as I am not yet saved I don't think I'd have it in me to accept proposals from anybody ugly,I don't want to fornicate with them and then have ugly children.
Surely another option?
Dear RepentingWoman person:

What your future husband looks like is not up to you, it's up to Jesus. He already knows who you will marry and what he will look like. But before a marriage to a Christian man is possible, you must meet the qualifications and be prepared to obey the marriage laws that God has set forth in His Holy Word.

Are you willing to submit to your husband, as you would to the Lord?
Ephesians 5:22 Colossians 3:18 1 Peter 3:1
Have you ever been married? (This is a deal breaker right off the bat.)
Luke 16:18
Will you vow to stay with your husband no matter what?
1 Corinthians 7:10 Romans 7:2-3 Mark 10:12
Are you fertile? Can you bear many little (male) soldiers for Christ?
1 Chronicles 26:4-5
Do your lips drip like nectar?
Song of Solomon 4:11

I myself have been looking for a Godly woman to marry for some time. You are currently severely lacking in the Godly part; however, with Pastor Zeke's personal intervention, I have much hope for you. I will await his recommendation as to whether he feels you might ever make a suitable bride.

Hopefully you sent Pastor Zeke a few pictures.

Wally


Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
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Default Re: Lustful thoughts returning - 02-09-2015, 02:58 AM

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Dear RepentingWoman person:

What your future husband looks like is not up to you, it's up to Jesus. He already knows who you will marry and what he will look like. But before a marriage to a Christian man is possible, you must meet the qualifications and be prepared to obey the marriage laws that God has set forth in His Holy Word.

Are you willing to submit to your husband, as you would to the Lord?
Ephesians 5:22 Colossians 3:18 1 Peter 3:1
Have you ever been married? (This is a deal breaker right off the bat.)
Luke 16:18
Will you vow to stay with your husband no matter what?
1 Corinthians 7:10 Romans 7:2-3 Mark 10:12
Are you fertile? Can you bear many little (male) soldiers for Christ?
1 Chronicles 26:4-5
Do your lips drip like nectar?
Song of Solomon 4:11

I myself have been looking for a Godly woman to marry for some time. You are currently severely lacking in the Godly part; however, with Pastor Zeke's personal intervention, I have much hope for you. I will await his recommendation as to whether he feels you might ever make a suitable bride.

Hopefully you sent Pastor Zeke a few pictures.

Wally

Thank you Wally, I have pictures ready to send the ones he wants I took them especially before but I just need to speak with him a little more before I send them.
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Default Re: Lustful thoughts returning - 02-09-2015, 03:17 AM

I feel confident in believing that her lips do drip like nectar.


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Default Re: Lustful thoughts returning - 02-09-2015, 02:21 PM

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Dear RepentingWoman person:

What your future husband looks like is not up to you, it's up to Jesus. He already knows who you will marry and what he will look like. But before a marriage to a Christian man is possible, you must meet the qualifications and be prepared to obey the marriage laws that God has set forth in His Holy Word.

Are you willing to submit to your husband, as you would to the Lord?
Ephesians 5:22 Colossians 3:18 1 Peter 3:1
Have you ever been married? (This is a deal breaker right off the bat.)
Luke 16:18
Will you vow to stay with your husband no matter what?
1 Corinthians 7:10 Romans 7:2-3 Mark 10:12
Are you fertile? Can you bear many little (male) soldiers for Christ?
1 Chronicles 26:4-5
Do your lips drip like nectar?
Song of Solomon 4:11

I myself have been looking for a Godly woman to marry for some time. You are currently severely lacking in the Godly part; however, with Pastor Zeke's personal intervention, I have much hope for you. I will await his recommendation as to whether he feels you might ever make a suitable bride.

Hopefully you sent Pastor Zeke a few pictures.

Wally
Has anyone else sent pictures to Pastor Zeke, to cleanse themselves, and did you find it helped?


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Default Re: Lustful thoughts returning - 02-09-2015, 02:41 PM

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I have come on this site for help and guidance and have so far been fortunate to receive it.
Now things are getting a little quiet and my thoughts are turning to fornication again.
Please help me save my soul.
What can I do?
I want to be a true Christian not a dirty harlot.
Will power doesn't work, rather fight evil desire with good desire. Earnestly seek the Kingdom, something therein you greatly desire and then the evil desire will be defeated.

An analogy, craving a hamburger but then choosing steak. The desire for the hamburger ends.


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Default Re: Lustful thoughts returning - 02-10-2015, 03:15 AM

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Will power doesn't work, rather fight evil desire with good desire. Earnestly seek the Kingdom, something therein you greatly desire and then the evil desire will be defeated.

An analogy, craving a hamburger but then choosing steak. The desire for the hamburger ends.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Lustful thoughts returning - 02-14-2015, 05:07 PM

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Don't try and split hairs with me, fornicator. If Jesus tells me she's a rutting whore, then she's a rutting whore.

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knows the difference, He didnt tell you that.

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