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Default Re: Why?? - 02-05-2015, 02:54 AM

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No... that would be you? Do you recall the era when the Christians held the sword of conversion? And you burnt witches at the stake?
That would be every Halloween at the Freehold Annual Witch Hunt! Pastor Zeke is unfathomably crafty at finding and catching them! You could learn a thing or two from him!



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Did your Jesus Christ tell you to just forget the nasty "sins" of your past? It is all okay now because of this bullshit that you think you understand?
Don't be silly. Faith Machine is a True Christian™ man and adopted Son of God (2 Corinthians 6:18), and that means he doesn't need to forget his sins at all. God offers to do that Himself for His children (Isaiah 44:22).

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Have you ever even read the filth of the Bible? I'm less angry than i am sad that you ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** believe in this crap that kills thousands of people around the world because they dont believe in your version of this dumbness. Shame on you....
You're confused, dear. Christians don't kill people directly for lack of faith, we simply warn others of their impending doom should they fail to be adequately persuaded by the sweet, sweet Words of Christ (Revelation 20:15).



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Why?? - 02-05-2015, 06:01 PM

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Well, Alvin, it;s ignorance that brings me here. Etc., etc., etc...


Ignorance can be repaired through knowledge, Rodney. Why don't you stay a while and learn about God and His Son Jesus. Then, your ignorance will be gentled some.


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Default Re: Why?? - 02-06-2015, 04:06 AM

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Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
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Default Re: Why?? - 02-06-2015, 02:10 PM

Ok I don't agree with Atheists but I think its a sad sad day when an Atheist has pull " Christians" up on their cruel behaviour.
That's true why the hate? when God is love.
And also can someone please tell why their Pastor Ezekiel is winking on his picture?
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Default Re: Why?? - 02-06-2015, 02:21 PM

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Ok I don't agree with Atheists but I think its a sad sad day when an Atheist has pull " Christians" up on their cruel behaviour.
That's true why the hate? when God is love.
And also can someone please tell why their Pastor Ezekiel is winking on his picture?
I'm not flirting the Pastor I only asked why he was winking? I just wanted to know that's all don't be horrible I'm just interested why he would be winking and why he calls himself a stud?
I just want someone to explain to me why? Please. Because I don't understand.
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Default Re: Why?? - 02-06-2015, 02:25 PM

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I'm not flirting the Pastor I only asked why he was winking? I just wanted to know that's all don't be horrible I'm just interested why he would be winking and why he calls himself a stud?
I just want someone to explain to me why? Please. Because I don't understand.
Son, it's very rude to wander aimlessly into an introduction thread and distract everyone with your childish demands for attention. Why not start your own thread and tell us all about yourself there? Tell us who you are, what church you to to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus. We'd love to get to know you! We might just be life long friends!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Why?? - 02-06-2015, 02:34 PM

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Son, it's very rude to wander aimlessly into an introduction thread and distract everyone with your childish demands for attention. Why not start your own thread and tell us all about yourself there? Tell us who you are, what church you to to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus. We'd love to get to know you! We might just be life long friends!

Mary first id like to tell I am a woman not a son. And thank you I will introduce myself shortly. And please tell me how I start my own thread. I don't mean to distract anyone I just would like a few questions answered please.
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Default Re: Why?? - 02-06-2015, 04:17 PM

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Ok I don't agree with Atheists but I think its a sad sad day when an Atheist has pull " Christians" up on their cruel behaviour.
That's true why the hate? when God is love.
God is love. And mercy. And hate. And revenge. And good. And evil.

SOMEBODY hasn't read the Bible yet. But I will save the Scripture references for the introductory post you promised.

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Default Re: Why?? - 02-06-2015, 06:04 PM

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God is love. And mercy. And hate. And revenge. And good. And evil.

SOMEBODY hasn't read the Bible yet. But I will save the Scripture references for the introductory post you promised.

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Default Re: Why?? - 02-06-2015, 06:29 PM

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...God is love...
Whose name is Jealous. Yup.

Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"


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