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Talking I'm boooooring! - 02-03-2015, 01:04 AM
I registered here years ago, and I don't remember what my username or password actually was, tho I'm sure it was something similar to this one. I also can't seemed to remember the password to my old email account. Oh well.

So, what's everybody been up to?

(Btw, that new thing on the registration process where it's a biblical "fill-in-the-blank"... good one! Almost tripped me up there!)
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Question Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 01:16 AM
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I registered here years ago, and I don't remember what my username or password actually was, tho I'm sure it was something similar to this one. I also can't seemed to remember the password to my old email account. Oh well.

So, what's everybody been up to?

(Btw, that new thing on the registration process where it's a biblical "fill-in-the-blank"... good one! Almost tripped me up there!)
So?
How about reveling us with how you serve God, giving Him His pipe and slippers?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 02:34 AM
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How about reveling us with how you serve God, giving Him His pipe and slippers?
Ha funny!
I was gonna be snarky and ask "which God", but I'll refrain from that for the moment.
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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 03:19 AM
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I was gonna be snarky and ask "which God", but I'll refrain from that for the moment.
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Ha funny!
I was gonna be snarky and ask "which God", but I'll refrain from that for the moment.

We are Christian here, virtuous and friendly, but even our Christian hospitality has it's limits. What do you want? Do you think you have sly comments that we haven't heard a hundred times?

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We are Christian here, virtuous and friendly, but even our Christian hospitality has it's limits. What do you want? Do you think you have sly comments that we haven't heard a hundred times?
No, I'm sure you have heard various comments like that plenty of times, I just wanted to re-introduce myself after all these years.
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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 03:43 AM
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No, I'm sure you have heard various comments like that plenty of times, I just wanted to re-introduce myself after all these years.
Go away.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 03:46 AM
Found it! This was my introduction thread years ago:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=3593

Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.
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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 03:53 AM
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Found it! This was my introduction thread years ago:
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...So, what's everybody been up to?...
Spreading the Word of God with a really big shovel, of course. Didn't you learn anything the last time?

Speaking of which, please tell me you've managed to squeeze reading the King James Bible at least once into the intervening eight years. Please?

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Found it! This was my introduction thread years ago:
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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 02:07 PM
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Are you the same foul mouthed, unsaved wretch you were back then? Be warned that strong language is never welcome.
I don't remember being so "foul mouthed" back then, but to be fair, I don't remember everything I posted back then.
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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 02:12 PM
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Speaking of which, please tell me you've managed to squeeze reading the King James Bible at least once into the intervening eight years. Please?
Here and there. Still read parts from time to time, but haven't read it "cover-to-cover" like some here have.
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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 02:53 PM
A cautious welcome to you, Ms. Angelique.

And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 06:42 PM
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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 07:00 PM
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I registered here years ago, and I don't remember what my username or password actually was, tho I'm sure it was something similar to this one. I also can't seemed to remember the password to my old email account. Oh well.
I didn't like you then, and I don't like you now. You are one of those weak-minded people who cannot take sides with a persecuted truth.

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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-03-2015, 07:07 PM
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...but haven't read it "cover-to-cover" like some here have.
Why not, and why then are you even here?

Possibility #1) You want to become a True Christian™. In that case, you'll have to know the Bible a lot better than just bits and pieces from here and there.

Possibility #2) You want to argue with the True Christians™. In that case, you'll have to know the Bible even better than in case 1 (or have a bottle of syrup at hand to pour over yourself, because they'll have you for breakfast).

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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-04-2015, 02:49 AM
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Why not, and why then are you even here?

Possibility #1) You want to become a True Christian™. In that case, you'll have to know the Bible a lot better than just bits and pieces from here and there.

Possibility #2) You want to argue with the True Christians™. In that case, you'll have to know the Bible even better than in case 1 (or have a bottle of syrup at hand to pour over yourself, because they'll have you for breakfast).
Neither, actually. I rediscovered this site after so many years and was feeling nostalgic.
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Default Re: I'm baaaack! - 02-04-2015, 02:56 AM
Hi. Welcome to the forum and I trust that you'll find The Truth of God's Inerrant Word during this visit.
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