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Hi my name is Todd -
01-15-2015, 02:35 PM
I recently stumbled across this site and was so happy to see people spreading the word of God.
It so refreshing to a group so active. After a long day of hearing the whining liberals, gays and blacks on the news, it is nice to be able to hear the voice of the rational people of Landover Baptist. Kind of like a little God "pick me up" at the end of the day.
I currently attend 1st Baptist Church of Houston.
My favorite verse is Ephesians 6:12 - For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
I look forward to speaking with you all.
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-15-2015, 02:41 PM
Hello Mr. Parker, and welcome! Tell us, do you have a family? Has God blessed you with any little Soldiers for Christ to help keep America Beautiful?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-15-2015, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Todd Parker
I recently stumbled across this site and was so happy to see people spreading the word of God.
It so refreshing to a group so active. After a long day of hearing the whining liberals, gays and blacks on the news, it is nice to be able to hear the voice of the rational people of Landover Baptist. Kind of like a little God "pick me up" at the end of the day.
I currently attend 1st Baptist Church of Houston.
My favorite verse is Ephesians 6:12 - For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
I look forward to speaking with you all.
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Hello, Mr. Parker,
A cautious welcome to you. Praise Jesus for showing you the Way to us. You've probably discovered us at the last moment before the End of Days and Rapture!
Nice verse you have there! Here with us you'll find a lot of useful material to deepen your relationship with Jesus, who is...
Ephesians 1:21
...Far above all principality, and power, and might, and dominion, and every name that is named, not only in this world, but also in that which is to come:
How do you worship Jesus on a daily basis? Through begetting new soldiers for Him? How do you spread His Word? Do you have any favorite hours of day or night devoted to fervent prayer?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-15-2015, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Hello Mr. Parker, and welcome! Tell us, do you have a family? Has God blessed you with any little Soldiers for Christ to help keep America Beautiful?
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Thank you for asking. God has blessed my wife and I with four young children who we are currently filling with the word of the lord (KJV of course).
Our family recently moved to Houston because of my work in the oil and gas field. I was shocked at the local schools being overrun with the savagery of the black students from the fall out of Hurricane Katrina transplants. It is so sad. My wife now home schools our children to keep them safe from being exposed to such societal scum.
We currently let the kiddos get together with children of other church members to try to maintain social skills and fellowship.
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-15-2015, 03:12 PM
Hi, my name is Mrs. Whitford.
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-15-2015, 03:44 PM
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Hi, my name is Mrs. Whitford.
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Nice to make your acquaintance. Thank you for taking the time to introduce yourself.
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-15-2015, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Hello, Mr. Parker,
A cautious welcome to you. Praise Jesus for showing you the Way to us. You've probably discovered us at the last moment before the End of Days and Rapture!
Nice verse you have there! Here with us you'll find a lot of useful material to deepen your relationship with Jesus, who is...
Ephesians 1:21
...Far above all principality, and power, and might, and dominion, and every name that is named, not only in this world, but also in that which is to come:
How do you worship Jesus on a daily basis? Through begetting new soldiers for Him? How do you spread His Word? Do you have any favorite hours of day or night devoted to fervent prayer?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Good day Sir. I devote my lunch hour to prayer and personal bible study. After dinner the family discusses verses so that the children can take it in with the guidance of the parents. They are pretty young still and we like to guide them when talking about certain subjects.
I certainly agree with you about the end of time being near. Its hard to explain the evils of the world to the children and protect their innocence at the same time. Wickedness is claiming a lots of souls out there.
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-15-2015, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Todd Parker
Good day Sir. I devote my lunch hour to prayer and personal bible study. After dinner the family discusses verses so that the children can take it in with the guidance of the parents. They are pretty young still and we like to guide them when talking about certain subjects.
I certainly agree with you about the end of time being near. Its hard to explain the evils of the world to the children and protect their innocence at the same time. Wickedness is claiming a lots of souls out there.
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Mr. Parker,
It is most refreshing to have a grown man introducing himself in the midst of all the pagan teenagers who swarm here and distract us from worship. Still, it is the duty of True Believers™ to do our utmost to provide Jesus with as many souls as feasible!
Matthew 12:43
When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none.
Verily, there is no rest for a man of God as he struggles to convert the heathen!
What are the opinions of your congregation: How are we to fight the most urgent threats to our world, sodomy, female emancipation (also leading to sodomy) and papism (definitely leading to sodomy)?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-15-2015, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Todd Parker
I recently stumbled across this site and was so happy to see people spreading the word of God.
It so refreshing to a group so active. After a long day of hearing the whining liberals, gays and blacks on the news, it is nice to be able to hear the voice of the rational people of Landover Baptist. Kind of like a little God "pick me up" at the end of the day.
I currently attend 1st Baptist Church of Houston.
My favorite verse is Ephesians 6:12 - For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
I look forward to speaking with you all.
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Hi Todd. Nice to meet you.
I am Marko from Scandinavia.
And I tell you: If I were only 16 hours driving from Freehold, I would not attend 1st Baptist Church of Houston.
I am sure there is not much wrong with your church, but they do not have any scripture on their website. Makes me worry a bit.
Ephesians 6: 10-16
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-15-2015, 09:38 PM
Hi, my name is Cornelius.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-16-2015, 12:50 AM
Welcome, Brother Todd. I echo the sentiment that it is a great relief to know that there really are still a few Christians remaining, other than this congregation. We are under constant assault by the unsaved who come here to laugh at us and make sport of our beliefs. They will go to Hell for their just reward, to be sure, but in the meantime, they can be difficult to deal with.
I see you live in Godly Texas, though in Houston, which is filled with the Devil's people. Tell me friend, do you believe that the AIDS can be spread by mosquitos? There are so many homosexuals and so many mosquitos in Houston that it seems like a potential disaster.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-21-2015, 01:08 AM
Welcome, I am Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson. It's lovely to see another adult on these forums that is not a God-mocker!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Hi my name is Todd -
01-21-2015, 01:35 AM
Hello. I am Mr. Hutchins. I am in charge of hospitality.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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