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Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
10-05-2010, 03:33 PM
Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah!
It is My Belief® that this means, Praise! Praise! Praise! in neegroe-speak
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
10-05-2010, 04:22 PM
Youse a fine example to Negro women everywhere!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
10-05-2010, 04:51 PM
Lawdy lawdy! Ise jist gwine wish y'all a happy birfday den shuffle on back to da wood pile !
Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
10-05-2010, 05:13 PM
Huga buka mulafidutut hoorraaay badalut banana!!!
Not quite sure what it means, but it sounds like very african in my ears, and I wish you a great birthday.
Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women
Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
10-05-2010, 05:36 PM
Happy 'Birfday', Missus Vavoline! You sure make the finest grits in the south!
I hope that joo lady you work for gives you a present like a new mop, as you derserve one.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
10-05-2010, 06:26 PM
Happy birfdey Mis Vavoline, you must be busy picken cotton. Can you send my wife your recipe on fatback and collard greens.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
10-05-2010, 07:30 PM
Happy Birthday Missus Vavoline!
YIC
Bryan.
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
10-05-2010, 08:20 PM
Happy Birthday Sister Valvoline!!
JESUS You and so do We!
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GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
10-05-2010, 08:48 PM
Happy Birthday Missy Vavoline!
We know how much you nigra like watermelon, so I made you a special cake.
Oh, and here is a new shoe-shine box for you as well.
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
02-12-2011, 09:16 PM
Lawd, I thinks I missed it!
Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
02-12-2011, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Vavoline Johnson
Lawd, I thinks I missed it!
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That is Ok, we know how numbers confuse you people.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
02-13-2011, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Vavoline Johnson
Lawd, I thinks I missed it!
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Great to see you Miss Vavoline! It's been a while and I surely missed you. How is your daughter doing? What's her name again? Urethra, or something like that? Or was it Fallopia? Anyway, great to see you! Please drop by more often.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON! -
02-13-2011, 03:54 AM
Happy Birthday!
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