[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise Jesus, for He has sent the Holy Spirit into the CEO of a greasy wop dago pasta maker, and caused him to rebuke the homers all over the world. Now as you know I personally avoid eating any ethnic foods (the hotten up the blood), but I may become more flexible on the issue now that I can slurp up a noodle in the knowledge that no queers are able to do likewise.

Famed Italian pasta maker Barilla: Gays can eat someone else’s pasta

Barilla is a famous name in Italian pasta. And it seems they don’t have a taste for gays.

If you check your local supermarket here in the states, or in Europe, you’re bound to see Barilla’s products with the familiar red label. They’re a big, worldwide brand.

Well, the Chairman of the privately-owned company, Guido Barilla, got himself into some hot water yesterday when he told an Italian radio show that Barilla is a company that “likes the traditional family.” And therefore, you’re not going to see any gays in Barilla’s advertising. And if gays don’t like it, “they can always go eat someone else’s pasta.”

“Non faremo pubblicità con omosessuali, perché a noi piace la famiglia tradizionale. Se i gay non sono d’accordo, possono sempre mangiare la pasta di un’altra marca. Tutti sono liberi di fare ciò che vogliono purché non infastidiscano gli altri”.

“We won’t include gays in our ads, because we like the traditional family. If gays don’t like it, they can always eat another brand of pasta. Everyone is free to do what they want, provided it doesn’t bother anyone else.”

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Amen!

We can now label spaghetti as a "may be eaten with caution" on the prohibited food list!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

In an act of economic coercion that completely distorts what the free market is all about, the sodomites and their enablers have called for a boycott of Barilla:

"We accept the invitation from the Barilla owner to not eat his pasta," [some queer itey] said.

This act of brute force by Big Gay has prompted the following reaction from Barilla:

With reference to remarks made yesterday to an Italian radio program, I apologize if my words have generated controversy or misunderstanding, or if they hurt someone’s sensitivity.

At least he didn't cave in completely, since this was an "I'm sorry you feel that way" instead of an actual apology.

[Callisto]

"I would never do (a commercial) with a homosexual family, not for lack of respect but because we don't agree with them. Ours is a classic family where the woman plays a fundamental role," Barilla, 55, said in an interview with Radio 24 on Wednesday.

So he has no problem with lesbian families then?

This is typical of homophobes and American ones are no different. Lesbians are invisible. It's obvious when talking about same-sex marriage he's referring to marriage between two gay men. The concept of women having agency and being able to live without men or being able to fall in love with other women is completely alien to him.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Everyone is free to do what they want, provided it doesn’t bother anyone else.

This is exactly why I have a problem with the Gays. Not only do they willingly reject the love of Jesus (which is so offensive, thanking about that alone gives me ulcers), but they flaunt it in front of the rest of us! Hand holding and public kissing was bad enough, but now they're demanding to pretend to be married! God invented marriage LONG before the Gays ever came out of the closet! So, they shouldn't be free to do the gay things they want, because it DOES bother everyone else! Not only does it give people ulcers, it encourages more sin! It's not just disgusting, it's DANGEROUS!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

In an act of economic coercion that completely distorts what the free market is all about, the sodomites and their enablers have called for a boycott of Barilla.

That's rich. Isn't it just like the queers to try and turn reality on its head? It's like "You can't fire me because I quit!"

[Alphonse Alban]

The cause is just, but I'm suspicious about spicy ethnic foods like pasta. I think I'll stick to good old American foods like mac and cheese even from now on.

[WWJDnow]

I don't even want to think about what homos do with their pasta.

[Bjorn Jensen]

From now on I will only use pasta from Barilla, God's own pasta company. Another one for the list of persecuted Christian companies to support!

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Then he should stop being Catholic. It offends me that people are still supporting that institution which knowingly harbours child molesters (and other sex offenders), only taking minimal action (such as giving them a mild reprimand and a transfer to somewhere their past isn't known) when forced to by public outcry, and denying any responsibility for the damage they've done.

He should stop being Italian, too (doesn't bother me at all, but he can't prove that ).

[Titus Templeton]

They should do aids tests at the entrance of the restaurant to be sure no fag is eating stuff that Jesus made for normal people!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

My new ideal lunch is going to be a Chick-fil-A Deluxe with a side of Barilla pasta.

[Mrs. Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban

The cause is just, but I'm suspicious about spicy ethnic foods like pasta. I think I'll stick to good old American foods like mac and cheese even from now on.

Good point, dear. If Barilla makes anything that isn't too foreign and exotic for my husband to eat, then, being a good Christian wife who wants to provide a happy home for her husband, I'll have the staff buy it.

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Then he should stop being Catholic. It offends me that people are still supporting that institution which knowingly harbours child molesters (and other sex offenders), only taking minimal action (such as giving them a mild reprimand and a transfer to somewhere their past isn't known) when forced to by public outcry, and denying any responsibility for the damage they've done.

He should stop being Italian, too (doesn't bother me at all, but he can't prove that ).

Finally, you're making sense! Stick around us long enough and you'll be loving Jesus before you know it!

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Praise Jesus, for He has sent the Holy Spirit into the CEO of a greasy wop dago pasta maker, and caused him to rebuke the homers all over the world. Now as you know I personally avoid eating any ethnic foods (the hotten up the blood), but I may become more flexible on the issue now that I can slurp up a noodle in the knowledge that no queers are able to do likewise.

Yet again you, and in this case Guido Barilla, has failed to understand how God actually feels about peoples sexuality.

His so called apology

Originally Posted by Guido Barilla

With reference to statements made yesterday, I apologize if my words have generated controversy or misunderstanding, or if they have hurt the sensibilities of some people. In the interview I simply wanted to highlight the central role of the woman in the family.

Translates to:

Originally Posted by Guido Barilla

I'm sorry my homophobia was misinterpreted. I was trying to be misogynistic!

But seeing as homophobia and misogyny are clearly prized qualities in The Landover Baptwisted Church I superpose you are still cumming in your pants for him. While in The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster we are following God advice and preparing with a large bowl of non-Barilla Spaghetti...

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Callisto

So he has no problem with lesbian families then?

This is typical of homophobes and American ones are no different. Lesbians are invisible. It's obvious when talking about same-sex marriage he's referring to marriage between two gay men. The concept of women having agency and being able to live without men or being able to fall in love with other women is completely alien to him.

It's nothing a good corrective raping couldn't fix.

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Isaac Peters

Good point, dear. If Barilla makes anything that isn't too foreign and exotic for my husband to eat, then, being a good Christian wife who wants to provide a happy home for her husband, I'll have the staff buy it.

It would be very kind of you if would share your insight as a good Christian wife after you dared to experience with Barilla. I mean after all, if it's good enough for Pastor, it's good enough for me.

You just can't be too careful with these things. I really don't understand spices anyway, as good Pastor Ezekiel always say, they just hotten up your blood.
OK, between you and me, sometimes I may want some heat on my food too. Then I might go crazy and put some spice in my food by adding a pinch of salt in it. This of course always scares me and makes me wonder if there might be some messicant in my bloodline