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ban vegetable oils! -
02-21-2013, 09:00 PM
You think that vegetable oils are innocent and only for cooking? Think again. Its a well known fact that vegetable oils, such as olive oil, sunflower oil and RAPESEED oil, are also used for things such as lube for anal sex, masturbation and even anal masturbation! Vegetable oils makes anal sex and homerism pleasurable while God clearly intended it to be painful to put foreign objects into that area. Queers who uses vegetable oils for their sodomy sessions are playng God by taking away the pain that God intended for such acts. Sorry ladies, but you will have to cook with something else cause due to the widespread use of vegetable oils to make sodomy and onanism pleasureable and unpainful for the SICK PERVERTS who commits such disgusting acts, we have to ban vegetable oils immediately
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02-21-2013, 09:18 PM
I agree. Why even use vegetable oils for cooking? There's a lot of much better non-vegetable alternatives such as whale oil.
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
02-21-2013, 11:08 PM
It's a good first step in banning vegetable oils to reduce the sodomy that makes Jesus weep.
When I chose a life centered around the anonymous male rectum, lubricants were just as important as the methamphetamine and amyl nitrite. Of course, fags seldom have any money other than welfare and handouts because they spend all their waking moments thinking of the anus. So, we improvised. Crisco, lard, butter, 90-weight gear oil and of course, vegetable oils.
I was never much concerned with the comfort of the stranger I was assaulting in the toilet stalls; the predatory rectum-wrecker seldom is. But when it was my turn to ride the man-pipe of Negro buck queers, believe me, I wanted some relief from the eye-opening experience of being instantly impaled on the engorged elephantoid members of the spade sissyfag I had solicited for homo-rectal intercourse.
Anything that facilitates the choice to be a homo should be banned. If the potential gaywad is on the fence between queerdom and normalcy, we need not enable the catastrophic choice of packing mud.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
02-22-2013, 11:02 PM
Although real lard is hard to get unless you raise your own pigs, it is the absolute best thing for cooking. Especially "leaf lard" which is the fat from the kidneys.
Bacon fat is also another good cooking fat. Or back fat, not as good as leaf lard, but I use it for the day to day cooking when Seth isn't home.
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02-22-2013, 11:58 PM
Real men (and real women married to real men) use real oil (motor oil and crude oil) instead of nancy boy vegetable substitutes. Regardless if we're talking about cooking, energy, painting or skincare, nothing beats the real thing that God have given us.
The homosexuals take every opportunity to make us think we're too frail or too posh to use real oil.
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
02-23-2013, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Although real lard is hard to get unless you raise your own pigs, it is the absolute best thing for cooking. Especially "leaf lard" which is the fat from the kidneys.
Bacon fat is also another good cooking fat. Or back fat, not as good as leaf lard, but I use it for the day to day cooking when Seth isn't home.
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And it makes a beautiful crust on a juicy pie
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02-23-2013, 12:19 AM
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And it makes a beautiful crust on a juicy pie
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The best pie crusts in town!
Well I guess I can't claim that since Sister Johnson always wins, but I'm sure she uses pure lard as well.
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10-06-2013, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by lukasekman
Real men (and real women married to real men) use real oil (motor oil and crude oil) instead of nancy boy vegetable substitutes. Regardless if we're talking about cooking, energy, painting or skincare, nothing beats the real thing that God have given us.
The homosexuals take every opportunity to make us think we're too frail or too posh to use real oil.
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Cooking with motor oil? Do you want to kill your family? The principal component of motor oil is petroleum, which can cause cancer. Use your common sense please
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
10-06-2013, 02:08 AM
Please continue to use motor oil to cook. This world will be better off without people like you. You lack complete common sense which is why the "believers" on this forum are becoming a dying breed.
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10-06-2013, 02:27 AM
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This world will be better off without people like you. You lack complete common sense which is why the "believers" on this forum are becoming a dying breed.
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Should I read that statement as some kind of a threat?
Also, our numbers are actually growing. We are the Moral Majority and we'll keep it this way!
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10-06-2013, 02:55 AM
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Please continue to use motor oil to cook. This world will be better off without people like you. You lack complete common sense which is why the "believers" on this forum are becoming a dying breed.
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Thank you for your lovely example of atheopathic so-called "morality." You don't value life, so the knee-jerk reaction for someone you don't like is to kill them. This is a perfect example of why True Christians™ are increasingly persecuted by the 0bama administration, and why we have to Stand Our Ground just in order to survive.
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.
Acts 5:29
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
10-07-2013, 01:48 PM
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Cooking with motor oil? Do you want to kill your family? The principal component of motor oil is petroleum, which can cause cancer. Use your common sense please
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I will only kill my kids if God commands me to sacrifice them. Genesis 22:5-8 Petroleum is a natural product, and is safe for daily consumption. It's always those Greenpeace nuts who claim it cause global warming and cancer, and harms wildlife, while they are just afraid of dirt.
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
10-07-2013, 02:18 PM
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I will only kill my kids if God commands me to sacrifice them. Genesis 22:5-8 Petroleum is a natural product, and is safe for daily consumption. It's always those Greenpeace nuts who claim it cause global warming and cancer, and harms wildlife, while they are just afraid of dirt.
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Oh I'm going to be so happy when police officers go to your house and put you under arrest for infanticide, but I know you're just boasting, I know you're too coward to do something like that, but just in case, I hope state puts your kids under protection before you end with their lives, they don't deserve that, you monster
And about petroleum, do you know that a single drop of crude can turn 25 liters of potable water in non-potable? Destroyin the world and killing life has nothing to do with God, one day you will understand you need the world, because you can't drink or eat your money
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
10-07-2013, 02:23 PM
My wife, Mrs. Hutchins uses lard and plenty of it. It is the secret to a perfect meal.
I was in the kitchen a few days ago (I wanted to see what the place I paid for looks like) and saw this :
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
10-07-2013, 02:47 PM
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I was in the kitchen a few days ago (I wanted to see what the place I paid for looks like) and saw this :
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Mmmmmm! That looks GOOOOD!
I used to use butter, until my Pastor preached a sermon about what they did with it in some Marlon Brando movie - I forget the name, something about dancing in France. I tell you, none of us ate our lunch that day.
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
10-07-2013, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ILoveAnimals
And about petroleum, do you know that a single drop of crude can turn 25 liters of potable water in non-potable? Destroyin the world and killing life has nothing to do with God, one day you will understand you need the world, because you can't drink or eat your money
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The Lord God has sent petroleum for our use, that we may wax rich and control the wicked countries of the world. We pay no heed to the babbling of New Age, rock worshiping nature lovers.
Go then witch, dance about with your cats. One day you will be called to explain yourself to the Lord. On that day, you will rue your sinful life, your worship of the false God, Al Gore, and the hatred you have shown to Christians.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
10-07-2013, 03:22 PM
Oh yes, they’d like to keep us away from delicious animals and have us survive on a diet of roots and leaves washed down with broccoli juice. Thus weakened by malnutrition, disease and chronic bowel pain, the government’s job of controlling every aspect of our lives would be that much easier and who do you think they would like to run that government – that’s right – they want to!
They are close-minded fundamentalists who think what they want is what everyone should want!
I thought that these vegetarians had some moral objection to killing animals. There is some irony in the fact they that want every cow, pig, chicken, catfish and sheep slaughterer and buried, and then, when that has been done, every other wild animal, fish and bird will have to die to remove temptation from those who have a memory or rare steaks and juicy pork chops.
This is the beginnings of fascism!
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
10-07-2013, 03:22 PM
I think it is importaint to be noted that, a study conducted by a Creation scientist Paul Cameron Ph. D. shows that gaysexual tendencies are caused by
early gaysexual experience(s) with adults and/or peers - 22%
gaysexual friends/ around gaysexuals a lot - 16%
poor relationship with mother - 15%
unusual development (was a sissy, artistic, couldn't get along with own sex, tom-boy, et cetera) - 15%
poor relationship with father - 14%
heterosexual partners unavailable - 12%
social ineptitude - 9%
vegetable oils - 35%
1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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Re: ban vegetable oils! -
10-07-2013, 04:18 PM
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Oh I'm going to be so happy when police officers go to your house and put you under arrest for infanticide...
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You'll be HAPPY when his children are dead?
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10-07-2013, 04:36 PM
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You'll be HAPPY when his children are dead?
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No, I'm going to be happy when that bastard ends in jail, pay attention please before making an scandal
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