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I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 03:15 AM
Be prepared for your first defeat (We shouldn't shed our heritage, we should embrace it)
I could school Rachael Van Helsing a million times better than you.
Therefore, I challenge you to a debate...We present both sides of an argument, and Rachael tells us who she agrees with more! Best of thirteen-the winner has to join the other guy's faith.
If I win, you (and her) will join my RCIA class!
If you win, I will leave the board, and live a life of prayer and fasting.
Bring it on!
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
Be prepared for your first defeat (We shouldn't shed our heritage, we should embrace it)
I could school Rachael Van Helsing a million times better than you.
Therefore, I challenge you to a debate...We present both sides of an argument, and Rachael tells us who she agrees with more! Best of thirteen-the winner has to join the other guy's faith.
If I win, you (and her) will join my RCIA class!
If you win, I will leave the board, and live a life of prayer and fasting.
Bring it on!
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Better pack up your dresses and leave now "father". Brother Remy will take you to the cleaners. Even an ex-negro can wipe the floor with you in a debate!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 03:21 AM
This is between me and Remy. Go have sex with your wife! (I talked to her, and she says if you don't do any positions besides missionary next time, she'll divorce you and enter the local convent as a nun)
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
Be prepared for your first defeat (We shouldn't shed our heritage, we should embrace it)
I could school Rachael Van Helsing a million times better than you.
Therefore, I challenge you to a debate...We present both sides of an argument, and Rachael tells us who she agrees with more! Best of thirteen-the winner has to join the other guy's faith.
If I win, you (and her) will join my RCIA class!
If you win, I will leave the board, and live a life of prayer and fasting.
Bring it on!
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I will never join anything of yours.
Keep your bets between you and Remy between you and Remy but leave me out of it. Between you and Remy, as much as I disagree with Remy, he would indeed be the lesser of two evils, and his arguments, as dumb as they are, do make more sense than what I've seen of yours.
All that aside, I will not participate in any such thing, and I'll thank you not to try making any silly bets concerning me.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 03:25 AM
The Devil has possessed your soul-See the joy of Our Lord Jesus (His mom crushes the serpent's head)
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 03:27 AM
Oh my, oh my, oh my........you should be a stand-up comic. As horrid as your attitudes are, you are HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 03:28 AM
I am not a stand-up comic - But I am very good friends with one (He runs a hip-hop label, and all the MCs and R&B ladies there are my friends)
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
Be prepared for your first defeat (We shouldn't shed our heritage, we should embrace it)
I could school Rachael Van Helsing a million times better than you.
Therefore, I challenge you to a debate...We present both sides of an argument, and Rachael tells us who she agrees with more! Best of thirteen-the winner has to join the other guy's faith.
If I win, you (and her) will join my RCIA class!
If you win, I will leave the board, and live a life of prayer and fasting.
Bring it on!
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When the wench Van Hellbound admits her defeat I will deal with you. It shouldn't be long as she is clearly on the ropes. Just wait your turn like a good little child buggering pedophile.
An excellent topic for us to debate would be:
Who will Satan enjoy buggering more in the fiery bowels of Hell: Ratzinger or John Paul II?
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 04:44 AM
Who will he enjoy buggering more: Fred Phelps or Pat Robertson?
I think JPII is enjoying a nice Kielbasa and pierogies buffet in heaven!
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
This is between me and Remy. Go have sex with your wife! (I talked to her, and she says if you don't do any positions besides missionary next time, she'll divorce you and enter the local convent as a nun)
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While I have no doubt that you vile papist dogs spend much time fantasizing about REAL Christian pastors and their wives, I will have to disabuse you of your latest one.
I have no taken a wife yet. I have been courting one special sister for some time now, and I may decide to marry her at some point. There are many lovely sisters in our congregation who are after me all the time, bringing over casseroles and pies. I love my life, and the Lord has rewarded me for my faith.
Any further attempts to insult True Christians by spewing hateful personal comments will be met with infraction points, papist dog.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 04:55 AM
And "papist dog" isn't a hateful personal comment?
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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BTW, I am honored that you put my initials by "True Christians"
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 05:04 AM
Umm.....did you choose your current signature??
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Umm.....did you choose your current signature??
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No I didn't, the Milkshakehead (who thinks he's the Christ) did for me...I seriously pray that he sees the error of his ways...
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
No I didn't, the Milkshakehead (who thinks he's the Christ) did for me...I seriously pray that he sees the error of his ways...
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And yet, you choose to keep it....?
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
And yet, you choose to keep it....?
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No, I changed it...
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 05:23 AM
Bwahahahaha.....so I see.
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 05:29 AM
I've changed it yet again...And Milkshakehead keeps changing it back!
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
No I didn't, the Milkshakehead (who thinks he's the Christ) did for me...I seriously pray that he sees the error of his ways...
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I have been called many names by the unsaved scum who I've had the pleasure of rebuking over my carreer, but never have I been called a delicious creamy milkshake. I shudder at the thought of what that might mean in the pedophile codespeak of catlickers.
I did not change your signature, as God is my witness.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm coming for you, Remy LeBeau! -
07-16-2007, 05:37 AM
"Milkshakehead" comes from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The shake kid who claims to be Master Shake's son has been named Ezekial.
"Your milkshake brings all the boys to the board, and you like, We better than yours, Damn right, we better than yours, We'd convert ya, but we have to charge..."
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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