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What would make god angrier? -
06-23-2007, 10:04 AM
I was just taking a dump, and I got a thought. No, it's not a satanic one. But rather, one about Christ. Ahh, yes! Anyway, here it is.
What would make Jesus angrier? Worshiping him incorrectly, or not worshiping at all? I mean, if I were an omnipotent being, and hopefully one day I will be, I'd be pretty damn pissed off if someone worshiped me in the wrong way. It is a great blasphemy after all.
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
06-23-2007, 10:08 AM
That is really an interesting question...
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
06-23-2007, 01:51 PM
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I was just taking a dump, and I got a thought.
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You is nasty. Don't nobody wanna know about yo filthy habits up in here! Nonetheless, I hope you had done did brought a shovel with you at the time. You's got enough of God's wrath about to pour down on you without addin' to it!
Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee. - Deuteronomy 23:12-14
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No, it's not a satanic one. But rather, one about Christ. Ahh, yes! Anyway, here it is.
What would make Jesus angrier? Worshiping him incorrectly, or not worshiping at all? I mean, if I were an omnipotent being, and hopefully one day I will be, I'd be pretty damn pissed off if someone worshiped me in the wrong way. It is a great blasphemy after all.
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Both of them ticks the LORD off equally, and both leads straight to HELL! If you wants Salvation ©, look to Jesus and the KJV1611! Does you have a friend in Jesus, chile? I know I does!
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
06-23-2007, 01:54 PM
I would imagine worshipping him incorrectly would piss him the hell off. I mean, what if you thought that he was embodied in every soup can in your local grocer and that it was your God-given task to "liberate" him from his soupy prison?
There are some crazies out there and one never knows how... odd their flavour of worship may be.
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
06-23-2007, 03:40 PM
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Both of them ticks the LORD off equally, and both leads straight to HELL! If you wants Salvation ©, look to Jesus and the KJV1611! Does you have a friend in Jesus, chile? I know I does! |
Ahh, but think about it. If God wanted us all to do something, and the bible (KJV1611, or otherwise) was misinterpreted, how would that go down with him?
Hypothetically, if we were too... Ohh, let's say we were actually supposed to work hardest on Sundays. In which case, we'd be defying gods word and mocking him. Now imagine if you were God. How would you react if someone had taken your teachings, and turned them upside down.
In fact, even better! Pastor Zeke, you should be able to answer this. Let's say you asked your wife for a nice piece of Toast. Good, isn't it? But what would make you angrier? If she didn't make the Toast at all, or if she made it with... Ohh, let's say overcooked bread and Jam that's a month past it's date?
I don't see how it would be possible for not worshiping all together, and worshiping with a mockery technique would earn one the same layer of hell.
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
06-23-2007, 05:05 PM
Oh!
I know.
Convert to Atheism!
That'll REALLY get "God" angry.
I mean, it's just like giving him the silent treatment and ignoring him.
That is, IF he existed to be ignored in the first place.
Book of Shal 1:1 "Ignore religion, and it'll just go away."
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
06-24-2007, 12:09 PM
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Oh!
I know.
Convert to Atheism!
That'll REALLY get "God" angry.
I mean, it's just like giving him the silent treatment and ignoring him.
That is, IF he existed to be ignored in the first place.
Book of Shal 1:1 "Ignore religion, and it'll just go away."
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This Book of Shal sounds interesting...
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
06-24-2007, 05:04 PM
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This Book of Shal sounds interesting...
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Thank you. I wrote it myself.
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
06-24-2007, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It
What would make Jesus angrier? Worshiping him incorrectly, or not worshiping at all? I mean, if I were an omnipotent being, and hopefully one day I will be, I'd be pretty damn pissed off if someone worshiped me in the wrong way. It is a great blasphemy after all.
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I dunno, but I prefer to worship Him correctly and avoid the eternity of torture that accompanies both options.
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Convert to Atheism!
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So you admit that Athianism is just another religion?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
06-24-2007, 05:16 PM
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So you admit that Athianism is just another religion?
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I have no idea what Athianism is.
It looks similar to Avian, which leads me to think it's the worship of birds.
As for Atheism, it's not a religion.
It's the anti-religion.
To convert, you deconvert from your previous.
When I say "convert to atheism," I'm dumbing down the idea of, "disgard you're backwards belief system, and make your own ideals and philosophies, but make sure they are within the law."
Only reason I say "convert to atheism" is to dumb it down, so troo chris-chins like you can understand.
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
07-09-2007, 09:35 AM
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Thank you. I wrote it myself.
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You should publish it. 
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
07-11-2007, 03:33 PM
I focus more on what God has explicitly told us to do in the Bible.
I dont presume to know His intentions.
Thats what sinners would want to know (coughoriginalpostercough)
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
07-15-2007, 01:27 PM
So you live your life through steps in a book? Oh wow, interesting...
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Re: What would make god angrier? -
07-15-2007, 09:32 PM
Unsaved & Loving it has a very funny sense of humor! As always.
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