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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 05:52 PM

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i have a question for you "Pastor" why is it that when people ask something you respond with YOUR KJV1666 BIBLE? why cant it be the real Old and New Testament Bible the one TRUE, REAL christians have, and another thing, why can't you speak for yourself and say what you think not YOUR bible, i think you are the top of the bunch, the BrainWashed bunch
You seem to have a great deal of pent up visceral rage friend. Probably because you are coming to the realization that you are doomed to eternal hellfire. You come in here spewing the names of false Bibles and the doctrine of fuzzy bunny Christians.

Jesus sent you here to be Saved® and you are diminishing His love for you through your negative attitude and comments. Satan and his demons however are rubbing their hands in anxious anticipation of your arrival.




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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 06:01 PM

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You accept the existence of Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar on even more iffy accounts. It sounds like your hatred of God (that you secretly believe in Mr. rationalist) has driven you to a psuedo skeptic position on the existence of Jesus.

You need to keep an open mind about this like us good and TRUE Christians.
You have clearly not read what I have written sir. I do not deny the existence of a man commonly known as Jesus, however I am yet to be convinced of his apparent abilities or links to a higher being. It is highly likely that reports of Alexander the Great were grossly exaggerated.


I would also appreciate it if you did not use the word 'you' to refer to general opinions, as it could be easily misinterpreted as a view I have previously expressed.
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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 06:09 PM

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Irelavant, I was quoting a famous american industrialist.

Although, I'm sure you have no real interest in the matter but to clarify, I actually am patriotic.
Why would you quote that if you didn't mean it? It sure SEEMED like you meant to agree with the statement you quoted.

You're no patriot. A REAL patriot respects freedom of religion and speech, which is guaranteed by the constitution.


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Thank you for barging into GOD'S Favorite Forum and persecuting us Alphie. It only shows that we are truly GOD'S only True Christians.

You don't see us barging into YOUR forum and crapping all over it, now do you?

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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 06:19 PM

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What are you insulted by, Mr. Eleven finger mutant freak?
Nobar king your children will have more than 10 fingers and Finger Eleven is a band :S wth have you got no internet to Google it? Google is your friend and this page is insulting for real christians


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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 06:20 PM

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Why would you quote that if you didn't mean it? It sure SEEMED like you meant to agree with the statement you quoted.
I used it as a response to needless bible quoting from your friend, the 'pastor'.

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You're no patriot. A REAL patriot respects freedom of religion and speech, which is guaranteed by the constitution.
Once again you are mistaken sir, at what point have I disrespected the right to freedom of speech, if anything I am promoting it simply by posting here. You clearly missed the point of the quotation entirely.

Incidentally, I have no need now, nor will I ever have a need to recognise and follow your constitution.
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Once again you are mistaken sir, at what point have I disrespected the right to freedom of speech
WRONG! You have no rights here. One more hateful outburst like that, you will go on moderation.

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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 06:31 PM

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Thank you for barging into GOD'S Favorite Forum and persecuting us Alphie. It only shows that we are truly GOD'S only True Christians.

You don't see us barging into YOUR forum and crapping all over it, now do you?
You don't see us barging into YOUR forum and crapping all over it, now do you?[/quote]
Perhaps my opening post was a little distasteful, however it was a genuine query due to the sheer lack of common sense that appears to be rife throughout the site.

I understand the inherent need for religion in the modern world, and I applaud it when it does the job it was intended to do. However, when members of it's flock use it to make money, or hide behind it as a shield then it should be kept in check at all times.


I apologise to anyone who feels personally offended by anything mentioned in this thread, truth be told it will not effect anyone's faith here, but at the very least will make you stop and think for once.
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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 06:33 PM

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WRONG! You have no rights here. One more hateful outburst like that, you will go on moderation.

Show some respect for your betters.
he has the right, to speak, to say what ever he wants, to EAT SHRIMP, because they are tasty and seafood is the best, and to say that blonds are preatty dumb, not that a blonde here is the perfect example


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Seven great myths of organized religion: A closer look
Over the centuries, billions of people have fallen prey to religion run amok. How many Jews and Gypsies suffered in Nazi concentration camps while churches in Germany turned their heads?
Best estimates are about 58
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How many people were murdered in the Crusades during the middle ages--in the name of God?
does that include both sides? If so the answer is around 8,934, although a further 13,953 died through insanitary conditions and wounds. The good news is that none of them were American!
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If God is good and perfect, why is there so much evil and suffering in the world?
Because God created evil. He is a God of war. He slaughters millions directly – if you’ve got a problem with that, you’ve got a problem with God
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How can anyone rely on the Bible for answers,
Because KJV 1611 is the inspired and inerrant Word of The Lord of Hosts.
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if it's just a loose translation of ancient myths anyway?
Idiot, I’ve just told you what it is, can’t you read?
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How can we trust a religion that has advocated slavery and the subjugation of women throughout history?
Why should advocating slavery and subjugating women make anything untrustworthy – it’s not as if slavery and subjugation are hidden anywhere in the small print. Son, The Lord is upfront with everything!
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These are serious questions-hot potatoes that nobody wants to touch.
No they are not! I just picked up every one of them and they were stone cold.
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Do your nurses know you did this?
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Well that’s a load of simplistic rubbish designed to cheat the stupid and superstitious out of their money and/or time isn’t it? Shame on you.

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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 06:38 PM

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Best estimates are about 58 does that include both sides? If so the answer is around 8,934, although a further 13,953 died through insanitary conditions and wounds. The good news is that none of them were American! The Bible’s free to everyone.Because God created evil. He is a God of war. He slaughters millions directly – if you’ve got a problem with that, you’ve got a problem with GodBecause KJV 1611 is the inspired and inerrant Word of The Lord of Hosts. Idiot, I’ve just told you what it is, can’t you read?Why should advocating slavery and subjugating women make anything untrustworthy – it’s not as if slavery and subjugation are hidden anywhere in the small print. Son, The Lord is upfront with everything!No they are not! I just picked up every one of them and they were stone cold. Do your nurses know you did this?Well that’s a load of simplistic rubbish designed to cheat the stupid and superstitious out of their money and/or time isn’t it? Shame on you.

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I used it as a response to needless bible quoting from your friend, the 'pastor'.
You seemed to be under the impression that all Jesus' preaching was all peace and love. That "needless bible quoting" proved you wrong.

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you ask for 10 percent you thief
We didn't invent that policy. That 10% figure came straight out of the Bible.

And thief? If you refuse to give God your fair share, that makes YOU a thief.

You, sir, are a hypocrite.

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I asked you a question here, and you rudely ignored it.

Which version of the Bible do you believe to be "the real Old and New Testament Bible the one TRUE, REAL christians have"?

What do Matthew 10:34 and Luke 14:26 say in your version?

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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 07:00 PM

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You seemed to be under the impression that all Jesus' preaching was all peace and love. That "needless bible quoting" proved you wrong.
There will never not be a time when the bible can 'prove' me wrong, there will never be a need to quote from it though. The bible is interpreted in so many different ways by so many different people, quoting from it achieves nothing.
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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 07:00 PM

I've read the posts in this thread to my wife Delores (she is not allowed to use the computer), and she burst into tears at the viscious, unprovoked personal attacks on our faith from these visitors alpha and King James. Why do you deliberately mock people of faith that did nothing to you?

You liberal secularists CLAIM that you're tolerant, and just and rational-- and yet you deliberately antagonize the True Christian faithful like me and my poor, suffering wife. Why??!!

Do you get some sort of sick, perverted thrill from attacking the core beliefs of others, without any provocation?

You people are sick and cruel. God will punish you for your hateful cruelty and intollerance!!
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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 07:02 PM

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I've read the posts in this thread to my wife Delores (she is not allowed to use the computer), and she burst into tears at the viscious, unprovoked personal attacks on our faith from these visitors alpha and King James. Why do you deliberately mock people of faith that did nothing to you?

You liberal secularists CLAIM that you're tolerant, and just and rational-- and yet you deliberately antagonize the True Christian faithful like me and my poor, suffering wife. Why??!!

Do you get some sort of sick, perverted thrill from attacking the core beliefs of others, without any provocation?

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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 07:03 PM

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You seemed to be under the impression that all Jesus' preaching was all peace and love. That "needless bible quoting" proved you wrong.


We didn't invent that policy. That 10% figure came straight out of the Bible.

And thief? If you refuse to give God your fair share, that makes YOU a thief.

You, sir, are a hypocrite.

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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 07:09 PM

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There will never not be a time when the bible can 'prove' me wrong
If you say that the Bible says something, then quoting from that book can prove you wrong. You said that Jesus promoted "ideals of peace and love". The Bible is the ONLY source of information that describes Jesus. If you don't trust the Bible, then how can you make statements about what Jesus was like? The answer is YOU CAN'T. You are just making up nonsense and have shown yourself to be an idiot.

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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 07:11 PM

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you are supposed to give some part not 10% Obligatory! like you stated, get your act straight
Did you click the links, moron? The first one goes straight to the passage in the Bible that says it IS 10% obligatory.

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