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Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-23-2013, 12:56 PM
I doubted that I would ever appreciate a Hellywood actress/model/singer/pornstar whatever. But Paris Hilton have shown her compassion by wearing a tanktop with the Christian message of love - "stop being poor".
As a role model, Hilton have an audience of several millions. Prosperity is the result of good faith:
But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
Philippians 4:19
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the Lord of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
Malachi 3:10
Source: http://www.createdebate.com/debate/s...to_end_poverty
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-23-2013, 03:14 PM
An uplifting message indeed! Why anyone wants to be poor is beyond me. I guess some people thrive on the attention.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-23-2013, 04:42 PM
There are many reasons why people decide to be poor. Some of them are too lazy to get an honest living. Many of them are not actually poor and only pretend to be poor to get food stamps and other government scams. They then sell products purchased with food stamps on the black market http://nypost.com/2013/07/28/nyc-wel...e-black-market . The moment the jig is up and people realize that these so called "impoverished" people are not actually poor, their food stamp/welfare empire comes to a screeching halt.
In 35 states (and rising) people on welfare actually get paid more than people who have jobs. Obama hasn't been able to fully corrupt some of the few of the states that still have some moral compass such as Texas and Iowa. Thank Obama's incredible impenitence and the Republicans for that. http://news.msn.com/us/govt-aid-pays...-states?stay=1 .
You would be amazed at the lengths people go to in order to pretend to be poor. Getting ragged clothing, getting wheelchairs and crutches, acting retarded, hiding their car/house. The more retarded they act, the more money Obama steals from hard working Americans in order to finance their corrupt lifestyle. If these so called poor people invested half the effort into getting and keeping a job that they already invest in pretending to be poor, then that unemployment rate would drop down immediately.
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-23-2013, 06:31 PM
Oh, Paris. Your time has passed. Go on Dancing With the Stars, lose, then gracefully fade away. Please.
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-23-2013, 06:54 PM
She's still a no-good slut.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-23-2013, 08:25 PM
I've heard it suggested thet NASA should sell her the "space station" since as a ruthless and intelligent woman she ought to be able to run it at a profit. Well, ’til something drops off..
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-24-2013, 12:48 AM
1 Timothy 2:9-10
"Likewise also that women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly attire, but with what is proper for women who profess godliness—with good works."
The last time I checked Jesus still hates Paris Hilton!
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-24-2013, 06:21 AM
I've just noticed she's wearing bat's wings. Does she think she's a bird?
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-24-2013, 08:02 AM
We here at the Landover Baptist Church had every reason to rejoice in believing that Paris Hilton found Jesus while serving time in the slammer a few years ago. There are numerous pictures of her reading the Bible, and she did offer a fashionable pink accessory Bible upon her release from prison.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4367
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-24-2013, 08:13 AM
Being poor is a Biblically accepted lifestyle choice:
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For the poor shall never cease out of the land: therefore I command thee, saying, Thou shalt open thine hand wide unto thy brother, to thy poor, and to thy needy, in thy land. - Deuteronomy 15:11
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Hearken, my beloved brethren, Hath not God chosen the poor of this world rich in faith, and heirs of the kingdom which he hath promised to them that love him? - James 2:5
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Who is Paris Hilton to suggest otherwise? However, I'm astonished that so MANY people out there follow the Holy Bible so vigorously and with such passion in this respect and decide to be poor.
I always carry a nice fat bank bill with me to donate to the poor. I always show the note to the poor beggars and ask them if they believe in God. Most of them will gladly answer YES because they think they can fool me easily I then start to interrogate them about which Bible edition they prefer and why, their favorite verse and so on. Well, the big note is still in my pocket I think I can use it more wisely than to give it to Godless liars.
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-24-2013, 07:06 PM
Well, one of the Christian Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) cyber stalker teams found out that Paris Hilton is taking Adderall, an ADHD drug. CCHR push for a total ban of ADHD drugs because they make people gay. There are horrible tales of perfectly straight men switching to Mac under influence of those evil psychiatric pills, and ladies getting a short haircut.
Another clue is that she was sentenced to 45 days in jail. She did probably experience a Bellatrix on Hermione-style rape, which reminded her diligently how horrible the lesbian lifestyle is, and thus saved her from Adderall backdoor effects. Another possibility is one or more sessions of corrective rape.
Anyways, she do still have long hair and is probably still straight. She was brave to speak the truth about homosexual men, "most homosexual men probably have AIDS".
I agree with Nobar King that she needs to pull up her skirt. As an evangelist of prosperity, she must refudiate every connection to sagged pants and skirts.
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-24-2013, 09:26 PM
The only think she's got going for her is her family has money. Otherwise she's an old maid (well past her prime childbearing years) with herpes, a drug addiction and supposedly she filmed herself fornacating with a negro. No good Christian man would touch that with a ten foot pole, I don't care how much money she has.
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-25-2013, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Saffie
The only think she's got going for her is her family has money. Otherwise she's an old maid (well past her prime childbearing years) with herpes, a drug addiction and supposedly she filmed herself fornacating with a negro. No good Christian man would touch that with a ten foot pole, I don't care how much money she has.
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Of course no Christian man (man, not boy, hence I imply marriage) is interested in fornicating with her, that would be adultery. It's her spreading Jesus message of love, "stop being poor", that I appreciate.
Too many people these days are choosing poverty over prosperity. Why can't they just get a job or start a business, cut spendings (yes, that include pointless nightly text messages and phone calls) and find Jesus.
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Re: Stop being poor - Paris Hilton's message of love -
09-25-2013, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by lukasekman
Of course no Christian man (man, not boy, hence I imply marriage) is interested in fornicating with her, that would be adultery. It's her spreading Jesus message of love, "stop being poor", that I appreciate.
Too many people these days are choosing poverty over prosperity. Why can't they just get a job or start a business, cut spendings (yes, that include pointless nightly text messages and phone calls) and find Jesus.
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Miss Hilton has established several businesses.
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