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Default OMH's birthday - 01-31-2008, 12:42 PM

Everybody ready for the party?


Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: OMH's birthday - 01-31-2008, 05:37 PM

I wouldn't be in here with you Mens otherwise, you know that's True™ - but I just want to confirm that I am to pop out of a big Cake decorated like a Bible at around 8pm this evening.

Happy Birthday Brother Hatchet! I shall give you your birthday gift after the party
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Default Re: OMH's birthday - 01-31-2008, 06:18 PM

Since I am just finding out about this, I believe it was meant to be a surprise party. No need to worry. At my age, I will probably have forgotten all about it by eight o'clock tonight.
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Default Re: OMH's birthday - 01-31-2008, 06:25 PM

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I wouldn't be in here with you Mens otherwise, you know that's True™ - but I just want to confirm that I am to pop out of a big Cake decorated like a Bible at around 8pm this evening.

Happy Birthday Brother Hatchet! I shall give you your birthday gift after the party
Godly Sister, I positively treasure all that you do for me and sincerely appreciate your birthday wishes, but be mindful about staying out of the men's forum. It's the right thing to do.

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