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Default Re: Ancient Injun Dildo Discovered in Maryland - 01-23-2011, 07:48 AM

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Though that item may have had a more innocent purpose as a flint-carving tool
So THAT's what they're calling it these days.

"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?"

"I'm carving flint, daddy."

"That's it, I'm getting my paddle!"


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Default Re: Ancient Injun Dildo Discovered in Maryland - 01-23-2011, 01:39 PM

Where this article was found is as important as what it was. A small land mass in the Chesapeake Bay area.
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Default Re: Ancient Injun Dildo Discovered in Maryland - 01-25-2011, 11:02 AM

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Where this article was found is as important as what it was. A small land mass in the Chesapeake Bay area.
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Oh my goodness, that's shocking. Clearly the heathen reds created that in order to mock God.

Galatians 6:7 "...God is not mocked..."

Not funny.

I tell you, thank the Lord that the Christians saved the redmen before it was too late. If we hadn't come along when we did, one can imagine the entire continent would probably be covered in huge phallic carvings.

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Default Re: Ancient Injun Dildo Discovered in Maryland - 01-25-2011, 02:17 PM

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I tell you, thank the Lord that the Christians saved the redmen before it was too late. If we hadn't come along when we did, one can imagine the entire continent would probably be covered in huge phallic carvings.
Indeed. As it is, we're still stuck with Florida.
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Default Re: Ancient Injun Dildo Discovered in Maryland - 01-26-2011, 11:19 AM

I hadn't thought of Florida. Thank the Lord we didn't also get stuck with Baja California...



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Default Re: Ancient Injun Dildo Discovered in Maryland - 01-26-2011, 11:56 AM

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I hadn't thought of Florida. Thank the Lord we didn't also get stuck with Baja California...
And Scotland has the obscene peninsula of Kintyre. Campbell country. Which explains a lot.




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Default Re: Ancient Injun Dildo Discovered in Maryland - 01-26-2011, 11:57 AM

That's funny, including this happen like 10 minutes away from me, ROFL, yeah I live in Maryland.
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Default Re: Ancient Injun Dildo Discovered in Maryland - 01-26-2011, 01:33 PM

You might want to go to the lost property department and claim the offensive object back.





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Default Re: Ancient Injun Dildo Discovered in Maryland - 01-28-2011, 01:25 PM

Whew! I thought my older half-brother had turned up.


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Default Re: Ancient Injun Dildo Discovered in Maryland - 01-29-2011, 03:19 PM

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Default Re: Ancient Injun Dildo Discovered in Maryland - 01-29-2011, 05:15 PM

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How disgusting.
Which? The antique that was discovered or the land that God made?


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