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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-26-2017, 09:22 PM

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So this has been on of the greatest thing i have seen and i have come to thr conclusion that i will put aside my wicked ways and flush my computer of sin! In the past few months two more characters have been realised!! I would love to know how you interpret these godless didital creatures! Thank you
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-27-2017, 11:05 AM

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  • Lastly there is a hero--more like zero--not shown here, "Annie," Sarah's mother, who originally taught her how to worship the goofy old idols of Egypt that the Pharaoh was so into when he tried to prevent God's chosen people (well, at the time) from leaving. This old cyclopic crone fires darts of vaccines at her teammates, increasing their levels of autism so that they will ignore injury. Those same vaccines cause damage to her opponents who are mentally healthy, until at last the damage from vaccines becomes so great that they succumb to it. She can also throw pain medication like the kind given to pregnant women at her opponents to cause them to fall into a deep and unwholesome catatonic state, likely in the hopes that the liberal government will pull the plug. Her greatest attack is to 'nanoboost' a character, where she pumps them full of party drugs like PCP, caffeine, and ritalin to make them "trip out" all over her enemies and to make them sexually aroused enough to ignore Christ's word.
Okay, rant time. You'll have more of these in the near future, so prepare yourselves for the damnation or the salvation.

First off:
Have you realised how stupid and immature this sounds? I am not a saint, but I am no sinner, either. I may be an unsaved trash, but I have still more worth than you. Why, you ask? The answer is simple enough: because I firmly believe in the wrongness in your speech. You have told nothing but lies, and this reflect that you are nothing but a man with a big enough ego to dwarf your rational thinking into oblivion.
Vaccines cause autism? Since when? Did you know that the vaccines have nothing to do with autism? The data you are working with is faulty and has been disproven multiple times by scientists, who, surprise surprise, do know SOMETHING about the working of the human anatomy and neural network.
If you don't believe me, believe in your god who will never come, and believe in Wikipedia, because god's word is worth nothing in my eyes.
Exposure to air pollution during pregnancy, especially heavy metals and particulates, may increase the risk of autism. Environmental factor that have been claimed without evidence to contribute to or exacerbate autism include certain foods, infectious diseases, solvents, diesel exhaust, PCBs, phtalates and phenols used in plastic products, pesticides, brominated flame retardants, alcohol, smoking, illicit drugs, vaccines and preternal stress.
No evidence has been found for these claims, and some such as the MMR vaccine have been completely disproven.
Such claims drive me mad and want to cause autism in those who claim that vaccines cause autism...

I have a reason to talk like this. My father, who is a believer, has vaccinated me more than enugh times, TO PREVENT DISEASES SPREADING ON ME AND KILLING ME. YOU KNOW, VACCINES HAVE THAT SPECIAL TRAIT OF SAVING PEOPLE AND YOU ARE NOT REALISING THIS BECAUSE YOUR HEADS ARE STUCK SO FAR UP YOUR GODS ASS, YOU ARE TELLING LIES EVEN WHEN YOU BREATHE.
You can do with this post and this account whatever you'd like, but my claims are still written down here. Peace.

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-27-2017, 12:02 PM

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I have a reason to talk like this. My father, who is a believer, has vaccinated me more than enugh times....
Well that would go some way towards explaining your curiously obsessive behavior, dear. I will pray for you.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-27-2017, 02:15 PM

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Okay, rant time...Vaccines cause autism? Since when? Did you know that the vaccines have nothing to do with autism? The data you are working with is faulty and has been disproven multiple times by scientists...

And, one last thing: What are you not naming is the thing you fear the most.


It is well known and long since proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that vaccines cause autism. The exact sequence is still not well understood. For instance: no one really knows if the vaccines directly cause the autisms, or if God, angered by those who would tamper with His design, sends autisms on to the unsaved trash who try to thwart His will. Your delusional reliance on the announcements of scientists has led you to some kind of cultish sycophancy that causes you to believe without question anything you are told by those you see as smarter than you. Well, we are smarter than you too and you ought to listen to what we have to say. It is the very word of God, repeated in an effort to save you and those like you.


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It is well known and long since proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that vaccines cause autism. The exact sequence is still not well understood. For instance: no one really knows if the vaccines directly cause the autisms, or if God, angered by those who would tamper with His design, sends autisms on to the unsaved trash who try to thwart His will. Your delusional reliance on the announcements of scientists has led you to some kind of cultish sycophancy that causes you to believe without question anything you are told by those you see as smarter than you. Well, we are smarter than you too and you ought to listen to what we have to say. It is the very word of God, repeated in an effort to save you and those like you.


Also, there is nothing more terrifying than the wrath of God.
And you say I am an unsaved trash. How many children have died because of rubeola? How many people have died because of tetanus? Your delusional denial disgusts me, but what can I expect from cavemen, not understanding how the world works? It would be more disgusting, if priests raped innocent children... oh wait, that has happened before. Would you say that it was caused by autism or caused by vaccines? Well?


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-27-2017, 02:41 PM

I'm afraid that you are now venturing into the irrational. Toward the end of your comment, you were even railing against the pervert priests of the Roman church. Where did that come from? It is not up to man to decide what afflictions God decides to visit or not visit upon those who arouse His anger. Also, I live in a house, which is where most Christians can be found. The caves in my vicinity are wholly unsuitable for habitation.


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I'm afraid that you are now venturing into the irrational.
Or, as my children put it, he is belming into the void. I often wonder why so many Unsaved Trash think we are filthy catholics. Can they not read the name of our church?


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Extremists, maniacs, obsessed, fanatics - they all say the same. "Can't you read? We aren't Catholics!" They all say that. Where would Baptism be without the origin, which is, ironically, Catholicism?

Vaccines, that's why I have come here. You know, if vaccines did cause autism, half of the world would be autistic. I'm going to repeat that, if you think that your eyes fooled you. Half of the world would be autistic if there were actual "autism-vaccines". And, you know, tetanus is one of the worst things to die in. You suffer from the moment you get it till you die, and I am convinced that you'd pray to God if you got it, but would he help...? My very straightforward answer is: no, because you didn't take the "autism-causing vaccine". I am vaccinated and I am a free man, I don't know about you, but I am. So yeah, dying to tetanus is worse than God incinerating you in a strike of lightning, because tetanus spans from 4 to 6 weeks and contorts your body into the alphabet so easily like you contort a straw. Think before you write impossible things.


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Extremists, maniacs, obsessed, fanatics - they all say the same. "Can't you read? We aren't Catholics!" They all say that. Where would Baptism be without the origin, which is, ironically, Catholicism?

Vaccines, that's why I have come here.

We have no vaccines for you, so you may have come to the wrong place. Your rant about non- catholic lunatics is difficult to understand. Can you elaborate? BTW- the origin will be found on page one of the Bible. Genesis 1:1


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...dying to tetanus is worse than God incinerating you in a strike of lightning, because tetanus spans from 4 to 6 weeks and contorts your body into the alphabet so easily like you contort a straw. Think before you write impossible things.
Dear Sinner,

The manner of dying has no relevance whatsoever in the Grand Scheme of Jesus, and nothing will ever surpass His agony when He died for us in a temporary manner on the Cross.

For us, death is also temporary and we'll continue our existence in a holistic bliss in Heaven. Compared to that, which is the infinite Eternity, the method of secular death has no significance.

For those who do not believe in our manner, death is still temporary, and they'll continue their existence in a holistic gnashing of teeth in the Furnace. Compared to that, the agonies of the tetanus-toxin (treatable with general anesthesia and curare-based relaxants, iv-antibiotics and stuff; not easily but still) are infinitesimally small.

Revelation 20:10
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.


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I have still more worth than you. Why, you ask? The answer is simple enough: because I firmly believe in the wrongness in your speech.
Dear Sinner,

Here's another passage of your disinformative post that I found baffling!

You are actually determining the worth of your fellow men based on how firmly you believe them? You are uttering that
  • You are more worthy than us because...
  • you believe that our speech is wrong.
We are the total opposite of you. We believe that every single human being (even the Retard, as a True Christian™ can heal him with prayer; Matthew 10:8) has the chance for Salvation. All can be one in Jesus Christ!

Romans 10:12
For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him.

It is quite terrible that you judge people based on their opinions. Jesus obviously endorses judgment but in a different manner.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

If you Repent and eventually become a True Christian™, you shall also learn to cast righteous judgment!




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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-27-2017, 06:39 PM

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And you say I am an unsaved trash. How many children have died because of rubeola? How many people have died because of tetanus? Your delusional denial disgusts me, but what can I expect from cavemen, not understanding how the world works? It would be more disgusting, if priests raped innocent children... oh wait, that has happened before. Would you say that it was caused by autism or caused by vaccines? Well?
And who created rubella (that's how it's spelled, btw), tetanus, and all other diseases?

That's right. God. And only He has the right to decide whom He wants to heal, and the only way we should try to preserve lives is through prayer:

James 5:14-16
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
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Dear Sinner,

The manner of dying has no relevance whatsoever in the Grand Scheme of Jesus, and nothing will ever surpass His agony when He died for us in a temporary manner on the Cross.

For us, death is also temporary and we'll continue our existence in a holistic bliss in Heaven. Compared to that, which is the infinite Eternity, the method of secular death has no significance.

For those who do not believe in our manner, death is still temporary, and they'll continue their existence in a holistic gnashing of teeth in the Furnace. Compared to that, the agonies of the tetanus-toxin (treatable with general anesthesia and curare-based relaxants, iv-antibiotics and stuff; not easily but still) are infinitesimally small.

Revelation 20:10
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.


Yours in Christ,

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I'd like to point out something. This is nice and colourful, but holds no meaning for me. The Jesus who died on the cross has no power over me, and has not enough power to recover my soul from the dark abyss. You can come to me with nicer and nicer, more and ore colourful quotes from the Bible, your words are impervous to me. They have no strength to pierce the wall of hard facts I have researched over my measly 21 years. You have to come up with an equasion that proves God's existence and then I'll say that I have been wrong, but before that: you are lying.

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Dear Sinner,

Here's another passage of your disinformative post that I found baffling!

You are actually determining the worth of your fellow men based on how firmly you believe them? You are uttering that
  • You are more worthy than us because...
  • you believe that our speech is wrong.
We are the total opposite of you. We believe that every single human being (even the Retard, as a True Christian™ can heal him with prayer; Matthew 10:8) has the chance for Salvation. All can be one in Jesus Christ!

Romans 10:12
For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him.

It is quite terrible that you judge people based on their opinions. Jesus obviously endorses judgment but in a different manner.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

If you Repent and eventually become a True Christian™, you shall also learn to cast righteous judgment!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer
Everyone is mine in Christ. But are you mine by meaning? You are not doing very much justice on your opinion, because I am now convinced and hold a firm belief of you being a fanatic. I'm sorry for you, but there is no salvation for fanatics. Checkmate, mate.

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And who created rubella (that's how it's spelled, btw), tetanus, and all other diseases?

That's right. God. And only He has the right to decide whom He wants to heal, and the only way we should try to preserve lives is through prayer:

James 5:14-16
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
Ant this is where I want to stop you. I, as you may or may not have got from my posts on this page, do not believe in God. My Bible is the Function Table and the Church I went to was the Physics and Biology classes. I don't believe in bullcrap and will not tolerate fanatics shoving their opinions and beliefs down my throat. Why do you think that you are better than Muslim extremists? Because you aren't dropping bombs and causing terror attacks? You are wrong. You are terrorizing your nation with false beliefs in autism and vaccines, you are enforcing your rights by electing fu<king donald trump (yes, I wrote his name in small letters, he doesn't even deserve to be named), you are being a general idiot and a complete and utter layman, preaching god over science, when science haas saved your sorry asses when there was war and there was peace. Why do you think I'm so worked up on this? I'm the rational mind around here, and I'm getting so worked up on this. You know why? Because I'm facing a thousand wrongs I have to educate on the workings of the world. But I am not going to waste any more words, let a writer do it.

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-27-2017, 07:28 PM

Do you think you may be a little full of yourself?


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Do you think you may be a little full of yourself?
Where and when? Can you name an instance when I was full of myself? I'm telling truths and you are trying to shut me down. You are getting what there is: judgement. And I may not be God, but I surely as hell can be the Scourge of God, for I am a true Hun and wherever may I roam I make people either wish they are dead or wish there were more people of me, saving the innocent.


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for I am a true Hun and wherever may I roam I make people either wish they are dead or wish there were more people of me, saving the innocent.
That's not entirely true, Mr. Chinaman. I simply wish you were a little more silent.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-27-2017, 09:11 PM

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I don't believe in bullcrap and will not tolerate fanatics shoving their opinions and beliefs down my throat.
Oh, I hate that, too. I wish I had a vicious dog to chase all of these Jehova's Witnesses from my doorsteps! Shoving someone's opinions and beliefs down my throat in my private safe space, that's just so annoying!

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Oh, wait, did you mean us shoving our beliefs down your throat when you are a guest in our private corner of the Internet, and not the other way around?

Now, that would be just weird!
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Sinner Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-28-2017, 01:08 AM

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  • "Benji Shimada," is an abomination of flesh and metal, and a testament to the utter lack of respect for GOD'S design and creation. Created by the game's resident quack ("Marcy," already mentioned), Benji can run fast, double jump, climb walls, and reflect bullets, but he cannot reflect the hellfire that awaits him (or what is left of him) for giving himself over to worship of Boo-duh.
  • "Junked Rat" is an explosives-obsessed Australian who seeks to protect his worldly treasure from others because he has not built up treasure in heaven. Although GOD in HIS wisdom took Junked Rat's arm and leg to prove a point, the greed-blind hobo still has not turned from his ways.
  • "Toad Hog" is Junk Rat's bodyguard and, if fan material is to be believed, his sodomite lover. Among sodomites, men like oad Hog are called "bears," but also the perhaps more colorful and honest term "c*m pigs," and I believe here the term is apt. Toad Hog's primary ability is his tremendous corpulence and his hook, so I assume his primary job is to give Christians tetanus and to eventually act as a source of meat once the sinners start to eat one another. Being foolish enough to be a sodomite, he doesn't know that tetanus is merely a means of being brought into the LORD'S loving embrace upon death, or that when the LORD'S judgment comes, he will likely lose weight before it comes to cannibalism.
  • "May" is a Chinese "climate scientist" whose job is to repeat the lie of "global warming" as loud as possible and as often as possible. She often talks about gathering 'data' on her 'missions.' Since any actual climate data would prove the Bible correct, I assume the data she gathers is on the location and number of Christians and Baptist churches at various locations around the globe so it can be used to round them up and kill them off. She is considered by players to be the most annoying because her powers have to do with ice and she is apparently the fattest character in the game, with Toad Hog in close second.
  • "Darya," named for the infamous butch lesbian cartoon of the same name, is a female Russian weightlifter who seems to be some sort of lesbian fantasy come hideously to life, not entirely unlike a buff, communist version of its namesake. A nastier inversion of GOD'S carefully delineated gender roles would be hard to find. She is apparently only "mained" by advanced players; this I take to mean that players become more and more familiar with the worst elements of the game as they get more involved.
  • "Sarah" is an Egyptian RPG user (the grenade RPG, not the original "let's get your kids addicted to witchcraft" RPG) who uses a suit to fly about the map and shower the enemy team with rockets. Although the game portrays her as a "security chief," it is very clear when playing with her that she represents an Islamic terrorist. It is unclear whether she is a Mudslime or if she believes in ancient Egyptian heresy based on her tattoo, but since she has a tattoo at all, we know she cannot be Christian. Oddly, she has one of the most Christian phrases in the game, "Justice rains from above," referring toGOD'S eventual judgment on those playing the game, and yet it is used by one of the most openly idol-worshiping characters.
  • "Tracey" is a female British pilot, which is confusing since her character runs fast. Apparently at one point she went so fast that she became unmoored from time itself, so the talking ape had to build a device to allow her to stay in one place, but also 'blink' forwards and backwards in time (can she blink back to before she sinned? No, says CHRIST, since the desire to sin is sin itself as per Matthew 5:28). This is, of course, functionally necromancy and in the real world GOD would have simply teleported her to hell for hubris, which he could do with the copies of this game, but won't, clearly to teach us a lesson. In this case I believe the lesson that the game intends is that the theory of evolution goes hand in hand with women's liberation, even "liberation" from the rules of time and space set down by GOD HIMself. It is true that the wacko, disproved theory of evil-lution has been the driving force for most if not all of the world's evils over the past hundred years, including perhaps the most pernicious of social evils, the lie of equality and feminism, so in this case I am pleased that the game so succinctly illustrates it. Even a clock damned to hell can sometimes tell the time correctly, even if it is out of loathing and hatred for GOD'S design.
  • "Windowmaker" is a French assassin who is bent upon destroying Overwatch, similar to our erstwhile hero from my original post. Besides that, she seems quite intent on stopping the evils of robot Boo-duh-sts. As I understand it, she killed her husband, which would put her in the running for the most sinful character in the entire game, but I also believe her husband actually ran Overwatch or something like that, and all's well that ends well. I would like to see her and Creeper settle down and raise a GOD-fearing family in the final level of the game.
  • "B.va," named for the colorful euphemism for a woman's 'shame cyst' as we in the medical industry refer to it, is a female Korean "giant robot" pilot and generally a complete brat with no concept of anything except for her own pleasure. Her primary goal in life seems to be to illustrate the nastiest tendencies of loose young women and to wear her "pilot suit" tight enough to distract my boy from my ministrations on the Bible. Otherwise, she is a young, heedless delinquent who spends 25 hours a day playing video games and sitting on her keester doing nothing for anyone. Since this describes nearly 100% of the people who play this game, I understand that she is very popular as a vain example of 'self-insert' gameplay. She is also a reference to "Neon Genesis Evangelion," a Chinese cartoon that is explicitly about a gay boy in a giant robot killing angels and trying to replace GOD! You can't make this stuff up. Or rather, you can, but if you do, you better believe GOD has a place for you in hell. Looks like D.va is "D.void" of any wholesome influence, as are her players.
  • Torbjorn: This 'builder' character is industrious, of a healthy Nordic complexion, and generally of good cheer. He also has grown a well-groomed beard fitting of a man's station. While other characters destroy, he creates. You would think this would make him an ideal choice for a "Christian" gamer (not that such a thing often exists), right? WRONG! This "Torbjorn" is not only from Satan's holiday home of Sweden, but he is also a clear adaptation of the mythical race of squat little degenerates known as "dwarves." Ergo, this crafty little shortstack is perhaps the worst character in the game, a gateway for industrious and hard-working children to get suckered into an interest in comparative mythology, and at that point they may as well just go the whole nine yards and declare themselves witches, or worse, congregationalists. My son is never playing as Torbjorn, flat out.
  • "Creeper," the true hero of the game, is a man who, when he saw the wages of sin, turned away from the devil's lowly works and turned his attention to the LORD. Undergoing a near-death experience, not entirely unlike CHRIST, Creeper returned, and took after JESUS' example, bringing not peace, but a sword. Like the HOLY SPIRIT, Creeper can move about like a thief in the night, and when he does arrive, he brings the fires of hell to pass judgment on the wicked gallery of sin. Why, I managed to illustrate 2 Peter 3:10 very well to my son using Creeper as an example, and for every soul he collects,HIS faith is that much stronger, and he gains life from them, in the same way that we gain life from the sacrifice of CHRIST. Although he is far from CHRIST HIMself (Creeper is after all a Mexican), as a stand-in illustration, I believe he is a healthy influence.
  • "Marcie," the devil in disguise! This wretched hag has the gall to resurrect others without once invoking the LORD JESUS CHRIST'S name. Whatever I have said of other characters, this I say now, she is doubtless the most sinful character in any media I have ever witnessed, a falsely modest, nasty, two-faced liar who would make Hillary Clinton blush! The most thankful part of this game is that she dies easily when not hiding like a gutless coward behind her brainwashed sin puppets. Marcie is the whore of Babylon, which is shown in the game itself! In the character options, players can play as her true form, witness so that you will not be deceived:
    If your child is so lost that they claim to "main" Marcie, do them a favor and prevent them from playing games until they bear children of their own and can be woken up to the tremendous threat posed by characters like this.
  • "Zenyoda" is really more of the same Boo-duh worship that we got from Benji, except with more ball-slinging and "free Tibet" pinko nonsense. This robot hippie would have you believe that robots "are like, people too, man," and actually experience feelings, or, laughably, might have souls. As a comedian, Zenyoda would be hilarious, but as a character, it is the same tired old sin, now in a similarly tired, rusty old package. What is there to say about him that CHRIST did not say already about the pagans? This floating little devil has one saving grace, that he is so devoid of anything even remotely interesting that only the most stonered of hippy Demonrats would even think to play him.
  • "Gonzo Shimada," an archer with hate in his heart for his brother Benji. While this would increase his standing to me, my son informs me that his only job on the team is to press Q to summon dragons that kill the entire enemy team, so chalk this character up as really just an oriental warlock who exists to promote witchcraft as the answer to all of life's problems. I will laugh when GOD destroys him by turning the great dragons back upon him and ignoring his too-late repentance.
  • "Grindhard," a German sex pervert in what I believe is a 'BDSM' sex suit, who goes on and on about his 'big hammer.' When I played him, at one point after hitting many enemies with it, he even openly states "I am on fire!" and I cannot think of a more apt way for him to state that he is a flaming homosexual into buggery and sadomasochism. What cracks me up is that he states "Do not worry my friends, I am your shield," referring to condoms, and then says later that his "shield is giving out," at which point it breaks and his team is flooded with damage, clearly representing AIDS. Even when sinners are confronted with the reality of the situation, they still cannot see past the elements of the parable.
  • "Sintown," the talking ape who gave Tracey her time-changing gear. He jumps around, much like an evolutionist jumps from lie to lie to try to confuse Christians, and puts down temporary bubble shields, like how the public school system shields children from the truth that GOD created all things! Sintown is the epitome of the modern scientist or professor: AGODless monkey without a clue who acts as an enabler for his leftist thug buddies in Overwatch. It is a good thing for him that in the world of Overwatch the Bible seems not to exist, or else Sintown might have to admit that his inventions are goofy affronts to CHRIST and that his weapon is mediocre at best. As the Overwatch players say, "No aim, no brain, Sintown main."
  • "Sinnetra," an autistic dot Indian who, like the monkey before her, has what she is right in her name, is a Hin-doo who creates portals to hell that her team can pass through, and little imp-like 'sentries' that shoot wicked gouts of hellfire to slow, weaken, and ultimately kill her enemies, passersby, small animals, Christians, bugs, you name it. Two of her 'custom skins' are really just Hin-doo goddess outfits, there really is nothing negative I can say about her that will make you dislike her less than actually watching someone play as her. She is obsessed with order, probably because in India they lack order, electricity, and basic plumbing, and although she talks about 'hard light constructs' all the time, that light comes straight from the lake of fire.
  • "Soldier '66," a Vietnam war veteran whom I believe was struck blind by GOD for his arrogance, this former hero decided to turn his back on America and was in fact the former leader of Overwatch. It seems that he went from fighting against communism to fighting for it, all in a matter of decades, much like how Moses was not allowed to enter the promised land, or how in his old age, King Solomon turned his back on the LORD. Soldier '66 sees everything with his wicked digital eyes, except for the truth of CHRIST.
  • "Castiron," an old military robot who now believes in nature worship and will lead your children to pantheism and wicca, all for Castiron granting them a brief moment of fame. You see, whoever plays Castiron automatically is what is known as the "player of the game," to be celebrated and given accolades at the end of each level, for having the foresight and lack of scruples to actually choose Castiron. Even among sinners, choosing him is a sign of slothful vanity.
  • "Lucifo," a Brazilian slumlord (and likely transsexual) who peddles electronic dance music to the children who play the game. If this game has a pimp of sin, Lucifo, like his namesake, fits the bill. Lucifo has two abilities to help his team. The first is "Speed Boost," in which he gives amphetamines to his fellow players so that they will go faster. The second is "Healing Boost," where he gives 'his jam' (yuck!) to other players all equally, promoting communism, free love, loose sex, and looser morals, to say nothing of the very probable miscegenation that occurred to make him, since he has no Brazilian accent whatsoever.
  • "Mickey," a tobacco-smoking cowboy with a belt buckle reading 'BAMF,' meaning "Bad *** mother ******," which sounds bad enough when it simply means a mother who does not raise her children with love and discipline, but I assure you is far worse when you know what the 'A' and 'F' stand for (hint: they are both cuss words). Mickey likes to fan himself with a hammer, I can only assume Grindhard's from earlier, meaning he is the 'bottom' to Grindhard's 'top.' I remember a time when American cowboys were men to look up to, but to see how far we have fallen really brings tears to my eyes.
  • Lastly there is a hero--more like zero--not shown here, "Annie," Sarah's mother, who originally taught her how to worship the goofy old idols of Egypt that the Pharaoh was so into when he tried to prevent GOD'S chosen people (well, at the time) from leaving. This old cyclopic crone fires darts of vaccines at her teammates, increasing their levels of autism so that they will ignore injury. Those same vaccines cause damage to her opponents who are mentally healthy, until at last the damage from vaccines becomes so great that they succumb to it. She can also throw pain medication like the kind given to pregnant women at her opponents to cause them to fall into a deep and unwholesome catatonic state, likely in the hopes that the liberal government will pull the plug. Her greatest attack is to 'nanoboost' a character, where she pumps them full of party drugs like PCP, caffeine, and ritalin to make them "trip out" all over her enemies and to make them sexually aroused enough to ignore CHRIST'S word.
I have a lot of Bull(REDACTED) to go through, don't I now?


First of genji shimada Benji Shimada, If not for the technology implanted in him, he would have died. Since there is no god in the Overwatch world, there is no theoretical afterlife. Just because he is japanese doesn't mean he's a Buddhist.


Now, JunkRat Junked rat, again, got not existing in Overwatch, therefore you completely disregard the lore


Road Hog Toad Hog- No, fan material is not to be believed, making your argument invalid. Also, since the game is full of sinners, wouldn't killing them be a good thing?


Mei May - You deny facts (global warming) which is basically the same as denying the holocaust because of how proven it is.


Zarya Darya- You got the name of the cartoon, and the name of the character (ZARYA) wrong. Daria is the name of the cartoon. This proves that you don't know what you're talking about AT ALL. it is played most by advanced players because it is the hardest, but most rewarding weapon to use (To kill sinners). Zarya is not a confirmed lesbian, or "lesbian fantasy" The developers want a cast that features variety. Just so happens everything is not Christian.


Phara Sarah- You can't accept other religions (x2) Also, how can she follow the Quran when she follows idols or egyptian gods (checkmate)


Tracer Tracey- Whoa, you got a little bit of lore this time! But oddly enough, your lack of research shows again, as Tracer actually has a girlfriend. (what do you people have against gays)


Widowmaker Windowmaker- More correct lore, but then you say Creeper (Reaper) Lack of research (x3). Overwatch also has no "levels"


D.va B.va- Some more lore, i don't like your inconsistencies though. The name "D.VA" is meant to sound like diva, which represents her sassy behavior. That's the meaning of the name. Nothing else. Also, everyone who plays video games doesn't just do that. You must not know what your writing, as you have a son, and he played video games, until you needlessly took them away.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-29-2017, 06:30 PM

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I have a lot of Bull(REDACTED) to go through, don't I now?
That statement--minus the "bull" and with the redacted portion in place may prove to be chillingly prophetic.


Over on the "Team Fortress 2" thread, I posted thoughts that came about from a serious conversation with a real Navy Seal. He mentioned several times that he anticipates a major war on the horizon. Each time he brought it up, he prefaced his prediction with, "I hate to say it. . ." because he's been in the thick of battle and doesn't wish the experience on anybody.


He suffers from PTSD and has shrapnel scars on the back of his neck indicating one hell of a close call. He doesn't believe that video games teach any of the skills that can prepare someone for the ever present stress and sudden bursts of deep fear that are part of real warfare. Games can't replicate the sweat and stink and terror of seeing bodies of friends and enemies blown into pieces at close range.


Images of the blood and sacrifice of others still haunt him.


For a moment there, on the other thread, I felt sorry for the young keyboard warriors who are going to be shocked, overwhelmed and mostly dead when they face real weapons wielded by real enemies.


Reading the above post, I felt a brief prayer passing through me. Oh, God, please let it be soon, and let it be this douchebag, I thought to myself.


I am honestly ashamed at my thoughts (for various reasons) but that's how annoying some of these gamer brats are. A small, uncharitable part of me wants some of the little buggers blasted to smithereens.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-30-2017, 09:04 PM

So...

Are you going to try and ban this game or what?


I haven't seen you try to make any proper attempts to get this game banned other than your unreasoned complaints on this thread.


What happened to your all powerful Trump who could get this game banned and so much more.
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