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Re: Marines Spit on Jesus--UPDATE -
11-20-2006, 10:39 PM
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In the Creation Science thread...where you are regularly and soundly defeated in your feeble, addle-brained female attempts to disprove the obvious reality of God's wonders.
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Having one of you guys say 'no but you're wrong because the bible says so' is hardly defeating me, Zekey.
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Have you ever actually seen a fossil, or have you just seen pictures of them in books?
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Actually, I have seen fossils. Ever heard of a museum?
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Yes you did, but we aren't ready to admit that Lilith is a 'transitory fossil' as you call her.
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You're thinking of 'Lucy', not Lilith, Pastor Al.
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Re: Marines Spit on Jesus--UPDATE -
11-20-2006, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Actually, I have seen fossils. Ever heard of a museum?
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And how does seeing some old rocks with some bones in them prove evilution? Would anyone see some rocks and think "oh, that means that God's not real"? No, not unless they'd read sc ie ntific theories in books first. And been dumb enough to believe them. Jesus disapproves strongly of your brainwashing.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Marines Spit on Jesus--UPDATE -
11-20-2006, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Having one of you guys say 'no but you're wrong because the bible says so' is hardly defeating me, Zekey.
You were defeated on pure Christian logic and proven empirical facts. You have the intellect (and apparently the memory) of a guppy.
Actually, I have seen fossils. Ever heard of a museum?
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Sure. Museums are full of fascinating magic tricks and lies for the most part. Remember that "evilutionary fact" called piltdown man?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Marines Spit on Jesus--UPDATE -
11-21-2006, 12:41 AM
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And how does seeing some old rocks with some bones in them prove evilution? Would anyone see some rocks and think "oh, that means that God's not real"? No, not unless they'd read scientific theories in books first. And been dumb enough to believe them. Jesus disapproves strongly of your brainwashing.
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Those books were written after study of those 'old rocks with some bones' as you call them. They were written about physical scientific findings, and conclusions that can be drawn based on those findings.
And I'm not brainwashing. I'm stating simple facts. You're the ones who are brainwashing and proud of it.
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Sure. Museums are full of fascinating magic tricks and lies for the most part. Remember that "evilutionary fact" called piltdown man?
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Everyone knows about the piltdown man. But the fact that it was PROVEN to be a hoax shows that science is pretty reliable. Otherwise people might have been sucked in by it forever!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Marines Spit on Jesus--UPDATE -
11-21-2006, 03:58 AM
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Sister Thumper is busy at the moment. She is on her knees, with her mouth stuffed full.
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oh her mouth is stuffed full alright....of man meat that is
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Re: Marines Spit on Jesus--UPDATE -
11-21-2006, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Those books were written after study of those 'old rocks with some bones' as you call them. They were written about physical scientific findings, and conclusions that can be drawn based on those findings.
And I'm not brainwashing. I'm stating simple facts. You're the ones who are brainwashing and proud of it.
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Just keep telling yourself that.
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Everyone knows about the piltdown man. But the fact that it was PROVEN to be a hoax shows that science is pretty reliable. Otherwise people might have been sucked in by it forever!
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If you'd been around at the time, you'd have fallen for it. What makes now any different?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Marines Spit on Jesus--UPDATE -
11-25-2006, 11:08 AM
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oh her mouth is stuffed full alright....of man meat that is
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you a liar, cuz Miss.BTB not a cannibal!
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Re: Marines Spit on Jesus--UPDATE -
11-25-2006, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Petal
you a liar, cuz Miss.BTB not a cannibal!
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That's a thought, perhaps she was referring to the flesh of Jesus?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Marines Love Jesus -
11-25-2006, 07:45 PM
Glad to see The Marines are dispensing Jesus along with the millions of other wonderful things they do. Like killing Muslims for example. They should keep the dolls and send them to the troops to pass out to heathen brown children in the Sandbox. Those kids need Jesus before the Devil can rape their minds into becoming Islamic bombs for Satan.
Besides, I was always under the impression the overwhelming majority of those toys went to Marines kids on base, not to inner city negroid pre-criminals or illegal foriegners like Mexican'ts and Tohitos. Why would The Marines give all that good stuff to people who don't deserve it?
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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