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What does "go down on" mean? -
10-08-2010, 09:00 PM
I'm not sure if this is something I should ask my daddy since I don't want to tell on my big brother... but I know I can ask here because Miss. Felicity always asks questions here and everyone knows the answers.
Anyway... my big brothers and I were out in the back yard picking apples for ma and my second oldest brother Josiah was talking about his new girlfriend Mary and how she wants him to "go down on" her. I didn't want to interrupt the boys talking but now I'm curious of what it means.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-08-2010, 09:12 PM
I think this is specifically something you should tell your father. Sounds like your brothers need to be thrashed violently.
To be blunt, it's a form of sodomy, I don't think you need to know more than that.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-08-2010, 09:46 PM
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I think this is specifically something you should tell your father. Sounds like your brothers need to be thrashed violently.
To be blunt, it's a form of sodomy, I don't think you need to know more than that.
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Brother Campbell is correct. You MUST inform your father, your pastor, and your Republican congressman immediately!
Your brother is readying himself to sip from Satan's wineglass. The terrible ends to which this can lead need not be elucidated. He must be stopped and stopped now!
Don't ever be afraid to tell on someone for God, my child. For while it is true that God sees all, He depends on us, His elect, to keep everyone informed of all the evil that others do.
That is why we are His body-- to use our fists to meet out His punishment when a lightening bolt or plague would be out of place.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-08-2010, 09:55 PM
@ Annie1 I think it means he wants to go down on his knees and pray together with the girl he likes.
Did he ask her father for her hand yet?
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-08-2010, 11:38 PM
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@ Annie1 I think it means he wants to go down on his knees and pray together with the girl he likes.
Did he ask her father for her hand yet?
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If she touches him inappropriately before being married, he might get her hand. JUST her hand!
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-09-2010, 04:24 AM
Maybe they're referring to that old nigra spiritual "Go Down Moses?"
That boy can sing!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-09-2010, 10:54 AM
I hope it means go down on his knees and pray with her like Miss Felicity said and not horrible sodomy . I told daddy just to make sure and wouldn't tell me what it meant but he took Josiah out for a walk to talk to him last night. I haven't seen him yet because they were gone when it was my bed time and they're still sleeping now (I get up very early to make breakfast usually).
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-10-2010, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Brother Campbell is correct. You MUST inform your father, your pastor, and your Republican congressman immediately!
Your brother is readying himself to sip from Satan's wineglass. The terrible ends to which this can lead need not be elucidated. He must be stopped and stopped now!
Don't ever be afraid to tell on someone for God, my child. For while it is true that God sees all, He depends on us, His elect, to keep everyone informed of all the evil that others do.
That is why we are His body-- to use our fists to meet out His punishment when a lightening bolt or plague would be out of place.
Observantly Yours,
Handmaiden
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"Mete", please. As for the rest of the post... oh, well, let's try to be kind.
I must try to remember that the forum exists not for debate, but to praise the Lord!
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-10-2010, 04:30 AM
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PS When did Zeke escape the looney bin?
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I have never been in "the looney bin" you hateful fool. I am a True Christian™ pastor, and am protected by Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-10-2010, 05:06 AM
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"Mete", please. As for the rest of the post... oh, well, let's try to be kind.
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Ralph, I know perfectly well the correct spelling and usage of "mete". A simple typo will not offend the Lord; He is well aware of the meaning that I intended.
And there are certain times and circumstances when what some might view as "kindness" is cruel indifference to a person's eternal soul. I stand by what I have written. Furthermore, your glib attempt to correct my spelling will not be forgotten quickly. They don't call me "God's Grammarian" for nothing.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-11-2010, 08:32 AM
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More a case of "Care in The Community" so far isn't it Zekie Boy? I don't think it is working, maybe a short spell as an inpatient would be beneficial for you.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-11-2010, 08:48 AM
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Ralph, I know perfectly well the correct spelling and usage of "mete". A simple typo will not offend the Lord; He is well aware of the meaning that I intended.
And there are certain times and circumstances when what some might view as "kindness" is cruel indifference to a person's eternal soul. I stand by what I have written. Furthermore, your glib attempt to correct my spelling will not be forgotten quickly. They don't call me "God's Grammarian" for nothing.
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Making a big thing out of typos is not cricket! The capital on "He" is presumably another. But your continually capitalizing the Y in Yours is not. Think about what you are doing, dear. The second word in a sentence is not usually capitalized, is it?
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-11-2010, 08:53 AM
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More a case of "Care in The Community" so far isn't it Zekie Boy? I don't think it is working, maybe a short spell as an inpatient would be beneficial for you.
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Please, Jo! That is no way to speak to a man of God like Zekie boy!
Mind you, I do share some of your reservations about the "returning people to the community" policy. (For obvious reasons, wink, wink.)
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-11-2010, 08:55 AM
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Making a big thing out of typos is not cricket! The capital on "He" is presumably another. But your continually capitalizing the Y in Yours is not. Think about what you are doing, dear. The second word in a sentence is not usually capitalized, is it?
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To be fair to Mien Handy, she was responding to a criticism of her typos, so it would have been more accurate to point out what a hypocrite she was being.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-11-2010, 09:07 AM
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Ralph, I know perfectly well the correct spelling and usage of "mete". A simple typo will not offend the Lord; He is well aware of the meaning that I intended.
And there are certain times and circumstances when what some might view as "kindness" is cruel indifference to a person's eternal soul. I stand by what I have written. Furthermore, your glib attempt to correct my spelling will not be forgotten quickly. They don't call me "God's Grammarian" for nothing.
Correctly Yours,
Handmaiden
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How much do you pay them?
Where do you stand on the controversy about the subjunctive mood in English? I need some expert advice about it for a paper I'm writing.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-11-2010, 09:23 AM
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To be fair to Mien Handy, she was responding to a criticism of her typos, so it would have been more accurate to point out what a hypocrite she was being.
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To be fair to her? Why on earth would anyone want to be fair to her?
Do you mean that the semi-literate little twerp is always having a go at others for typos? That wouldn't suprise me. I have taken that she is a hypocrite for granted. Mind you, we should be careful not to attribute hypocricsy where the behavior concerned might be explained by stupidy.
"The more handmaidens, the more lewdness; the more wives, the more witchcraft".
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-11-2010, 09:34 AM
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To be fair to her? Why on earth would anyone want to be fair to her?
Do you mean that the semi-literate little twerp is always having a go at others for typos? That wouldn't suprise me. I have taken that she is a hypocrite for granted. Mind you, we should be careful not to attribute hypocricsy where the behavior concerned might be explained by stupidy.
"The more handmaidens, the more lewdness; the more wives, the more witchcraft".
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You should make an apology to Handmaiden for the horrible things you have just said about her.
Remember, you are to be respectful to your betters at Landover Baptist, this includes all True Christians.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-11-2010, 09:47 AM
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To be fair to her? Why on earth would anyone want to be fair to her?
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To take the high ground, to display that our moral compass. which "they" always claim we do not process, is in full working order, unlike theirs which seems to be rusted and seized.
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-11-2010, 09:49 AM
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You made a typo Lisa " includes" should read " excludes"
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Re: What does "go down on" mean? -
10-11-2010, 09:51 AM
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You made a typo Lisa "includes" should read "excludes"
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There was no typo pasta pirate. The comment I made equally applies to you.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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