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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-04-2014, 10:10 PM

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May to love of Jesus Christ be with you.
The love of Jesus is with us as we are believers. Jesus loves believers. And those who don't believe will be destroyed over and over in Hell.
  • Those who don't believe, go to Hell. No exceptions. No mercy. (Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6)
  • It's better to cut off our body parts than to sin. (Matthew 5:29-30, Mark 9:43-48)


CANCER is a state of mind! Time to stop ALL healthcare!!!
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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-06-2014, 09:15 PM

Every time I get insulted for being Danish, I go to the hospital and get my feels checked for free. <3
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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-06-2014, 10:09 PM

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I go to the hospital and get my feels checked
So you're gay. Why do you hate Jesus?


CANCER is a state of mind! Time to stop ALL healthcare!!!
Follow me on Twitter or burn in Hell for all eternity!

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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-06-2014, 10:59 PM

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Every time I get insulted for being Danish, I go to the hospital and get my feels checked for free. <3
If I was a Danish and felt insulted due to the constant rebukes Norwegians get from the rest of the world, I believe I'd go to some other more godly country.

I must be hard to be a Danish, but Hell will be worse.


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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-10-2014, 08:50 PM

Heres another reason why god hates Denmark.

We even advertise hate of god on our coins:



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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-10-2014, 11:57 PM

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We even advertise hate of god on our coins


CANCER is a state of mind! Time to stop ALL healthcare!!!
Follow me on Twitter or burn in Hell for all eternity!

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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-11-2014, 10:28 AM

You have a waaaay to big fantasy, how the do you keep coming up with this crap, and the worst part, you even seem to be proud for humiliating an entire nation.
Crazy old man would suit you beter.
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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-11-2014, 10:38 AM

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You have a waaaay to big fantasy, how the do you keep coming up with this crap, and the worst part, you even seem to be proud for humiliating an entire nation.
Crazy old man would suit you beter.
If your parents had any sense they would beat you! Mr. Old Man is a very respected member of the community and it is NEVER your place to insult a True Christian! And of all things, can you even spell?
And of course Mr. Old Man will be proud to do The Lord's work, after all, he'll be in Heaven and you'll be in Hell


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That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-16-2014, 02:46 AM

Is there anyone who wonders why God hates these perverts of the north?

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Finland's New Stamps are Drawings of Gay Bondage Porn

I can't remember the last time I even saw a stamp, but then again I don't live in Finland, where their new stamps feature drawings of gay bondage porn.


The drawings come courtesy of the Tom of Finland Foundation, the organization that controls the works of the famous Finnish gay porn artist born Touko Laaksonen. In a statement, Finland's post office praised Laaksonen's contribution to culture.


His emphatically masculine homoerotic drawings have attained iconic status in their genre and had an influence on, for instance, pop culture and fashion. In his works, Tom of Finland utilized the self-irony and humor typical of subcultures.

The stamps will go into circulation in August of this year.
I predict that God will smite Denmark with a plague of fire, to melt all their igloos!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-16-2014, 11:09 AM

Wow this is not a joke. Then to you i must be a 'sinner'. I am both Danish and American. I am A LOT more proud to be Danish though. I live in Denmark, and I don't believe in God. Go ahead and condemn me, it honestly wouldn't mean a thing. I believe that a good person is determined by their actions, not by their belief in some real character who you call 'god' and 'Jesus'.
This whole site is quite amusing to me. No matter what you do or say, this is one big joke!
I mean you didn't even get the flag or the facts right! We had nothing to do with Pippi longstocking. That was the swede, Astrid lindgren. Also rape is 'voldtægt'.
Homosexual couples can adopt, because that is a human right.
They do not rape their children.
Also if you look at statistics, Denmark has a lot fewer rapes per year percentage. We have, on average 45 homocides per year, including traffic accidents.

So yes, I think Denmark is better than the US, and I really don't care about you, or god.
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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-16-2014, 11:14 AM

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Every time I get insulted for being Danish, I go to the hospital and get my feels checked for free. <3

Me too! Being Danish is awesome!
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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-16-2014, 11:41 AM

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We have, on average 45 homocides per year, including traffic accidents.
Homocides? Are you telling me that for all your liberal claims, you Danes kill homosexuals by running them over with your sleds?


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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-17-2014, 01:55 AM

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Wow this is not a joke. Then to you i must be a 'sinner'. I am both Danish and American. I am A LOT more proud to be Danish though. I live in Denmark, and I don't believe in God. Go ahead and condemn me, it honestly wouldn't mean a thing. I believe that a good person is determined by their actions, not by their belief in some real character who you call 'god' and 'Jesus'.
This whole site is quite amusing to me. No matter what you do or say, this is one big joke!
I mean you didn't even get the flag or the facts right! We had nothing to do with Pippi longstocking. That was the swede, Astrid lindgren. Also rape is 'voldtægt'.
Homosexual couples can adopt, because that is a human right.
They do not rape their children.
Also if you look at statistics, Denmark has a lot fewer rapes per year percentage. We have, on average 45 homocides per year, including traffic accidents.

So yes, I think Denmark is better than the US, and I really don't care about you, or god.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-17-2014, 02:20 AM

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Wow this is not a joke. Then to you i must be a 'sinner'. I am both Danish and American. I am A LOT more proud to be Danish though. I live in Denmark, and I don't believe in God. Go ahead and condemn me, it honestly wouldn't mean a thing. I believe that a good person is determined by their actions, not by their belief in some real character who you call 'god' and 'Jesus'.
This whole site is quite amusing to me. No matter what you do or say, this is one big joke!
I mean you didn't even get the flag or the facts right! We had nothing to do with Pippi longstocking. That was the swede, Astrid lindgren. Also rape is 'voldtægt'.
Homosexual couples can adopt, because that is a human right.
They do not rape their children.
Also if you look at statistics, Denmark has a lot fewer rapes per year percentage. We have, on average 45 homocides per year, including traffic accidents.

So yes, I think Denmark is better than the US, and I really don't care about you, or god.
Well Cal, you Swedes have proven to be quite pesky in the past and you are no surprise. As you know, newcomers are placed under investigation to ascertain whether or not they are fit company for Christians. I have to tell you that things are not going well for you in the investigation.

You obviously hate God and Christians. You hate America, too. God will surely punish you. One day, you will be called before Him to account for your activities, including God hating and Christian vexing. He may also ask you to explain the awful butter cookies you people send over here.

I expect your interview is likely to go poorly.


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Can you prove we're wrong?
You must learn some geography. It is the flag of Finland, and not Denmark. If you want to see the danish flag, read the post made by total-homer
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Me too! Being Danish is awesome!

If you mean going to hell is awsome

The danes are notorious for not following the word of the Lord, and the danish church is a world-class cherrypicker organisation!

Quote; "The Church wants to share the gospel with all people. This means that we want the good news of God’s unconditional love for all to break through in the world!"
http://www.lutheranchurch.dk/local-i...ith-relations/

Thats not quite what the bible says;

Revelation 21:8; But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death

John 14:21; He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him

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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-18-2014, 09:09 PM

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Homocides? Are you telling me that for all your liberal claims, you Danes kill homosexuals by running them over with your sleds?
Of course not. We don't really have snow and sleds here, so when tragic accidents do happen, it's usually by car, like in America:-)
And we don't kill homosexuals:-) that would be weird if we just targeted homosexuals with sleds. Don't you think?;-)
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If you mean going to hell is awsome

The danes are notorious for not following the word of the Lord, and the danish church is a world-class cherrypicker organisation!

Quote; "The Church wants to share the gospel with all people. This means that we want the good news of God’s unconditional love for all to break through in the world!"
http://www.lutheranchurch.dk/local-i...ith-relations/

Thats not quite what the bible says;

Revelation 21:8; But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death

John 14:21; He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him

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Eva. You are Swedish. Have you not seen how this site hates swedes too? How they think Ikea is run by nazis!
Also they think the Swedish flag is the Danish flag!
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Of course not. We don't really have snow and sleds here, so when tragic accidents do happen, it's usually by car, like in America:-)
And we don't kill homosexuals:-) that would be weird if we just targeted homosexuals with sleds. Don't you think?;-)
So then, you kill them with your cars. That is very cruel and messy, too. Shame on you Swedes.


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Eva. You are Swedish. Have you not seen how this site hates swedes too? How they think Ikea is run by nazis!
Also they think the Swedish flag is the Danish flag!
Why are you so mean to her? It's not her fault that she was born in a an ungodly third world country. She is struggling to achieve Salvation.
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