[Sista Lateefah]

The Gay Agenda haves a new tool in they war on Christ, and that tool be called Hairspray. I's talkin' about a movie that be about to come out. The homers hasn't figureded out a way to use real hairspray against us... yet. John Travolta star in this movie and use it as a platform to teach chillrens that it be okay to get fat, wear a dress, marry othah mens, and sing showtunes. I should also notes that this movie be a musical remake of a movie that had been made by notorigious porn director John Waters! I does not know HOW this filth had got a PG rating with all the stuff that be goin' on in it! Imagine, a movie like this be gettin' a PG rating while The Passion of the Christ done got rated R because it had been about the Truth.

Homerism don't be the only thang that be wrong with this movie, though. In a movie already fulla queens, Queen Latifah stick her big head in there and start babblin' about how integazation be the best thang that had evah happened, and how white folks should worship nigras. With all this goin' on, it be no surprise that True Christians™ is portrayed as the "bad guys" up in here, and that the movie be mockin' Godly hairstyles.


Joanna Travolta (left) tell "her" on-screen daughter that "It's okay to be gay!"

When this movie come out, me and my chillrens is gonna go to the nearest unsaved theater to throw Bibles at anyone buyin' tickets fo' it. We's also gonna try to get the names of anyone bringin' they chillrens to see it so that we can report them fo' chile abuse.