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WARNING: Millennial Sluts "Hooking Up" With Trump Supporters -
09-11-2017, 06:55 AM
You could have predicted this would happen after decades of the feminazis emasculating men and giving rise to unprecedented levels of homerism, and add to that the growing lines of men lining up to "transgender" by whacking off their tallywhackers. It comes as no surprise that today's young women in need of a proper seeding are finding nothing but pussified limp wristed undernourished gluten free vegan wimps with shriveled up detumescent stumps in their loins that might have once housed a proud tallywhacker.
The only place you can find manly and virile men today are Godly alpha male Republican MAGA Trump supporters bolstered by Second Amendment guns, ammo, and the Bible (KJV1611) that are capable of proper seeding.
True Christian™ men should be warned to stay clear of these slut wench Hell bound witches - they are nothing but trouble.
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Help, I Can't Stop Hooking Up With Trump Supporters
By Korey Lane - September 8, 2017 4:23 pm
When someone asks about my worst hookup, I have plenty of options to choose from, but I inevitably end up telling the same story. It’s the one where I started arguing with a Trump supporter at a bar and then before I knew it, I was waking up the next morning in his bedroom. There were flags everywhere: Ronald Reagan's face was emblazoned on one of them, “Don’t Tread On Me” made an appearance on another. I say it was the “worst” not because the sex was bad, but because, well, see above.
This was in early 2016 and - while it doesn’t excuse my choice of partner - it was before Pussygate, before the suggestion of violence against his opponents,, and before the realities of a Trump presidency really set in. So while I found a lot of his comments abhorrent, hooking up with one of his supporters wasn't quite the moral conundrum to me that it would become a few months later.
To my own surprise, we kept hooking up and - despite the fact that our political opinions were diametrically opposed - it didn't feel weird. When we texted, we'd naturally argue about politics, but also about other things, like if corn or flour tortillas made for the best tacos, or whether Drake or Kendrick Lamar was the better rapper (I said Kendrick, of course). When we met up in person, that pent-up anger would turn into frustration, which would turn into a sort of competitive tension that resulted, inevitably, in sex.
I knew we'd never be anything more to each other than a hookup, but I didn’t care. The sex was hot, and it was uncomplicated in the sense that neither of us expected - or even really wanted - any strings attached. And since I was confident in my political convictions, all that witty banter about tax codes, emails, and border walls was the foreplay I never knew I needed.
I assumed it was a onetime experiment, but shortly after we ended things I started sleeping with yet another Trumpster who I was inexplicably attracted to. This, I'm sorry to say, was after Trump had secured the nomination, but in my defense I was still pretty certain we were going to elect Hillary Clinton, so I could ignore the fact that this guy's family wore MAGA hats. Harder to ignore was his conviction that if Clinton won, we would automatically go to war - with which country, he couldn’t say, but he was certain that a woman president would lead to war because…emotions, maybe? I have no idea. He was ill-informed, sexist, and loved to start arguments with me.
But once again the thrill of the election and the friction of our differences made the passion so much more palpable in bed. So I pushed aside his ingrained bigotry and instead let it wash over me, filling me with a desire to prove him wrong - or maybe to just be on top of him.
As much as I don't like the idea of sleeping with people whose values are clearly the opposite of my own, I can’t seem to stop, especially since the election. I’m an extremely competitive person and knowing that the guy I’m with is on the “winning” team (even though I’m still correct) just forces that competitiveness into overdrive. Even when my annoyance with Trump and his supporters turns into depression, anxiety, and frustration, I still get an odd sense of vindication after sleeping with one of them.
And it’s by no means just a way to feed into that whole “What if I can change him?” cliché. I don’t need any of these Trumpsters to actually like me. It’s merely because I’ve discovered that crazy political tension also makes for great sexual tension.
Plus, in an odd way, sleeping with Trump supporters reaffirms my own political and personal values. I don’t think I could ever have a serious relationship with a one - I can’t be with someone who won’t understand why the news sometimes causes me to burst into tears, or why I want to throw my phone across the room after reading the President’s latest tweet. For me, differing political ideologies are a deal breaker. But that only makes me more OK with accepting these flings for what they are: Opportunities for excellent hate-sex. And to be able to walk away unbothered, unburdened, and sexually satisfied makes me feel powerful at a time when many people with my liberal leanings have never felt less in control.
Is this a sustainable pattern? Probably not. For one, it occasionally brings me added stress and it isn’t really the kind of relationship I want in the long run. But for right now I can highly recommend hooking up with someone whose politics you hate.
As long as you don’t forget to vote.
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Re: WARNING: Millennial Sluts "Hooking Up" With Trump Supporters -
09-11-2017, 02:19 PM
Ok, now I'm only lookingp for a woman who doesn't put wasp nests in her cooter and also isn't a Demoncrat. I didn't think I was going to have to specify that.
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Re: WARNING: Millennial Sluts "Hooking Up" With Trump Supporters -
10-27-2017, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
You could have predicted this would happen after decades of the feminazis emasculating men and giving rise to unprecedented levels of homerism, and add to that the growing lines of men lining up to "transgender" by whacking off their tallywhackers. It comes as no surprise that today's young women in need of a proper seeding are finding nothing but pussified limp wristed undernourished gluten free vegan wimps with shriveled up detumescent stumps in their loins that might have once housed a proud tallywhacker.
The only place you can find manly and virile men today are Godly alpha male Republican MAGA Trump supporters bolstered by Second Amendment guns, ammo, and the Bible (KJV1611) that are capable of proper seeding.
True Christian™ men should be warned to stay clear of these slut wench Hell bound witches - they are nothing but trouble.
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I admit, as much as I despise Trump supporters, it bit of a hobby curiosity of mine too.
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Re: WARNING: Millennial Sluts "Hooking Up" With Trump Supporters -
10-27-2017, 07:07 PM
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I admit, as much as I despise Trump supporters, it bit of a hobby curiosity of mine too.
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You don't despise me though? O.o I voted Trump because I felt it was either vote for a woman who wanted to go to war over emails or vote for a harmless pawn who tweets like a 12 year old girl. I'd rather have Russia be in bed with us then to have a very very senile old lady drive us to inherant doom with Russia.
Besides Russia has like alot of nukes.....alot...
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Re: WARNING: Millennial Sluts "Hooking Up" With Trump Supporters -
10-27-2017, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Megan1993
You don't despise me though? O.o I voted Trump because I felt it was either vote for a woman who wanted to go to war over emails or vote for a harmless pawn who tweets like a 12 year old girl. I'd rather have Russia be in bed with us then to have a very very senile old lady drive us to inherant doom with Russia.
Besides Russia has like alot of nukes.....alot...
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Hang in there, lady. Trump is very macho and tweets like a stallion in heat. That is very, very, very macho.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: WARNING: Millennial Sluts "Hooking Up" With Trump Supporters -
10-27-2017, 07:27 PM
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Hang in there, lady. Trump is very macho and tweets like a stallion in heat. That is very, very, very macho.
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Re: WARNING: Millennial Sluts "Hooking Up" With Trump Supporters -
10-27-2017, 08:44 PM
I'm happier to do what the guy with all the nukes says. If he says jump, America should politely ask how high. That's why we don't need Federal government or a bunch of arguing Congress members making us look weak. We can rely on STRONG foreign powers to lead us until we ourselves are STRONG. And who is STRONGER in the world than Putin? Then America will be STRONG.
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Re: WARNING: Millennial Sluts "Hooking Up" With Trump Supporters -
10-28-2017, 01:52 AM
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I'd rather have Russia be in bed with us then to have a very very senile old lady drive us to inherant doom with Russia.
Besides Russia has like alot of nukes.....alot...
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I know, right? President Trump is nothing but senile at 71 years old, definitely than that Hillary woman who happens to be somewhat younger that him but she's a woman. And that disqualifies her immediately.
As you say, she would have lead us to war with Russia. She never actually said that, or suggested by any words or action, but we know what she thinks, after all she's just a woman, so a very predictable inferior creature. President Trump, on the other hand, based on his own words and tweets, is probably going to lead us to a war only with insignificant countries without nukes, such as Iran and Venezuela. Oh, and North Korea... wait, don't they have nukes? Well, it doesn't matter; if President Trump keeps insulting these nations leading to a war, that will be a good thing.
Either way, it really doesn't matter. Whether Trump nukes a country, or gets the USA nuked, or gets away insurance from poor people who deserve to die anyway, or increases taxes on the poor and middle class to give tax cuts to the rich, or just tweets random stream of conscience tweets, he's still the better choice than a woman.
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Re: WARNING: Millennial Sluts "Hooking Up" With Trump Supporters -
10-28-2017, 02:11 AM
^^^ You're so right, Sister Basilissa. If that woman had any pride, she'd be sitting home snuggling grand-babies right now. But she raised a single child, a feminazi at that, and one who clamps shut her own womb in order to spit on the Baby Jesus. That family is cursed and any babies they have won't have a snowball's chance in Hell for Salvation for generations (Numbers 14:18; Malachi 2:3)!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: WARNING: Millennial Sluts "Hooking Up" With Trump Supporters -
10-28-2017, 03:00 AM
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^^^ You're so right, Sister Basilissa. If that woman had any pride, she'd be sitting home snuggling grand-babies right now. But she raised a single child, a feminazi at that, and one who clamps shut her own womb in order to spit on the Baby Jesus. That family is cursed and any babies they have won't have a snowball's chance in Hell for Salvation for generations (Numbers 14:18; Malachi 2:3)!
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It was never because she's a woman unlike you I don't believe women are inferior. It was she was was a corrupt politician who had a long history of wrong doing...
Never heard the of the saying "the hand that rocks thecradle is the hand that rules the world"? With out us women how can we birth leaders.. don't get me wrong I'm not a feminazi. I hate the third wave the second and first none at all.
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Re: WARNING: Millennial Sluts "Hooking Up" With Trump Supporters -
10-28-2017, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Megan1993
You don't despise me though? O.o I voted Trump because I felt it was either vote for a woman who wanted to go to war over emails or vote for a harmless pawn who tweets like a 12 year old girl. I'd rather have Russia be in bed with us then to have a very very senile old lady drive us to inherant doom with Russia.
Besides Russia has like alot of nukes.....alot...
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Of course I don't despise you Megan! I adore you. Even if you do have Trump-leanings, no one's perfect. I might even enjoy getting to know you more, I wouldn't mind having a bit of Russia in bed with us for a bit of nukkie . I'm an old lady, respectively speaking, but not senile, I assure you.
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