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Re: Survival Camp -
10-16-2006, 05:50 PM
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Yea right.....
Anyways, Brother Mike not doin' so well. Brother Bobby-Joe, these Ameesh....ya lookin' for a payback.....I know some folks up around that way. I could use a vacation as well. Personal touches are the best. Just a quiet simple...uh meeting. Brother Mike need any blood? There's plenty of givers around.
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Well be careful; these Mennonites are a savage and primitive people. Who knows were their untamed passions can take them next?
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-16-2006, 06:28 PM
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Well be careful; these Mennonites are a savage and primitive people. Who knows were their untamed passions can take them next?
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*thinks about the untamed passions for a split second* 'scuse me....I faltered for a split second but remembered...
Exodus 15:2
The LORD is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation: he is my God, and I will prepare him an habitation; my father's God, and I will exalt him.
Those crazy Mennonites....How are we to take back brother Mike as our own? I do think there is hope for our brother. We do have means of faith.
YIC
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And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Pslams 51:7
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-16-2006, 07:02 PM
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*thinks about the untamed passions for a split second* 'scuse me....I faltered for a split second but remembered...
Exodus 15:2
The LORD is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation: he is my God, and I will prepare him an habitation; my father's God, and I will exalt him.
Those crazy Mennonites....How are we to take back brother Mike as our own? I do think there is hope for our brother. We do have means of faith.
YIC
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Yes we do brother, yes we do!
But remember; we must follow our pastor's guidance in this crises. Only the Pastors stand between us and the unthinkable; a horse buggy trotting up the Boulevard of the Saints to the Freehold main gate with a terrorist nuclear weapon on it!
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-16-2006, 10:03 PM
BJ, love...if I happen to hunt these stupid little pilgrim wannabe biatches down, could I have a little "fun" with them before I have to turn them in to the Landover authorities???
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-19-2006, 03:49 PM
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Yes we do brother, yes we do!
But remember; we must follow our pastor's guidance in this crises. Only the Pastors stand between us and the unthinkable; a horse buggy trotting up the Boulevard of the Saints to the Freehold main gate with a terrorist nuclear weapon on it!
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Of course Brother Bobby Joe, but maybe a covert operation may be at hand. There are many ways that we could infiltrate the enemy without endangering the "prize". And Moon, I am sorry, I am new here, Hushed, TC cadet. Pleased to meet you. The "fun" you speak of...Maybe you could be our "person" on the inside? Bobby Joe, what do you think? And of course with our Pastor's guiding hand.
YIC
Hushed
And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Pslams 51:7
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-24-2006, 02:19 PM
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...Maybe you could be our "person" on the inside? Bobby Joe, what do you think? And of course with our Pastor's guiding hand.
YIC
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Pleased to meet you Hushed. Nice eyes by the way. Anyhow, I'd NEVER pass for an Amish girl. Those people don't even use electricity!
I could just go there and corrupt their little towns. But I'd rather just beat them with my broom.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-24-2006, 04:05 PM
Hushed, watch yourself, Moonflower is a known harlot and without decency.
She will try to seduce you and lead you straight to the very fires of hell.
I rebuke thee harlot, by the power of allmighty JESUS!
Get thee hence, away from this innocent man!
Remove your vile presence from our sight!
Amen!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-25-2006, 08:08 PM
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I rebuke thee harlot, by the power of allmighty JESUS!
Get thee hence, away from this innocent man!
Remove your vile presence from our sight!
Amen!
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Awww, you're just jealous SS.
Nice sword baby. Feel better now, or do you need more flirtting??
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-25-2006, 09:53 PM
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Hushed, watch yourself, Moonflower is a known harlot and without decency.
She will try to seduce you and lead you straight to the very fires of hell.
I rebuke thee harlot, by the power of allmighty JESUS!
Get thee hence, away from this innocent man!
Remove your vile presence from our sight!
Amen!
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Easer there Brother Seeker; Moonflower is part of my house staff now and putting her harloting ways behind her. She has a GPS tracking bracelet so Jesus knows were she is at all times, wears a dress Pastor Al even somewhat approves of* and she is confinded to her room after 9:00pm. Last night after evening prayers Moon told me that she',.. is ready and open for Him to enter her.' Now is that now virtue rising Brother?
*that is if he approved of any woman in the first place.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-26-2006, 04:23 AM
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Last night after evening prayers Moon told me that she',.. is ready and open for Him to enter her.' Now is that now virtue rising Brother?
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Sweet merficul crawdads, please stop
Wasn't Moonflower promised to Bro Mike? In which case maybe he's better off brain-dead....he won't have to see her brought to this!
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-26-2006, 11:30 AM
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Easer there Brother Seeker; Moonflower is part of my house staff now and putting her harloting ways behind her. She has a GPS tracking bracelet so Jesus knows were she is at all times, wears a dress Pastor Al even somewhat approves of* and she is confinded to her room after 9:00pm. Last night after evening prayers Moon told me that she',.. is ready and open for Him to enter her.' Now is that now virtue rising Brother?
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Praise Jesus!
Yes, it would seem like she is coming around, perhaps I was too quick to judge, but then again.. maybe not.
We shall see.
In any case, I pray, and am in good hope, that you can fill her up with the love of JESUS, my brother.
She needs to be filled to the brim with Jesus sweet seed, to make her sin-free.
Don't spare her your rod of discipline neither.
Glory!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-26-2006, 03:37 PM
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Praise Jesus!
Yes, it would seem like she is coming around, perhaps I was too quick to judge, but then again.. maybe not.
We shall see.
In any case, I pray, and am in good hope, that you can fill her up with the love of JESUS, my brother.
She needs to be filled to the brim with Jesus sweet seed, to make her sin-free.
Don't spare her your rod of discipline neither.
Glory!
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Good point Brother Seeker.
This Moon situation is a bit touch and go. She requires firmness, that's for sure. However she seems receptive to the message so much work is going to be need before He is fully, and completely satisfied.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-31-2006, 02:17 AM
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Good point Brother Seeker.
This Moon situation is a bit touch and go. She requires firmness, that's for sure. However she seems receptive to the message so much work is going to be need before He is fully, and completely satisfied.
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Geesh, He's rather difficult to satisfy. I'm sure that with your help I'll be screaming GLORY in no time! You know Moon's open to all sorts of things...even religion.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-31-2006, 06:17 PM
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Good point Brother Seeker.
This Moon situation is a bit touch and go. She requires firmness, that's for sure. However she seems receptive to the message so much work is going to be need before He is fully, and completely satisfied.
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If I may Brother Bobby-Joe, you're most welcome to call upon me if need be, I do carry a well stiff bat. (My Louisville of course. If you're (as in who I use it on) not hushed after my use of it, well then there's not much left to be done.)
This Moon talking about my eyes and such. I don't know if I should accept this compliment from one as her. And if I did, thank you's would be in order, but that is if I should accept such a compliment. Brother Bobby, you know her better than I.
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Hushed
And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Pslams 51:7
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-31-2006, 08:34 PM
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If I may Brother Bobby-Joe, you're most welcome to call upon me if need be, I do carry a well stiff bat.
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Yes, we all carrry huge weapons here, my friend.
I have a giant sword myself and I will not keep it back, even from blood, since I'm not lazy when doing the LORD's work.
Shout Glory!
Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.
Jeremiah 48:10
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
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Re: Survival Camp -
11-02-2006, 10:22 PM
Bobby Joe is doing just fine alone! He doesn't need to be sharing his duties with anyone. Hopefully he agrees with me.
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Re: Survival Camp -
11-02-2006, 10:37 PM
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Bobby Joe is doing just fine alone! He doesn't need to be sharing his duties with anyone. Hopefully he agrees with me.
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Yes, I think that is correct course. Moonflower does need the kind of personal attention to find God that only a highly experainced TRUE Christian like me can give.
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Re: Survival Camp -
11-02-2006, 10:42 PM
Praise Jesus. May He return soon.
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Re: Survival Camp -
11-02-2006, 11:17 PM
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Praise Jesus. May He return soon.
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Not gunna happen. Brother Mike is "sleeping with the Fishes"
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11-02-2006, 11:19 PM
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Not gunna happen. Brother Mike is "sleeping with the Fishes"
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Ummm......I believe Tommy was referring to JESUS' imminent return.
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