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Default Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1 - 12-10-2006, 04:36 PM

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Dough, the stuff, those Baptwits paid
Ray, the guy who shot the dream
Me, an A, from taking blame
Fa, be it from me to squeal
So, I'll write a cryptic poem
La, the cops are on to you
Tee (hee), you'll soon be doing time
Which will bring us back to Doh!





Bless you, my civil rights violators
Father Mo


Dear Farther,

I envision your future fame,
not so much in a homerish remake of Presley's Jailhouse Rock,
as in a redux of Sally Fields' The Flying Nun,

as the kink in her winged hat.
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Talking lampoon those hair salon homers - 12-10-2006, 04:42 PM

The dumbest thing I ever did for love?

I gave a baby panda
a fade haircut
without fee.

What a waste of my affection.
The panda cuddled up instead
with the puke beautician
from the shop across the street.

I wish now I'd burned its roots
with 40 vol. peroxide. But
by then it was too late for that.

So I burned the punk's place down
while they meshed in furrrr massage.

Lesson learned the hardest way:
never pander to a panda.
It will wrip your heartstrings out
and scratchmark the headboard.

One less panda, one less pawn;
what's the difference, and who cares?

Evidently, my scissors do, and deeply.

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Default Ode to All of The Good Popes - 12-12-2006, 02:35 AM

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poor Albino

Luciani wasn't
Lucky
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Default Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1 - 12-12-2006, 06:57 PM

"Ode to all the Good Popes" reminds me of the little red booklet American Atheists used to offer, "What God has Revealed to Man."

You open the cover and all the pages are blank
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Default Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1 - 12-12-2006, 10:01 PM

I didn't know about that tract! Those atheists are not generally known for wits or writs. Thanks for the smile!

Reading of the corroded history of the papacy, I found only one of the scourge, whom I'd consider to have been a fully decent human:
that weak and gentle soul whose tenure terminated after only 33 days of rule.

Did God call him home? (surely, satan did not); this gentle man who had no aspiration nor expectation of papal election;
he, who said at the instant of his surprise election,

May God forgive you for what you have done


Moments later, hesitating,

I accept



Unlucky Luciani, the man who wrote himself humbly, as if a servant of God's servants,
in his abeyance to a false church, he

lacked the oily ruthlessness by which to remain a pope.
Surprisingly, instantly, he demonstrated an alarming strike of reform-mindedness;
vibrations rattling the vital power structure of the Vatikan.

It was not a good fit of foot to shoe.
The affable, gentle Luciani was soon seen as the most dangerous pope of all.
How ironic that an erstwhile true servant of the Lord
(though misplaced in that false religion)
should have been thrust to power,

and then, by the same forces,

removed from life.

If it were possible that any one of the popes may be granted forgiveness by Jesus
Albino Luciani would be that pope.

The poem, therefore, is not a joke







http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_I


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Unhappy Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1 - 12-12-2006, 10:15 PM

"Letter to Pinocchio"
by Albino Luciani
http://www.papaluciani.com/eng/teach...pinocchio2.htm




When you fall in love...




Dear Pinocchio,



I was seven years old when I read your Adventures for the first time.
I couldn't tell you how much I liked them nor how many times I have read them again since then.
The truth is that in you, boy, I recognized myself; in your atmosphere, my atmosphere.



How many times you ran through the forest, through the fields, by the beach, by the streets!
The Vixen and the Cat, the dog Medoro, the children of the battle of the books were running with you.
They seemed my races, my fellows, the streets and the fields of my village.



You ran to see the covered carts that arrived at the square; so do I.
You complained, you twisted your mouth, you put your head under the sheets before drinking the bitter medicine;
so do I. The slice of bread with butter on both sides, the cinnamon pie, the lemon candy and, in sometimes,
even an egg, a pear, or even its skins, represented an exquisite dish for you, glutton and hungry as you were;
the same happened to me.



I also, when going and coming back from school, I saw myself involved in "battles": with snow balls in winter;
with punchs and kicks in all the seasons of the year; sometimes I "incased";
or gave, always trying to balance "credits" with "debits" and not to snivel at home, where, if I had complained,
perhaps they would have given me "the rest".



And now you have come back. You speak from the pages of the book no longer, but from the TV screen.
But you continue being the same boy of other times.



I, however, have grown old. I already am, if it is possible to speak like that, to the opposite side of the barricade.
I can't recognize myself in you any more, but in your advisers:
the teacher Gepeto, Beppe Grillo, the Blackbird, the Parrot, the Glow-worm, the Crab, the Marmot.



They tried - God!, without success, except in the case of the Tuna - to give you advices for your child life.



I try to give them for your child and adult life. Be careful!
Don't have the idea of throwing the hammer on me, you either, because
I am not willing to end like the poor Beppe Grillo!
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Default posted for criticisms - 02-12-2007, 09:05 PM

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He built this bowling alley, Earth.
He made mankind for bowling pins.
He gave Satan big black balls
leather grins and winning streaks.
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He built this bowling alley, Earth.
He made mankind for bowling pins.
He gave Satan big black balls

leather grins and winning streaks.
I preferred the line about big red balls in the original, it brought to mind images of Satan's tools:


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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