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  • #16
    Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

    More things NOT to buy for Christmas

    Napkin holder



    Toy railway



    Plastic wolves

    Stop whining
    (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
    (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
    (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
    (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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    • #17
      Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

      These jap pervert sheets are a sure-fire way to get your ticket punched for hell.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #18
        Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

        Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
        Lasciviousness is their stock-in-trade.

        I see you live in Independence, MO, Reverend. Tell me, do you experience any weird things being so close to a momo community? I trust your prosletyzing efforts will bear some fruit.
        It's a battle around every corner. Ghettos in Kansas City full of negro girls with Marge Simpson "hair-dids" with red or blue tips, down low thugs with their pants sagging down for quick and easy access you their bottom cracks and crazy gap mouth old drunks rolling around the streets in wheelchairs spending their welfare at the corner liquor store. And there is a liquor store on every other corner. I kid you not. That is the hallmark of any ghetto in my experience. So I witness in the liquor stores.

        Then here in the suburbs of Independence there is nothing but liberal white secular "christians" voting in demoncrats. The whole state is red and then you have this blue cancerous growth in the Kansas City area. The first thing I do is take them on a van ride into the ghetto at night and then park it next to a liquor store. I turn on all the lights in the van take the keys and then walk away. At which point they are forced to contend with reality. I say, "If you love the negroes so much come on out and walk around." I have yet to have one person step out. In fact, they usually beg me not to leave them even in the van. This establishes the truth so when the real sermons begin they can't fall back on their liberal malarky about how the blacks are nice and kind like us when they know they don't really believe any of that politically correct nonsense.

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        • #19
          Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

          I honestly see your point and whole heartedly agree with the items you've listed that we should avoid. However, in response to the plastic wolves of an earlier post, isn't just likely they fell together that way during shipping, and could be removed from that position prior to sale?
          A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast; But the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel. Proverbs 12:10

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          • #20
            Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

            Originally posted by Jpagan View Post
            I honestly see your point and whole heartedly agree with the items you've listed that we should avoid. However, in response to the plastic wolves of an earlier post, isn't just likely they fell together that way during shipping, and could be removed from that position prior to sale?
            Nothing happens by accident if you're a True Christian(tm). If you weren't a damned witch you'd know that.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

              Originally posted by Rev. Jamar D. Dodson View Post
              down low thugs with their pants sagging down for quick and easy access you their bottom cracks

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              • #22
                Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                Originally posted by Shimei View Post
                Why is this showing a clean cut white man? The only white men who dress like this are those trying to get "in" with the negro gangs.





                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #23
                  Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  These jap pervert sheets are a sure-fire way to get your ticket punched for hell.

                  I think I want that one.
                  Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                  But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                  • #24
                    Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
                    I think I want that one.
                    But of course you do. With the extended vibrator option no doubt? I hope Jesus electrocutes you with that vibrator so you will stop polluting our forum with your Japanese porn worshiping. We prefer to worship Jesus here.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #25
                      Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      But of course you do. With the extended vibrator option no doubt? I hope Jesus electrocutes you with that vibrator so you will stop polluting our forum with your Japanese porn worshiping. We prefer to worship Jesus here.
                      Why the vibrator option? I'm just going to paint on it and make it awesome, and why would I worship porn?
                      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                      But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                      • #26
                        Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                        Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
                        Why the vibrator option? I'm just going to paint on it and make it awesome, and why would I worship porn?
                        And there I was, Motty the Vampire Seducer, talking to you on another thread of redemption. And now you want a porno duvet?

                        Motty, lezbean though you be, I must tell you this is going too far. What is your father's number? I'm going to call him and tell him to give you a damn good thrashing.

                        You are in my prayers.

                        YBIC

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                        • #27
                          Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                          Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                          And there I was, Motty the Vampire Seducer, talking to you on another thread of redemption. And now you want a porno duvet?

                          Motty, lezbean though you be, I must tell you this is going too far. What is your father's number? I'm going to call him and tell him to give you a damn good thrashing.

                          You are in my prayers.

                          YBIC
                          Sorry I'm a bit obscene. I like painting over everything, and I don't know my dads number. Will my boyfriends work?
                          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                          But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                          • #28
                            Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                            Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
                            Sorry I'm a bit obscene. I like painting over everything, and I don't know my dads number. Will my boyfriends work?
                            No it will not, Motty. You need to get yourself to Freehold, Iowa, and call on Pastor Zeke. He is waiting with Brother Deaner, ready to help you receive Christ's love as you kneel with your face uplifted.

                            I pray that you will be fully washed in Glory, and that it will be with tears in your eyes that you ask for Jesus to come inside you.

                            Praise Him!

                            YBIC

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                            • #29
                              Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                              Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                              No it will not, Motty. You need to get yourself to Freehold, Iowa, and call on Pastor Zeke. He is waiting with Brother Deaner, ready to help you receive Christ's love as you kneel with your face uplifted.

                              I pray that you will be fully washed in Glory, and that it will be with tears in your eyes that you ask for Jesus to come inside you.

                              Praise Him!

                              YBIC
                              Anyone closer to Idaho? I can't really drive anywhere, and it's nearly winter, and I already spent my money on presents for the family.
                              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                              But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                              • #30
                                Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                                I will ask a Pastor to contact you, Motty.

                                YBIC

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