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11-07-2012, 07:39 PM
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So you worship Adolf Hitler as a god???? Yes, you are twisted, son. Get help.
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Who said I worshipped Adolf as a God? I specifically put as your God sounds like an early version of Adolf Hitler; a dictator. Actually read before you comment, kthxbai.
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11-07-2012, 07:45 PM
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God isn't one of your limp-wristed liberal "heroes." He means what He says. Let me illustrate with a story from the Holy Bible. It's one of my favorites.
Under God's direction, Moses' army defeats the Midianites. They kill all the adult males, but take the women and children captive. When Moses learns that they left some live, he angrily says: "Have you saved all the women alive? Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." So they went back and did as Moses (and presumably God) instructed, killing everyone except for the virgins. In this way they got 32,000 virgins --captive girl children virgins! ---- Numbers 31:1-54
Shout Glory!!
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You do realize the Bible is fiction, right? It's not something that can be taken seriously in any historian's eyes. I would hope not, considering all the unlawful deaths and ungodly things your god has done in the bible.
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Re: Pray Hurricane Sandy destroys Fire Island, Statue of Liberty -
11-07-2012, 07:54 PM
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You do realize the Bible is fiction, right? It's not something that can be taken seriously in any historian's eyes. I would hope not, considering all the unlawful deaths and ungodly things your god has done in the bible.
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Please spare us from your stupid questions. Of course the Bible (KJV 1611 that is) is NOT fiction. It contains the word of God and it’s true down to the very last letter. You may believe it or you may not. It’s your choice whether you should spend the afterlife in Heaven or in Hell and it seems to me like you’ve already made that choice. I hope you like extreme heat God mocker.
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Re: Pray Hurricane Sandy destroys Fire Island, Statue of Liberty -
11-07-2012, 07:59 PM
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You do realize the Bible is fiction, right? It's not something that can be taken seriously in any historian's eyes. I would hope not, considering all the unlawful deaths and ungodly things your god has done in the bible.
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Friend, I'm sorry you're having a hard time believing that Jesus was born of a virgin, walked on water, turned a little bread and fish into enough to feed 5000 people, turned water into wine, came back to life and again and is returning to kill almost everyone.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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11-07-2012, 08:01 PM
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...I would hope not, considering all the unlawful deaths and ungodly things your god has done in the bible.
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How could anything God does be described as ungodly?
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un·god·ly [uhn-god-lee] Show IPA
adjective, un·god·li·er, un·god·li·est.
1. not accepting God or a particular religious doctrine; irreligious; atheistic: an ungodly era.
2. sinful; wicked; impious; not conforming to religious tenets or canons: an ungodly life.
3. outrageous; shocking; dreadful; insufferable: an ungodly roar; an ungodly hour to drop in.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ungodly
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First and second definitions are just right out.
The problem with the third is that you're applying modern human (read: secular) morality and ethics to the divine, who (according to the Bible) defines what is right, including slavery, genocide, and the death penalty for witches, disobedient children, apostates, non-virgin brides who have been paid for, etc.
What God does is by definition Godly.
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Re: Pray Hurricane Sandy destroys Fire Island, Statue of Liberty -
11-07-2012, 08:13 PM
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Friend, I'm sorry you're having a hard time believing that Jesus was born of a virgin, walked on water, turned a little bread and fish into enough to feed 5000 people, turned water into wine, came back to life and again and is returning to kill almost everyone.
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Im sorry that you're so very delusional as to accept the Bible. Just look at all the evidence around you; science is slowly but surely proving different logical theories for the things your God has theoretically done. Social sciences and Natural sciences. Your God will soon be disproved like the other 2000+ Gods.
And, why try to silence my voice from the forums? Your as much as a dictator on the internet as Stalin, Hitler, Your God, etc.
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11-07-2012, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
How could anything God does be described as ungodly?
First and second definitions are just right out.
The problem with the third is that you're applying modern human (read: secular) morality and ethics to the divine, who (according to the Bible) defines what is right, including slavery, genocide, and the death penalty for witches, disobedient children, apostates, non-virgin brides who have been paid for, etc.
What God does is by definition Godly.
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What God does is by definition UnGodly. You can't out rule a definition, and not out rule other definitions. Just like you can't take one bible verse to heart but not another. Our modern human morality has advanced beyond just simply bowing down to an unproven God. If your God is there, why the hell hasn't he shown up? Maybe he's just scared of all the bad things he's done to the Human race?
Think for once in your life, would ya? Have an independent mind.
And why would you try to prove a God like that? Do you hear yourself? Shouting out Bible verses that completely show the dictator, murdering bastard that is your God.
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Re: Pray Hurricane Sandy destroys Fire Island, Statue of Liberty -
11-07-2012, 08:22 PM
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...And, why try to silence my voice from the forums?...
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Where has anyone attempted to do that (yet)?
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...You're as much as of a dictator on the internet as Stalin, Hitler, your God, etc.
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What makes you think you have any right to free speech on a privately owned and operated website?
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Re: Pray Hurricane Sandy destroys Fire Island, Statue of Liberty -
11-07-2012, 08:36 PM
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What God does is by definition UnGodly...
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Whaa??
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...You can't out rule a definition, and not out rule other definitions...
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That's what YOU were trying to do.
Let's look again at definition 1: "1. not accepting God or a particular religious doctrine; irreligious; atheistic: an ungodly era.". How could GOD "not accept God" or be "irreligious" or "atheistic"?
Definition 2: "2. sinful; wicked; impious; not conforming to religious tenets or canons: an ungodly life.:" God DEFINES sin, wickedness, impiety.
Definition 3 was covered earlier.
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...Just like you can't take one bible verse to heart but not another...
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No one here does that (except the fluffy-bunny FALSE "Christians" whose Bible begins at John 3:16 [but just the first half] and ends at John 3:16 [but just the first half]).
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...Our modern human morality has advanced beyond just simply bowing down to an unproven God...
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Where does this "modern human morality" come from? Do all of you agree on every last point? If not, what good is it?
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... If your God is there, why the hell hasn't he shown up?...
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Oh, but He has. See Exodus 33:18-23 for details.
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...Maybe he's just scared of all the bad things he's done to the Human race?...
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That just shows how hateful you are, calling God's flooding of the Earth and killing every living thing (aside from eight humans and a bunch of animals on a boat) "bad".
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...Shouting out Bible verses that completely show the dictator, murdering bastard that is your God.
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Bastard? God? Please show the Scripture that says God's parents were not married (to each other).
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Re: Pray Hurricane Sandy destroys Fire Island, Statue of Liberty -
11-16-2012, 04:06 AM
I was wondering, with all the talk of Greek and Roman stuff is it okay, in your opinion, if I read and enjoy Greek myths and the stories about the Roman gods? I'm not saying I believe in any of it. I just think it makes for something fun to read sometimes.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Pray Hurricane Sandy destroys Fire Island, Statue of Liberty -
11-16-2012, 04:08 AM
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I was wondering, with all the talk of Greek and Roman stuff is it okay, in your opinion, if I read and enjoy Greek myths and the stories about the Roman gods? I'm not saying I believe in any of it. I just think it makes for something fun to read sometimes.
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Okay with who? With me? Sure, go ahead. It won't speed up or slow down your walk straight to Satan's wickedly anticipatory arms.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pray Hurricane Sandy destroys Fire Island, Statue of Liberty -
11-16-2012, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by DylanSage
I was wondering, with all the talk of Greek and Roman stuff is it okay, in your opinion, if I read and enjoy Greek myths and the stories about the Roman gods? I'm not saying I believe in any of it. I just think it makes for something fun to read sometimes.
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It's "fun" to study about demons?
That's the path to hellfire, son.
And what does that have to do with the topic of this thread?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray Hurricane Sandy destroys Fire Island, Statue of Liberty -
11-16-2012, 04:12 AM
Hmm ooops wrong thread. My apologies. I'm sorry. Oh and I don't study demons. They are just stories. Myths and legends. Things people used to believe. Some of the poetry from that time is really nice. I study theatre.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Pray Hurricane Sandy destroys Fire Island, Statue of Liberty -
11-16-2012, 08:26 AM
Poetry? Theater?
Are you aware of what Jesus thinks about homos?
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