Brothers and sisters in Christ,
Let us take a moment to pray to the Lord for support for George W. as he attempts to fix the now-stalled pre-rapture plan.
George is flying with Laura to the United Nations to attempt to re-start the Apocolypse. We must ensure that the violence-hating homers do not have a chance to slow the return of our DEAR LORD JESUS. C'mon George, tell them to stop being such pussies and unleash their nukular arsenals in the name of the LORD JESUS CHRIST. AMEN and COME QUICKLY LORD JESUS!
Link, courtesy of God's favorite non-Landover-Baptist News Source:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,214303,00.html