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Default Two Lesbians are Supporting Trump - 09-09-2016, 02:42 AM

A writer searched for several days to find one lesbian who is supporting Trump. After going down many dead end efforts she first located one and later another. Both of anonymous because of threats from the Hillary lesbians.

It seems to me this could be big. The way multiples work, two doubles to four, four to eight and in a short time thousands of lesbians will put Donald in office.

I've told the Trump campaign people I will help with this effort by hosting a Trump for President Lesbian Outreach Office in Freehold. I made it clear there could be no staff or phone there but a sign on our strip mall would appear in papers across the country.

Watch for more news on this.




WASHINGTON ― Attention lesbians: if you’re not sold on Donald Trump for president, you’ve got to check out his wife’s girl-on-girl photo shoot from 1996. Those pictures are so hot that once you see them, you’ll definitely want that going on in the White House.
That’s Rush Limbaugh’s theory, anyway.
But Rush got me thinking: are there lesbians out there who are voting for Trump? I don’t know of any in my lesbian circles in Washington, D.C. I didn’t come across any in July at the Republican National Convention, where I sought out LGBT attendees. I could only find one article that featured an interview with lesbian Trump supporters. There were two of them. Is that it? Two?
I decided to try to find a Trump-supporting lesbian to see what makes her tick. I hit up about 20 lesbian friends to see if they knew anyone. There’s only so many of us, I figured the six-degrees-of-separation theory would be my greatest asset. Their responses were not helpful.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Two Lesbians are Supporting Trump - 09-09-2016, 03:47 AM

You can at least count on the woman-hating lesbians to vote for Trump.


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Default Re: Two Lesbians are Supporting Trump - 09-09-2016, 04:45 AM

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Hello Johny,

Thank you for the nice picture of the unicorn. Some things seem to be a tad off though: There is a rainbow, shouldn´d that be a blood soaked field? Isaiah 34:7 seems pretty clear. When talking about unicorns this seems a more relevant book than Genesis 9:13.

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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Hello Johny,
Thank you for the nice picture of the unicorn. Some things seem to be a tad off though: There is a rainbow, shouldn´d that be a blood soaked field? Isaiah 34:7 seems pretty clear. When talking about unicorns this seems a more relevant book than Genesis 9:13.
Kind regards,
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Great points all and important scripture, Roland.

As I see it, we are in the most important election campaign in centuries. Our beloved Apostle Paul gave us permission, even encouraged us, to do whatever it takes to bring people to our side. In Acts 21:39 he even said he pretends to be a Jew, one of those who killed Jesus, when converting Jews.

So, when lesbians claim the unicorn for themselves and do not properly assign Biblical credits, I tend to look the other way. That is, until President Trump is elected.

We don't want to lose the two lesbians that will vote for Donald.


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