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Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-23-2012, 09:55 AM
First of all, I don't care HOW curious you are:
DO NOT DO AN INTERNET SEARCH ON "ANAL BLEACHING"
About a year ago, I had Maaco do a really sweet olive drab repaint on my 1948 Willys Jeep. Recently I noticed that the rear panel had some sun damage (I live in south FloriDUH). I did a search on "panel bleaching out" and I don't know what happened (mistype? auto-complete?), but when the search results came back it was FILLED with advertisements for creams and clinics that will (I swear I am not making this up), bleach your anus.
Look, what people do in the privacy of their own homes is none of my concern as long as it doesn't involve killing unborn children or same-sex relations. You want to go to Hell, hey, knock yourself out.
It turns out that this procedure has been popular among porn stars for years, but now regular people are doing it. Why? To make their anus more attractive.
As crazy as it sounds, many heterosexual couples use the "doggy style" position, which involves the woman on all fours with her rear end in the air, and the man mounts her from behind. As an Ex-Gay© I knew this position was used by sodomites, but it never occurred to me that married folks would do it. Crazy world, huh?
Anyway, some women got self-conscious because they knew that their poopy-hole was right out there in the open and that it is an ugly thing. Brown and wrinkly and just yucky. So what do they do?
(note: non-offensive representation...not actual anuses)
What are the issues here? Basically you are spitting in the face of Jesus and letting Him know He did a bad job creating you. Hey, maybe you forgot this part:
(Genesis 1:27) "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."
Or this:
(1 Corinthians 6:19) "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"
Etc., etc.
At some point, the husband is going to look down there and think, Hey, that looks kind of like Amanda Seyfried's lips and *POP!* he's a sodomite.
Jesus made poopy holes ugly because they are used for getting rid of bodily wastes. Think about that for a minute: you are trying to put lipstick on a sewer grate.
Lesson? DO NOT BLEACH YOUR ANUS.
Yours in Christ,
Zech
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-23-2012, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
First of all, I don't care HOW curious you are:
DO NOT DO AN INTERNET SEARCH ON "ANAL BLEACHING"
About a year ago, I had Maaco do a really sweet olive drab repaint on my 1948 Willys Jeep. Recently I noticed that the rear panel had some sun damage (I live in south FloriDUH). I did a search on "panel bleaching out" and I don't know what happened (mistype? auto-complete?), but when the search results came back it was FILLED with advertisements for creams and clinics that will (I swear I am not making this up), bleach your anus.
Look, what people do in the privacy of their own homes is none of my concern as long as it doesn't involve killing unborn children or same-sex relations. You want to go to Hell, hey, knock yourself out.
It turns out that this procedure has been popular among porn stars for years, but now regular people are doing it. Why? To make their anus more attractive.
As crazy as it sounds, many heterosexual couples use the "doggy style" position, which involves the woman on all fours with her rear end in the air, and the man mounts her from behind. As an Ex-Gay© I knew this position was used by sodomites, but it never occurred to me that married folks would do it. Crazy world, huh?
Anyway, some women got self-conscious because they knew that their poopy-hole was right out there in the open and that it is an ugly thing. Brown and wrinkly and just yucky. So what do they do?
Attachment 20245
(note: non-offensive representation...not actual anuses)
What are the issues here? Basically you are spitting in the face of Jesus and letting Him know He did a bad job creating you. Hey, maybe you forgot this part:
(Genesis 1:27) "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."
Or this:
(1 Corinthians 6:19) "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"
Etc., etc.
At some point, the husband is going to look down there and think, Hey, that looks kind of like Amanda Seyfried's lips and *POP!* he's a sodomite.
Jesus made poopy holes ugly because they are used for getting rid of bodily wastes. Think about that for a minute: you are trying to put lipstick on a sewer grate.
Lesson? DO NOT BLEACH YOUR ANUS.
Yours in Christ,
Zech
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Yet another example of Big Sodomy's desperation, this is a shameless attempt to corrupt our young, naive you male boys into the clutches of the predatory anal rapist.
How is this different from the gay-man wearing youth oriented t-shirts or the latest hi-tech trainers or gameboys to attract the attention of the young, vibrant, sandy haired, blue eyed young youths?
No doubt bleaching their buttockular cleft makes them feel they are back in their late teens; rather than a nearly 40 self deceiving perverted queer
This kind of thing makes me hopping mad, I can tell you!
Now you must excuse me, my sister is dropping off my Nephew for the weekend.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-23-2012, 05:43 PM
Sex is something that requires complete darkness. Wanting to see each other during sex leads to lust which is clearly a sin.
Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
So a True Christian™ never looks at a women. Not even his own wife. So all this bleaching nonsense is clearly something only lesbians do to seduce their pets into bestiality. Also no doubt every black person does this to try hiding their true nature and steal elections.
Before and after extended anal bleaching:
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-23-2012, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
First of all, I don't care HOW curious you are:
DO NOT DO AN INTERNET SEARCH ON "ANAL BLEACHING"
About a year ago, I had Maaco do a really sweet olive drab repaint on my 1948 Willys Jeep. Recently I noticed that the rear panel had some sun damage (I live in south FloriDUH). I did a search on "panel bleaching out" and I don't know what happened (mistype? auto-complete?), but when the search results came back it was FILLED with advertisements for creams and clinics that will (I swear I am not making this up), bleach your anus.
Look, what people do in the privacy of their own homes is none of my concern as long as it doesn't involve killing unborn children or same-sex relations. You want to go to Hell, hey, knock yourself out.
It turns out that this procedure has been popular among porn stars for years, but now regular people are doing it. Why? To make their anus more attractive.
As crazy as it sounds, many heterosexual couples use the "doggy style" position, which involves the woman on all fours with her rear end in the air, and the man mounts her from behind. As an Ex-Gay© I knew this position was used by sodomites, but it never occurred to me that married folks would do it. Crazy world, huh?
Anyway, some women got self-conscious because they knew that their poopy-hole was right out there in the open and that it is an ugly thing. Brown and wrinkly and just yucky. So what do they do?
Attachment 20245
(note: non-offensive representation...not actual anuses)
What are the issues here? Basically you are spitting in the face of Jesus and letting Him know He did a bad job creating you. Hey, maybe you forgot this part:
(Genesis 1:27) "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."
Or this:
(1 Corinthians 6:19) "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"
Etc., etc.
At some point, the husband is going to look down there and think, Hey, that looks kind of like Amanda Seyfried's lips and *POP!* he's a sodomite.
Jesus made poopy holes ugly because they are used for getting rid of bodily wastes. Think about that for a minute: you are trying to put lipstick on a sewer grate.
Lesson? DO NOT BLEACH YOUR ANUS.
Yours in Christ,
Zech
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This is disgusting I have never even looked at my wifes anus. Because its disgusting. The anus is gross who on earth wants to put there penis there? You should have sex to make soldiers of Christ, and that is it!
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-24-2012, 08:18 AM
You just realized this was happening? People do it all the time. It's just like a tattoo, once you do it there is no going back. It can be a self conscious thing or it can be just because you were drunk. But aye its there.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-24-2012, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
You just realized this was happening? People do it all the time.
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Yes Motty, I was unaware this was happening. It may come as a shock to you, but not everyone goes around checking out their own or other people's poopy-holes.
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It's just like a tattoo, once you do it there is no going back.
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Oh goody! Just like a tattoo. You know, harmless.
(Leviticus 19:28) "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."
Oops.
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
It can be a self conscious thing or it can be just because you were drunk. But aye its there.
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YiC,
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-24-2012, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Yes Motty, I was unaware this was happening. It may come as a shock to you, but not everyone goes around checking out their own or other people's poopy-holes.
Oh goody! Just like a tattoo. You know, harmless.
(Leviticus 19:28) "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."
Oops.
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YiC,
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I love that picture of a stupid scene girl, reminds me of a girl at school.
I just thought that anal bleaching made its debut already, and I don't go around checking everyone's buttocks, I have the rarest trait of them all; common sense.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-24-2012, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by America Man
This is disgusting I have never even looked at my wifes anus. Because its disgusting. The anus is gross who on earth wants to put there penis there? You should have sex to make soldiers of Christ, and that is it!
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Have you ever heard of a golem? Here is a picture of one (note the joo writing on its forehead):
Somehow the joos have bastardized Psalm 139:16 to mean some kind of "mud monster" that they can conjure to destroy their enemies.
Anyway, I've heard that is the way joos justify anal sex, so that their "mud" (poopy) can be used to make golems.
Joos. They're crazy!
YiC,
Zech
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-24-2012, 08:26 PM
This is like how marijuana is a gateway drug to Cocaine, heroin, meth, etc.
Most people would not want to do marijuana, but drug addicts are trying to dress it up like it is legal, safe, appealing, and even has useful medical properties. Then once you've started doing drugs, you're slowly more and more tempted to stick the needle of sin and slothfulness into your arm.
Anal sex with an attractive women is a gateway sin into full fledged homosexual sex with another man. Most men know how disgusting anal sex is, so sodomites try to make it attractive and appealing as possible. Then, once the women is gone, it won't be long before they're looking to fulfill their repulsive new urges with another man.
Sinners are never content to just sin on their own. They have to convert as many people to their horrible lifestyle and drag as many people down to hell with them. "Misery loves company" I suppose.
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-24-2012, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Joos. They're crazy!
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Aren't joos the ones who won't eat bacon? That really is crazy! If we aren't supposed to eat them, why did God put them here in the first place?
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-24-2012, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
You just realized this was happening? People do it all the time. It's just like a tattoo, once you do it there is no going back. It can be a self conscious thing or it can be just because you were drunk. But aye its there.
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You have a couple of drinks and you wake up with your anal bleached?! Now this is one of the benefits of being a True Christian™; stuff like that simply won’t happen. Personally I’m extremely proud of my unbleached anal because despite having never seen it, I know it has exactly the shape and color that our great LORD wanted it to have.
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-24-2012, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by John North
You have a couple of drinks and you wake up with your anal bleached?! Now this is one of the benefits of being a True Christian™; stuff like that simply won’t happen. Personally I’m extremely proud of my unbleached anal because despite having never seen it, I know it has exactly the shape and color that our great LORD wanted it to have.
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If there was only someway that we could convice those perverts that drinking the bleach is much more healthier.
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-25-2012, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
If there was only someway that we could convice those perverts that drinking the bleach is much more healthier.
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Bleach doesn't taste that good, maybe flavor it?
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-25-2012, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
Bleach doesn't taste that good, maybe flavor it?
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I think it tastes better if you gulp it. Try it and get back to us.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-25-2012, 06:58 AM
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I think it tastes better if you gulp it. Try it and get back to us.
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I already tasted it, not too pleasant. Even if you gulped it the aftertaste would be horrid.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
11-25-2012, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
I already tasted it, not too pleasant. Even if you gulped it the aftertaste would be horrid.
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I actually think there is a commercially available product for this very purpose (middle item). You should try it.
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
12-16-2012, 12:05 AM
First of all, Brother Zechariah, let me extend my deepest sympathies for being flooded with this kind of filth. I am truly sorry. A man of your stature shouldn't have to deal with topics like bleaching anus's or shaving pubic hair or piercing nipples or genital studs or the best way for a lady to shave a landing strip in her pubic region. Being from Chicago, I, unfortunately, am surrounded by the Devils toys and have developed a knack for immunity when it comes to these matters. Men performing fellatio on one another, women making out in their lesbian night clubs and queer movie theaters with RIDICULOUSLY high prices that I am sure the average gay man can only attend a film once or twice a month, unless perhaps its a live show but that is neither here nor there. While subjects like these need to be exposed for the evil they are, perhaps you could assign me the task of researching these things and reporting back to you on the true evilness that is out there. Also, could you send me a link to the anus bleaching site so I can get a firsthand look at this filth?
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
12-16-2012, 10:37 PM
Only pornstars bleach their ass I think XDDD
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
10-18-2013, 04:55 AM
Good grief, I just saw on Fox News that this procedure will be covered under ObamaCare.
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
10-18-2013, 05:28 AM
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Good grief, I just saw on Fox News that this procedure will be covered under ObamaCare.
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Sphincter jewelry will also be covered under Obamacare.
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