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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-11-2016, 04:05 PM
I believe he caught AIDS from Freddy Mercury back in 1981. Everyone knew he was a queer. He even said so, then changed his mind later on, but it was too late. Once you've had a man's prick in you, you're always gonna be queer until you turn to God. Only the blood of Christ can wash that dirt away.
Tell you the truth, I never thought his records were any good. Ted Nugent, now that guy could play. Elton John was a queer, but he could sing, he could play the piano. Stevie Wonder... hell of a voice on that boy. There was plenty of rock and roll guys back then that I liked, but I never thought much of Bowie. I doubt if I'd even know him if I heard him. It says something that he's more famous for dressing up like a girl than for the records he made. Cancer my ass. That's a case of AIDS if there ever was one.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-12-2016, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Roper Crossburn
I believe he caught AIDS from Freddy Mercury back in 1981. Everyone knew he was a queer. He even said so, then changed his mind later on, but it was too late. Once you've had a man's prick in you, you're always gonna be queer until you turn to God. Only the blood of Christ can wash that dirt away.
Tell you the truth, I never thought his records were any good. Ted Nugent, now that guy could play. Elton John was a queer, but he could sing, he could play the piano. Stevie Wonder... hell of a voice on that boy. There was plenty of rock and roll guys back then that I liked, but I never thought much of Bowie. I doubt if I'd even know him if I heard him. It says something that he's more famous for dressing up like a girl than for the records he made. Cancer my ass. That's a case of AIDS if there ever was one.
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Amen brother. And did you know that once he did decide not to be a queer anymore, he offended God by being a race traitor and went and married a negress. Then she gave birth to a mongrelized mudbaby. Can you imagine?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-12-2016, 06:24 AM
Are you sure that thing's a female? I mean, with his reputation and the name of the nigra - "I Man"? Surely it's male.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-14-2016, 03:55 PM
Alan Rickman, Demon from the Harry Potter movie DEAD at 69.
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35313604
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-14-2016, 09:05 PM
He’ll be roasting now. Even portraying evil is a sin – it is best we do not know some things as this tempts the weak and Satan knows this.
Even watching or reading Harry Potter is dangerous – The Lord alone knows how many young souls have been condemned to Eternal Flames and pain as a result of this man’s work.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-14-2016, 09:17 PM
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UGH! Why are so many people dying. Rickman, Bowie, Lemmy, Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't think I can take much more of this.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-14-2016, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Toot11
UGH! Why are so many people dying. Rickman, Bowie, Lemmy, Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't think I can take much more of this.
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Hello Trout,
It is life: People live and then they die. If you long for something different like living forever you can always join the Turritopsis dohrnii, they can live for ever. Or you could read the Bible, all of it, become a True Christian™ and live forever with Jesus. It´s up to you.
Kind Regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-14-2016, 10:09 PM
Celine Dion's husband, René Angélil, has died after a long battle with cancer.
http://www.people.com/article/rene-a...book_peoplemag
Between you and me, I think it is entirely possible that Celine is really a man and that Ren'e died of the AIDS.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-14-2016, 10:34 PM
Sister Daisy Mae, which one of those is Celine? The one on the left I presume is the husband who is descending to hell. That means the bearded lady on the right is Celine?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-14-2016, 10:40 PM
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UGH! Why are so many people dying...
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How about being thankful for medical research and science that allows us to live longer, healthier lives than ever before in history? Did you know that average life expectancy (worldwide) has gone from 31 years in 1900 to over 67 for people born in 2010 (mostly due to work on infant mortality and childhood diseases)?
Of course, the True Christians™ don't like this, as prayer was not involved, and it means they have to wait that much longer to "meet Jesus".
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-14-2016, 11:22 PM
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How about being thankful for medical research and science that allows us to live longer, healthier lives than ever before in history? Did you know that average life expectancy (worldwide) has gone from 31 years in 1900 to over 67 for people born in 2010 (mostly due to work on infant mortality and childhood diseases)?
Of course, the True Christians™ don't like this, as prayer was not involved, and it means they have to wait that much longer to "meet Jesus".
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Life expectancy used to be 70 years or even 80 years. Psalm 90:10 “The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.”
It's because people have stopped praying and turned to science that life expectancy has dropped.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-15-2016, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Toot11
UGH! Why are so many people dying. Rickman, Bowie, Lemmy, Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't think I can take much more of this.
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If you come to the party, you have to leave eventually. After the mortal realm, you will either go to Heaven or Hell. The choice is yours, but the catch is that you have to decide while you are still here. Choose wisely.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-15-2016, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Celine Dion's husband, René Angélil, has died after a long battle with cancer.
Between you and me, I think it is entirely possible that Celine is really a man and that Ren'e died of the AIDS.
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
Sister Daisy Mae, which one of those is Celine? The one on the left I presume is the husband who is descending to hell. That means the bearded lady on the right is Celine?
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Sister Daisy, Brother Farmer,
I do think that both your suggestion are plausible hypotheses. However, it is even more likely that Mr. Angélil was talking figuratively when we mentioned "a long battle with cancer". Either he's referring to his marriage as 'cancer' or - more likely - he's felt Mrs. Dion to be a malignant growth by his side. In any case, things have gone from bad to worse for him: he's about to experience the second death.
Revelation 20:14
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Of couse, the malignancy on the left will eventually catch up with him.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-15-2016, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Toot11
UGH! Why are so many people dying. Rickman, Bowie, Lemmy, Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't think I can take much more of this.
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You'll take it and you'll like it. God decides these things!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-15-2016, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
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So, Harry Potter is dead. LORD sure took His sweet time, but FINALLY all that praying, picketing outside movie theaters and burning of books we did paid off.
GLORY!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-15-2016, 04:28 PM
GOD Mocking, whore loving, alcoholic Grizzly Adamas (Dan Haggerrty) - DEAD at 74
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Famous '70s TV starDan Haggerty-- who played Grizzly Adams -- died from cancer early Friday morning ... TMZ has learned. Haggerty died after battling cancer for the last few months. Sources close to Dan's family tell us doctors discovered the cancer after he had surgery for back pain.
Haggerty starred in the 1977 hit TV show "The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams" as the lovable mountain man whose BFF was a grizzly bear. He also guest starred on several TV shows like "CHiPs" and "Charlie's Angels."
Haggerty was getting treatment in a hospital until recently when doctors told him the end was near and his son told close friends and family to come visit over the last few days before he passed.
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http://www.tmz.com/2016/01/15/dan-ha...grizzly-adams/
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-15-2016, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Toot11
UGH! Why are so many people dying. Rickman, Bowie, Lemmy, Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't think I can take much more of this.
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Don't worry, if you notice, it is only other people who die.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-16-2016, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Celine Dion's husband, René Angélil, has died after a long battle with cancer.
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
I do think that both your suggestion are plausible hypotheses. However, it is even more likely that Mr. Angélil was talking figuratively when we mentioned "a long battle with cancer". Either he's referring to his marriage as 'cancer' or - more likely - he's felt Mrs. Dion to be a malignant growth by his side. In any case, things have gone from bad to worse for him: he's about to experience the second death.
Revelation 20:14
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Of course, the malignancy on the left will eventually catch up with him.
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Once again, Creation Science proves its predictive power. Not only was Mrs. Dion's husband suffering from the cancer of the neck, mouth and throat, the same is now suddenly true of Mrs. Dion's brother!!
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Celine's husband René Angélil died on Thursday after a long battle with throat cancer. Daniel [Dion], 59, has been battling 'cancer of the throat, tongue and brain'. Daniel is in hospital in the singer's native Montreal with family by his side. Celine's sister Claudette says he has 'a matter of days or hours' to live'
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The case is now clear. Everyone in contact with Celine Dion will inevitably catch throat cancer. It is still not totally clear if this requires mouth-to-mouth contact but, really, is there any other way of transmission? It you need more evidence, just look at this tantalizing verse that may well explain all these tragic events:
Leviticus 20:17
And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it [is] a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.
We all remember Mrs. Dion as the 1988 winner of the Eurotrash Singing Contest for Sweden. The public admired her accessories and her plain yet stylish wardrobe. We should still look at her performance (many say it was her best performance ever) in more detail, especially the lyrics:
The lyrics are in the Papist language of the French kind. They say "Ne partez pas sans moi, laissez-moi poursuivre!" This can be translated into American as "Please oh please do not leave without me, but please let me come with you!".
We can only hope that Jesus answers her prayers and grants her requests. The ultimate irony is that as a Catholick family they obviously neglected the one and only easy cure for all these minor illnesses when it comes to appropriate ways of healing.
Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-18-2016, 11:25 PM
Glenn Frey, rockin' his way down to Hell!
The HEAT is ON!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-18-2016, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Glenn Frey, rockin' his way down to Hell!
The HEAT is ON!
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