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Glendora's Locust Biscuits -
05-22-2007, 01:29 AM
Folks, did you know that Abraham's family had to eat Locust Biscuits because there wasn't very much food in the desert, but there were lots locusts? Anyway, I was having a slow baking day, so I came up with a good recipe for what may have been Abraham's favorite dish.
1/3 cup shortening
1 3/4 cups flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup locusts
3/4 cup milk
Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Mix ingredients and spoon out on a greased cookie sheet. Bake for ten minutes.
PS Grass Hoppers or Almonds can be substituted for the locusts.
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Re: Glendora's Locust Biscuits -
05-22-2007, 08:32 AM
Cicada's are coming this year I hear. Might be even better than Locust because they age much longer. But they do make so much noise.
http://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/
Perhaps you should send them your recipe!
http://www.newsdesk.umd.edu/pdf/cicada%20recipes.PDF
We could put all them homeless people to work gathering these critters and we could feed them too!
and here's a recipe for Cicada pie, mmmmm.
http://www.wlwt.com/news/2968023/detail.html
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Cicada Pie
2 pie pastries, slightly thawed
50 female cicadas
1 pint of cream
About 2 cups of stale bread or bread crumbs
1 tsp rhubarb flavor
Soak the cicadas, bread, cream and rhubarb flavor in a bowl until softened. Prepare the pie crust. Add the cicada mixture. Lattice the second pie crust over the cicada mixture. Cook at 350 degrees until golden brown (about 11 to 14 minutes).
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Glendora's Locust Biscuits -
05-22-2007, 09:43 AM
Oooooooh I love swapping Recipe's!!
If you have access to Chocolate there's nothing better than:
Chocolate Cricket Chip Cookies
1. 2 1/4 cup flour
2. 1 tsp. baking soda
3. 1 tsp. salt
4. 1 cup butter, softened
5. 3/4 cup sugar
6. 3/4 cup brown sugar
7. 1 tsp. vanilla
8. 2 eggs
9. 1 12-ounce chocolate chips
10. 1 cup chopped nuts
11. 1/2 cup dry-roasted crickets
12. Preheat oven to 375. In small bowl, combine flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. In large bowl, combine butter, sugar, brown sugar and vanilla; beat until creamy. Beat in eggs. Gradually add flour mixture and insects, mix well. Stir in chocolate chips. Drop by rounded measuring teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake for 8-10 minutes.
Of course, if your Crickets aren't already Dry-Roasted just catch-em and cook-em anyway.
Tasty
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Glendora's Locust Biscuits -
05-22-2007, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Cicada's are coming this year I hear. Might be even better than Locust because they age much longer. But they do make so much noise.
http://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/
Perhaps you should send them your recipe!
http://www.newsdesk.umd.edu/pdf/cicada%20recipes.PDF
We could put all them homeless people to work gathering these critters and we could feed them too!
and here's a recipe for Cicada pie, mmmmm.
http://www.wlwt.com/news/2968023/detail.html
Cicada Pie
2 pie pastries, slightly thawed
50 female cicadas
1 pint of cream
About 2 cups of stale bread or bread crumbs
1 tsp rhubarb flavor
Soak the cicadas, bread, cream and rhubarb flavor in a bowl until softened. Prepare the pie crust. Add the cicada mixture. Lattice the second pie crust over the cicada mixture. Cook at 350 degrees until golden brown (about 11 to 14 minutes).
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I know I'm going to be sorry I asked this, but how do you tell a female cicada from a male one?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Glendora's Locust Biscuits -
05-22-2007, 02:43 PM
GLOWry, Mother Glynndie! Sounds close to the baked goods I myself am famous for here at Landover Baptist.
I won't commit the Sin of Pride yet one more time in bragging about it, but it's also nice iced with Mayonnaise and looks sort of thus:
Last edited by SUV; 05-22-2007 at 07:36 PM.
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Re: Glendora's Locust Biscuits -
05-22-2007, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by SUV
GLOWry, Mother Glynndie! Sounds close to the baked goods I am myself am famous for here at Landover Baptist.
I won't commit the Sin of Pride yet one more time in bragging about it, but it's also nice iced with Mayonnaise and looks sort of thus:
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Maybe a bit of brown mustard on a sandwich, but ICED with mayo?
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Re: Glendora's Locust Biscuits -
05-22-2007, 07:03 PM
Speaking of recipes, I have one for Geoduck, a large clam that grows in the waters off the Pacific Northwest. The geoduck (pronounced gooey-duck) meat sticks out of its shell, and is very delicious.
My wife Delores loves geoducks steamed, just like I learned when I was growing up in Cleveland. When I put on my chef's hat, Delores gets excited because she knows she's going to get a delicious Cleveland Steamer. Then, after dinner, we go downstairs to the damp music room in the basement and Delores plays my rusty trombone.
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