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Bomb Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-18-2018, 04:51 AM



These are the so-called "planets". They are stars that wander, stars that have produced lots of revolting fictional literature and pictorial material produced by tellyscoopes and computer graphics. They are there (Genesis 1:16). Obviousy, they are nothing of the kind depicted above but the main issue is not the ridiculous, delusional character of modern astrology but the way how these stories affect our youth and turn them into whorish mindless followers of Satan incapable of any individual thought that is characteristic of our following the Bible. Even worse, lots of planetary data concentrate on things that inevitably lead to sodomy. Because of this, we shall now take the astronomical data at face value and explain how it destroys the chaste mind of a young boy and makes him a desperate sodomite.

Neptune. Is it gay!? Verily, the planet itself testifies that it is. As you can see above, it is depicted with the ultra-violent color, the favorite among homosexualists. And then there's THIS.



Proud self-identification. Plus the musicals. Gaydom often also uses pink and ultra-violent overtones. Is this all caused by the effects that Neptune has on the population? It probably is and that is why this planet should be destroyed.



OK, time to assess the astronomical (it's not rocket science) data about this planet.
  1. It wanders around the sky.
  2. It is an "ice giant".
  3. It has "rings".
  4. It has many "moons" (mooning?) such as Triton, Nereid, and Proteus.
A wandering star? Is that good? Actually, as it turns out, it isn't!
  • Jude 1:13 - Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever.
This means that all planets are instruments of Doom. What is the specific manner that Neptune attains this?
  • Job 6:15-16 - My brethren have dealt deceitfully as a brook, [and] as the stream of brooks they pass away; Which are blackish by reason of the ice, [and] wherein the snow is hid:
Indeed, to be an "ice giant" planet, you need to be deceitful.



Rings? Could this mean an anal ring that is used for different types of fornication. It probably does. What we do know for certain is that these rings are used to worship false gods. I know that everyone is thinking about the "planet Uranus" by now but that would be a bit too obvious, wouldn't it?
  • Genesis 35:4 - And they gave unto Jacob all the strange gods which were in their hand, and all their earrings which were in their ears; and Jacob hid them under the oak which was by Shechem.
And, last but not least, the moons. Here's the moon Proteus.

***TRIGGER WARNING! MALE ANATOMY AT ITS VILEST!***



Yes, it is a scrotum. Proof positive. The pink ball-sack of blasphemy! Neptune harbors sinners such as this moon in its orbit. Neptune is gay. Avoid looking at it (or anything) with a tellyscoop. Write to your congressman (I dare say that it would be a total waste of time to write to a congresswoman), Pastor Ezekiel of President Trump and call for the nukes. Pray for Jesus. Burn the astronomy books. Go to the malls and proclaim this: Repent. The Kingdom of God is at hand! Neptune is gay!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-18-2018, 01:06 PM

Those people with the upside-down heads. Could you please include a warning in future posts, should any be depicted?

Im' going to lie dow nnow not feeing so good, that 117 & the other 2 with their relaxed muscles ..do they even have morrors? Ew.
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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-18-2018, 05:34 PM

Neptune, maybe. But I've always though Uranus seemed a little sketchy.
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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-18-2018, 06:38 PM

There is a demon called "Neptune" using a 3-pointed pitchfork motif and worshipped by the Romans and Greeks (who called the demon Poseidon) indeed many people still worship demons today. "Pride" marches are an example of that where many people actually become demon possessed. The trident is a mockery of The Holy Trinity dreamed up in anticipation of the Gospel message to get as many people worshipping demons as possible before Jesus commenced His ministry. Satan does that a lot, stealing a doctrine and implanting it well in advance just as he is doing today prior to Jesus returning. He doesn't care what you call it as long as you worship it.

And the gays will worship just about anything.
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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-18-2018, 07:55 PM

Dear LAWD this is worse than i thought.I did some research on this demonic moon.

Did you know that a little research on this matter reveals that not only was the "planet" homosexual,but is also the supreme ruler of HELL! and that roman soldiers participated in homoerotic acts like it was a normal activity while praying to a plethora of Aegean deities disguising their names.


Just like the pagan Greek god Hades is the same as Pluto!


NASA is an evil Satan worshiping branch of the Illuminati that intentionally named these stars after demons in an act of trying to hypnotize Christians
into becoming scientists,doctors,and other such occupations instead of
being dutiful lambs of GOD.


Beware of these deceitful people who claim that science and medicine will improve the world we live in but this is just as bad as kissing gays. Romans 1:22




Below is a picture of the demon Pluto and remember to teach your kids the right way by telling them earth is the only planet and that science is worshiping these glorified stars.And good luck.


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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-18-2018, 08:31 PM

So if Asteroids crash into Neptune we could consider this the stoning of a homosexual?
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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-18-2018, 08:37 PM

Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street might still be in the closet gay, but that purple Tinky Winky of the Teletubbies is a flaming homer hell bent on corrupting our children.


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Dear LAWD this is worse than i thought.I did some research on this demonic moon. Did you know that a little research on this matter reveals that not only was the "planet" homosexual,but is also the supreme ruler of HELL! and that roman soldiers participated in homoerotic acts like it was a normal activity while praying to a plethora of Aegean deities disguising their names. Just like the pagan Greek god Hades is the same as Pluto! NASA is an evil Satan worshiping branch of the Illuminati that intentionally named these stars after demons in an act of trying to hypnotize Christians into becoming scientists,doctors,and other such occupations instead of being dutiful lambs of GOD. Beware of these deceitful people who claim that science and medicine will improve the world we live in but this is just as bad as kissing gays. Romans 1:22 Below is a picture of the demon Pluto and remember to teach your kids the right way by telling them earth is the only planet and that science is worshiping these glorified stars.And good luck.
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Thank you for an interesting post. You suggested that our world is a planet. Alchemists hold that "planets" are in "orbit" around some other body which does not itself move. Are you claiming that our world is in motion?
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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-19-2018, 09:38 PM

So let me get this straight, you say that Neptune a non-sentient "planet" is homosexual and that NASA "named" all the "planets" after "pagan" "god" Poseidon.

But wasn't the "planets" after Greek and roman gods before Christianity was brought to light/made, plus they weren't pagans either pagans were and still are a different religion but yes they may be idolaters but that's was the belief at the time.

And anything can look like testicular even a bald mans scrunched up head can.

Homosexuals only use bright and vibration colours because homosexuality is associated with colours of a rainbow because of stereotyping.
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So let me get this straight, you say that Neptune a non-sentient "planet" is homosexual and that NASA "named" all the "planets" after "pagan" "god" Poseidon.

But wasn't the "planets" after Greek and roman gods before Christianity was brought to light/made, plus they weren't pagans either pagans were and still are a different religion but yes they may be idolaters but that's was the belief at the time.
While Neptune is named after a Greek deity, the Greeks themselves were unaware of the existence of this planet - that is because you need a telescope to see it.

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Eww! You have a naughty brain, dear!

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Homosexuals only use bright and vibration colours because homosexuality is associated with colours of a rainbow because of stereotyping.
Whom are homosexuals stereotyping with a rainbow, dear?

Also, may I remind you that homosexuals stole the rainbow flag from the Incas. Whose royals were incestuous, but not homosexuals!
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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-20-2018, 09:19 AM

It's terrible what they've done. Just last week I found some lovely fabric, and have in fact been checking out background shades with my assistants and we're quite excited about some of the prints, anyway I suddenly thought “But what about ‘the gays’” due to their having hijacked certain patterns for their own purposes. So disappointed, we decided against what we would have certainly chosen otherwise.



Much like the heroin addict, these freaks need to recruit new members so that their choice seems more normal. And like the heroins the homosexuals need to ensure future supplies. The rainbow was chosen for that reason. Of course we know that a baby can be born addicted to heroin and God assures us that malady will be cured through prayer. But no baby is born desirous of coupling with any other baby or with anything at all, despite what the Pride movement tells us. "Born that way" is necessarily a lie and to associate something so universally attractive as a rainbow with a lie is reprehensible.
The same theme finds expression in astrology. Red, blue, turquoise, orange, yellow zooming across the sky like vivid sequins or overinflated beachballs. Is it an accident that these hues are the ones most appealing to the human eye? No. They were chosen deliberately. And when something is deliberate there's a reason behind it. Astrologers need to feather their future nests just as much as heroin addicts and have invented their zingy planets for the same reason. Did they invent taupe planets? Any light black orbs proposed? No. Beige? No. Beaver? Umber? No. Homosexuals often consult horoscopes, even defining themselves as Ophiuchian and becoming anxious during retrograde motions but nothing is more retrograde than the lifestyle they've chosen, leading back to the pagan orgies so reviled by God who has promised very specific outcomes for such behaviours.

Christians, set free from debauchery, have no need for made up planets. God warned us against worshipping actual planets so true Christians do not need the falsehoods of "science" which not only contradict The Bible but remove disincentives when heathen activities are suggested. The consequences, including rum, sodomy and Ophiuchus are all around. What more evidence could be needed?

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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-20-2018, 02:57 PM

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It's terrible what they've done. Just last week I found some lovely fabric, and have in fact been checking out background shades with my assistants and we're quite excited about some of the prints, anyway I suddenly thought “But what about ‘the gays’” due to their having hijacked certain patterns for their own purposes. So disappointed, we decided against what we would have certainly chosen otherwise.



Much like the heroin addict, these freaks need to recruit new members so that their choice seems more normal. And like the heroins the homosexuals need to ensure future supplies. The rainbow was chosen for that reason. Of course we know that a baby can be born addicted to heroin and God assures us that malady will be cured through prayer. But no baby is born desirous of coupling with any other baby or with anything at all, despite what the Pride movement tells us. "Born that way" is necessarily a lie and to associate something so universally attractive as a rainbow with a lie is reprehensible.
The same theme finds expression in astrology. Red, blue, turquoise, orange, yellow zooming across the sky like vivid sequins or overinflated beachballs. Is it an accident that these hues are the ones most appealing to the human eye? No. They were chosen deliberately. And when something is deliberate there's a reason behind it. Astrologers need to feather their future nests just as much as heroin addicts and have invented their zingy planets for the same reason. Did they invent taupe planets? Any light black orbs proposed? No. Beige? No. Beaver? Umber? No. Homosexuals often consult horoscopes, even defining themselves as Ophiuchian and becoming anxious during retrograde motions but nothing is more retrograde than the lifestyle they've chosen, leading back to the pagan orgies so reviled by God who has promised very specific outcomes for such behaviours.

Christians, set free from debauchery, have no need for made up planets. God warned us against worshipping actual planets so true Christians do not need the falsehoods of "science" which not only contradict The Bible but remove disincentives when heathen activities are suggested. The consequences, including rum, sodomy and Ophiuchus are all around. What more evidence could be needed?

II Kings 23:5 And he put down the idolatrous priests, whom the kings of Judah had ordained to burn incense in the high places in the cities of Judah, and in the places round about Jerusalem; them also that burned incense unto Baal, to the sun, and to the moon, and to the planets, and to all the host of heaven.

. .Homosexuals are very fond of incense.
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Yes a child can be addicted to heroin but only from the mother can that happen. A persons sexual preference and/or fetishes may change a little from when they are born but they stay quite close to what they were born like and as such god created them like that not to test not to defie but to show the infinite possibilities that he created for us we have a bible to guide us yes but not to reenact but to learn from to expand ourselves as such he is ever expanding to pass our shallow shells to open our wings and explore but yes some may not wish to or find comfort there. But homosexuals only choose a symbol to come under as the one you all are under. But they do not recruit like you they do not oppress others opinions like you all they do is accept each other for who they are and not for what others label them
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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-20-2018, 03:22 PM

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... as such god created them like that
Yes, yes,... so why would God create something that was imperfect?

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not to test not to defie but to show the infinite possibilities
Then why didn't God simply tell us in the Bible? Why did He have to create them?
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]we have a bible to guide us
Yes, that's right. The Bible that says homosexuals should be stoned because God hates them.

Case closed.

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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-20-2018, 11:09 PM

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No, you haven't eaten the wrong sort of mushrooms for breakfast, this is what goes on in the minds of "pride" movement aficionados.
In descending order, firstly in the quote box as an excerpt of the same size, the pride flags are as follows:

GAYMAN

INTERSEX

TRANSFLAG

TRANSGENDER










So apart from going dizzy arranging all that, what did I notice? Simply that the patterns involved were rather similar in all cases (and there are numerous other "pride" flags, all hideous except for the original rainbow they hijacked but they've put the wrong number of stripes, obviously it's designed to mock God) as I think is self evident. Co-incidence? I'll leave that decision to the reader.

But just look at it! No wonder they're so ashamed.

This is what an over-compensated inferiority complex looks like.
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