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06-07-2010, 07:59 AM
Well since it's a copypasta war you want...
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Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, Anders renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.
I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.
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Taken from one of many Satanist websites.
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06-07-2010, 08:01 AM
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Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, Anders renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.
I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.
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06-07-2010, 08:03 AM
Father Satan, I call to you from the deepst parts of my heart, I praise your name with every breath of my body, I worship you with every fibre of my being. You shown me what true strength is. you have shown me what true love is. Out of the darkness you came to show, me the true light. My master, my father and my friend what a great gift that is. Hail to the King!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 08:08 AM
I guess Satanists have the crackers that parrots prefer.
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06-07-2010, 08:09 AM
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06-07-2010, 08:15 AM
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You're still going to hell; but you've made an effort to make Satan look marginally better by typing a few original blasphemies.
This does not mean that you'll scorch less when you get there, mind you.
Jesus requires me, out of the goodness of my True Christian Heart, to extend an invitation to you to accept Him and join the Saved beside Him in Heaven.
I would much rather not associate with you at all, if it were left up to me.
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06-07-2010, 08:18 AM
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You're still going to hell; but you've made an effort to make Satan look marginally better by typing a few original blasphemies.
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Unfortunately Sister, not one word out of his sanctimonious mouth has been original.
I'm really starting to believe some parrot has figured out how to hit the ctrl c and ctrl v buttons.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 08:18 AM
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Father Satan, I call to you from the deepst parts of my heart, I praise your name with every breath of my body, I worship you with every fibre of my being. You shown me what true strength is. you have shown me what true love is. Out of the darkness you came to show, me the true light. My master, my father and my friend what a great gift that is. Hail to the King!
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I don't even believe this one is a Denmarkinasian...he must be from Holland.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 08:20 AM
hmm i have never in my life have ever thought i would be ashamed to live in a country where people are you can practice such a religion like such as this.... god is false just as satan is a lie THE UNIVERSE IS MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT A PUPPET MASTER
All you are is a religious radical group of racists. The only difference between you and terrorists is they have a bomb and military backing.
BTW how about you learn more about the countries your are damning. because all i have heard out of you old Tards is that you "HEAR" what goes on over there get your facts straight before you accuse anything.
I've seen pornos that made more sense then everyone of your ideals
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06-07-2010, 08:24 AM
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hmm i have never in my life have ever thought i would be ashamed to live in a country where people are you can practice such a religion like such as this.... god is false just as satan is a lie THE UNIVERSE IS MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT A PUPPET MASTER
All you are is a religious radical group of racists. The only difference between you and terrorists is they have a bomb and military backing.
BTW how about you learn more about the countries your are damning. because all i have heard out of you old Tards is that you "HEAR" what goes on over there get your facts straight before you accuse anything.
I've seen pornos that made more sense then everyone of your ideals
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You watch porn for its intellectual content?
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06-07-2010, 08:27 AM
LAWLZ that funny i dont see anywhere above stating that i do.... i said i have seen more porn that makes more sense than anything you have posted.
thank you though for proving my point that you fanatics are to unintelligent to understand anyways....not that you need my help this whole site is a testimonial to that
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06-07-2010, 08:29 AM
I don't see how you can justify your misguided view that we are "racist". Is it because we display to the world the cold, hard facts that Denmark is a Godmocking hellhole and that the Danes, as a people, are unrepentant sinners? There's nothing racist in that, friend. This is about evangelism and saving souls for Christ!
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06-07-2010, 08:38 AM
but i dont see and hard proof about your damning of these other cultures. nor do i see any proof you speak of from your king james bible.
btw thank for the name change it just shows that you all are just as narrow-minded as i thought
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06-07-2010, 08:39 AM
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LAWLZ that funny i dont see anywhere above stating that i do.... i said i have seen more porn that makes more sense than anything you have posted.
thank you though for proving my point that you fanatics are to unintelligent to understand anyways....not that you need my help this whole site is a testimonial to that
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You ,yourself, have proved your complete lack of discernment for our purpose here.
You have wandered onto this site -- no doubt during the refractory period between your previous and proceeding perusal of porn -- and have taken little time to examine its content before making your pathetically dismissible judgment of said site.
You have contributed NOTHING of value to this site in terms of observation, argument or wit. If this were porn, you would be about as valuable as the expository dialog.
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06-07-2010, 08:45 AM
ahh see you assume im a porn addicted freak from my above comment? in all reality i have a very healthy relationship with a loving woman and have no need for porn. I belong to a baptist church that my family started when the town i live in was settled.
But one thing is true. i have nothing to gain from this site but to understand why you all believe what you do from hear say. All of your accusations are unfounded and just gibber jabber. Show me some proof and step out of your narrow minded heads and maybe we can have an intellectual conversation...
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06-07-2010, 08:57 AM
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ahh see you assume im a porn addicted freak from my above comment? in all reality i have a very healthy relationship with a loving woman and have no need for porn. I belong to a baptist church that my family started when the town i live in was settled.
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But one thing is true. i have nothing to gain from this site but to understand why you all believe what you do from hear say. All of your accusations are unfounded and just gibber jabber. Show me some proof and step out of your narrow minded heads and maybe we can have an intellectual conversation...
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What precisely do you wish to see proved? Our devotion to the unshakable idea that the Bible is the foundation for all True Christian Truth? Are we narrow minded because we don't gloss over our God's explict commands for how we must live our lives in obediance to Him?
Does you so-called Baptist church take out the scissors and snip away the inconvenient truths of Holy Writ?
There may, indeed, be some interesting conversations ahead, young man.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 09:02 AM
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ahh see you assume im a porn addicted freak from my above comment? in all reality i have a very healthy relationship with a loving woman and have no need for porn. I belong to a baptist church that my family started when the town i live in was settled.
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She plays in porn perhaps, that doesn't change the fact that you're a porn addict.
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But one thing is true. i have nothing to gain from this site but to understand why you all believe what you do from hear say. All of your accusations are unfounded and just gibber jabber. Show me some proof and step out of your narrow minded heads and maybe we can have an intellectual conversation...
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 09:06 AM
wife to be...atm i am not financially stable enough to start a family and would find it irresponsible of me to begin under such conditions..
as for the proof im looking for, its not in the bible... its in your false accusations of other cultures. I for one have never once seen any law passed where child rape and prostitution was legal. IF so then why not help instead of damn those who live in that country. Another valid point would be, if such a law did exist or the country was such a "hell hole" does that essentially mean everyone living in that country is corrupt? Look at it tables turned. Our country is not perfect. Nothing is perfect but God, our crime rate as well as unemployment....over all health is far from par...and yet not all of us are gang banging uneducated obese warmongers?
I just find it to be a little wrong to damn a whole nations people because of a select fews so called actions
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06-07-2010, 09:16 AM
[QUOTE=Dirk;534939]She plays in porn perhaps, that doesn't change the fact that you're a porn addict.
That sir was going to far...another accusation about something you know nothing about. I find porn disgusting tbh. Its remarks like that in the first place that will set someone off. One of your forum members flamed someone for speaking about a woman like that...and yet you can turn around and accuse an innocent woman, someone who isnt even involved in this conversation of such as degrading thing? I am completely against violence but world like that would put you in a very bad position if we were in person..
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 09:19 AM
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wife to be...atm i am not financially stable enough to start a family and would find it irresponsible of me to begin under such conditions..
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That is a good start, you see that you try to be like Jesus. While you're trying to be like Jesus, why not join LBC?
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as for the proof im looking for, its not in the bible... its in your false accusations of other cultures. I for one have never once seen any law passed where child rape and prostitution was legal. IF so then why not help instead of damn those who live in that country.
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Yet it's still what the population of Denmark does.
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Another valid point would be, if such a law did exist or the country was such a "hell hole" does that essentially mean everyone living in that country is corrupt?
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Yes
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look at it tables turned. Our country is not perfect. Nothing is perfect but God, our crime rate as well as unemployment....over all health is far from par...and yet not all of us are gang banging uneducated obese warmongers?
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You see you are feeling the power of Christ?
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I just find it to be a little wrong to damn a whole nations people because of a select fews so called actions
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It's not wrong, it's right.
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