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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:07 AM

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2005 is recent? Still not solid evadence. Just because he is in some magazine doesnt meen hes gay. Infact hes getting married to a women. And dont give me that B.S about him faking.
Yes, 3 years ago is pretty recent. And he's not the only queer wrestler.

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I doubt it. Your wrong, accept that. WWE doesnt turn boys gay, probably does the opposite.
So, we should just accept the word of a 15 year old gay wrestling fan? The evidence is clear.


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2005 is recent? Still not solid evadence. Just because he is in some magazine doesnt meen hes gay. Infact hes getting married to a women. And dont give me that B.S about him faking.
Like I said, many fags marry women. But whether or not he's a sodomite is irrelevant—the point is that the WWE is using him to tempt boys into committing sodomy. They want his physique to inspire lust in boys, thus turning them gay. Do you understand?


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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:12 AM

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Yes, 3 years ago is pretty recent. And he's not the only queer wrestler.



So, we should just accept the word of a 15 year old gay wrestling fan? The evidence is clear.
What do you have to say about the priests or whatever that touch little boys. They are turning you gay. And im not gay, i know that makes you sad but im not.

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Like I said, many fags marry women. But whether or not he's a sodomite is irrelevant—the point is that the WWE is using him to tempt boys into committing sodomy. They want his physique to inspire lust in boys, thus turning them gay. Do you understand?
How are they? How do you know that when you have never watched it? WWE does all kinds of hype for women in playboy. But they never mention anything when a guy does stuff. Therefore they arent. Do you understand?
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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:17 AM

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What do you have to say about the priests or whatever that touch little boys. They are turning you gay. And im not gay, i know that makes you sad but im not.
I praise Jesus at the news that you may not be a sodomite, but your denial doesn't hold much water, pal. Most queers deny it, because deep inside they KNOW it goes against God's law.

And please don't confuse us with the catlicks. You will find no preists around here, and no boy-buggerers. Take a look at our beliefs before you decide you know us. We are TRUE Christians™, not papist mary worshipers.


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There are some Juggalos mixed up in this perverted wrestling gig:



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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:20 AM

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How are they? How do you know that when you have never watched it? WWE does all kinds of hype for women in playboy. But they never mention anything when a guy does stuff. Therefore they arent. Do you understand?
I just said that I watched it IN THE VERY FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD. Has all the spunk you've ingested gone to your head?

The homosexuality in WWE is as plain as the nose on Barbara Streisand's face. It's a show about sweaty naked men who roll around on a mat grabbing each other. And you are claiming this isn't advertised? Are you telling me that every commercial for WWE programming features only women, without a inch of male flesh to be seen?


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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:21 AM

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I praise Jesus at the news that you may not be a sodomite, but your denial doesn't hold much water, pal. Most queers deny it, because deep inside they KNOW it goes against God's law.

And please don't confuse us with the catlicks. You will find no preists around here, and no boy-buggerers. Take a look at our beliefs before you decide you know us. We are TRUE Christians™, not papist mary worshipers.
Your gay. If you deny it, your still gay. How do you like that? Take a look at wrestling before you decide you know it.
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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:24 AM

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There are some Juggalos mixed up in this perverted wrestling gig:
Brother Nobar, it gets even worse. I looked up the "Insane Clown Posse" (the leaders of the jugaboo cult) on the Wikipedia, and it turns out that they are wrestlers themselves!

And... get ready for it... there is even a Juggalo Championship Wrestling!

What a tangled web of depravity they weave! No doubt Jews are behind it all.


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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:27 AM

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There are some Juggalos mixed up in this perverted wrestling gig:


Its just that, a gig. Nothing more, nothing less.

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I just said that I watched it IN THE VERY FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD. Has all the spunk you've ingested gone to your head?

The homosexuality in WWE is as plain as the nose on Barbara Streisand's face. It's a show about sweaty naked men who roll around on a mat grabbing each other. And you are claiming this isn't advertised? Are you telling me that every commercial for WWE programming features only women, without a inch of male flesh to be seen?
You just wish they were naked. When infact they are wearing stuff. Some commercials only involve women. Clean that spunk outta your head so you can understand what im saying.

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Brother Nobar, it gets even worse. I looked up the "Insane Clown Posse" (the leaders of the jugaboo cult) on the Wikipedia, and it turns out that they are wrestlers themselves!

And... get ready for it... there is even a Juggalo Championship Wrestling!

What a tangled web of depravity they weave! No doubt Jews are behind it all.
No doubt your moms behind it.
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Your gay. If you deny it, your still gay. How do you like that? Take a look at wrestling before you decide you know it.
I am obviously not a sodomite. I am a True Christian™ Pastor, washed clean of sin by Christ's Holy Blood, so it would be impossible for me to be a queer. You, on the other hand, are unsaved trash. Maggots like you tell lies all the time. So your childish argument fails.

And for the tenth time, we HAVE taken a look at wrestling. That is how we discovered it's ability to turn kids like you queer. We don't just make this stuff up.

Face reality, nancyboy.


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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:30 AM

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I am obviously not a sodomite. I am a True Christian™ Pastor, washed clean of sin by Christ's Holy Blood, so it would be impossible for me to be a queer. You, on the other hand, are unsaved trash. Maggots like you tell lies all the time. So your childish argument fails.

And for the tenth time, we HAVE taken a look at wrestling. That is how we discovered it's ability to turn kids like you queer. We don't just make this stuff up.

Face reality, nancyboy.
Most gays deny it but you will accept it when you are ready. Dont pretend you know me, because you dont.

If you did take a look at wrestling then you would know it doesnt make people gay. Because if you took a look at it and it turned people gay then you would be, but your not so it doenst.

face reality, f****packer.

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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:35 AM

...are you people kidding me? Seriously?! Kyle_WWE is a straight male, as am I, and we're both wrestling fans (meaning fans of the WWE). Don't want to believe us; fine, then hide behind your ignorance, it won't be the first time. You're judging an entire community/fanbase, made up of more than 7,000,000 people across the world, based off a Google search for "gay wrestling fan"? Well, ladies and gentlemen, just to let you know; a simple Google search for "straight Christian male" turns up 261,000 unique results, while another search for "gay Christian male" turns up 348,000 unique results. By your (flawed) logic, does that not mean the Christian religion turns males gay, and most of the religion is filled with 'faggots'?
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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:35 AM

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That was a joke segment. One of them is married to a very attarctive women.
Rock Hudson was married to a very attarctive woman. Was he straight?

Clark Gable was married to a very attarctive woman. Several, actually. Was he straight?

Senator Larry Craig was married to a once-rather-handsome woman. Is he straight?

Former NJ Governor McFeely was married to a very attarctive woman. Is he straight?

Sorry, Kylie Minogue. Your argument holds no water. You watch scantily clad muscular, sweaty, hairy men oil themselves up and grapple for your amusement, and claim to be straight?

I'd believe that if you were watching female mud wrestling, maybe (though THAT brings up any number of other horrifying associations). But nearly-naked men? Nope.

The Greeks did a lot with naked athletes . . . when they weren't busy buggering them!


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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:36 AM

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Most gays deny it but you will accept it when you are ready. Dont pretend you know me, because you dont.

If you did take a look at wrestling then you would know it doesnt make people gay. Because if you took a look at it and it turned people gay then you would be, but your not so it doenst.

face reality, f****packer.
We don't need to watch wrestling to know it turns you gay. We all know men in tight spandex jumping on each other make other men gay. That's why we only have women's wrestling here in Freehold. So we don't have sexual depravity.

Try acting like a man and go out rabbit hunting instead of watching wrestling.



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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:39 AM

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Rock Hudson was married to a very attarctive woman. Was he straight?

Clark Gable was married to a very attarctive woman. Several, actually. Was he straight?

Senator Larry Craig was married to a once-rather-handsome woman. Is he straight?

Former NJ Governor McFeely was married to a very attarctive woman. Is he straight?

Sorry, Kylie Minogue. Your argument holds no water. You watch scantily clad muscular, sweaty, hairy men oil themselves up and grapple for your amusement, and claim to be straight?

I'd believe that if you were watching female mud wrestling, maybe (though THAT brings up any number of other horrifying associations). But nearly-naked men? Nope.

The Greeks did a lot with naked athletes . . . when they weren't busy buggering them!
Were any of them wrestlers? I dont see your point here. Show me a wrestler that is faking it.

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We don't need to watch wrestling to know it turns you gay. We all know men in tight spandex jumping on each other make other men gay. That's why we only have women's wrestling here in Freehold. So we don't have sexual depravity.

Try acting like a man and go out rabbit hunting instead of watching wrestling.
I prefer fishing actually. Does God like it when people hunt his creations for sport?
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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:42 AM

Of course, the fish were put on the earth for man to eat.


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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:43 AM

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Of course, the fish were put on the earth for man to eat.
Ok, i said i like to fish. Bobby-joe said that he likes to hunt for rabbit, for sport i presume.
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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:43 AM

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...are you people kidding me? Seriously?! Kyle_WWE is a straight male, as am I, and we're both wrestling fans (meaning fans of the WWE). Don't want to believe us; fine, then hide behind your ignorance, it won't be the first time. You're judging an entire community/fanbase, made up of more than 7,000,000 people across the world, based off a Google search for "gay wrestling fan"? Well, ladies and gentlemen, just to let you know; a simple Google search for "straight Christian male" turns up 261,000 unique results, while another search for "gay Christian male" turns up 348,000 unique results. By your (flawed) logic, does that not mean the Christian religion turns males gay, and most of the religion is filled with 'faggots'?
Google is controlled by the International Jewish Conspiracy and will do anything to make Christians look bad. They cannot be trusted.

So it may have been unwise of me to use a search I performed there as evidence; however, that evidence was peripheral. I am judging the fan base of the WWE based on the fact that the programming is basically a glorified gay sex show. I've watched it and I know this for a fact. Are so desensitized to sodomy that you can't recognize it when it's literally happening right in front of your face?

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Default Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! - 03-07-2008, 03:46 AM

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Google is controlled by the International Jewish Conspiracy and will do anything to make Christians look bad. They cannot be trusted.

So it may have been unwise of me to use a search I performed there as evidence; however, that evidence was peripheral. I am judging the fan base of the WWE based on the fact that the programming is basically a glorified gay sex show. I've watched it and I know this for a fact. Are so desensitized to sodomy that you can't recognize it when it's literally happening right in front of your face?

That's sad. You need Jesus.
Its fighting, not gay sex. Infact there was a live sex celebration between a man and a very attarctive women, which wasnt gay in any way. YOU need to re-find Jesus .
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Its fighting, not gay sex. Infact there was a live sex celebration between a man and a very attarctive women, which wasnt gay in any way. YOU need to re-find Jesus .
I see, you think punishing a man down on the ground and grinding your crotch in his face while grunting is fighting. Friend, you are in serious need of spiritual help. Get to your pastor immediately.



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