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Arrow question - 02-28-2013, 10:26 PM

How do I upload videos? I sincerely cannot find any tips in the FAQ section. Here's to the day when planet Earth will finally enter the 4th dimension.


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Default Re: question - 02-28-2013, 10:27 PM

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How do I upload videos? I sincerely cannot find any tips in the FAQ section. Here's to the day when planet Earth will finally enter the 4th dimension.
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Default Re: question - 02-28-2013, 10:29 PM

Did you pay the requisite fees to the Church office? I cannot find records of you giving anything to Jesus but a hard time.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: question - 02-28-2013, 10:59 PM

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How do I upload videos?...
For you, $50 (plus $200 transaction fee plus $150 one-time activation fee plus $200 transaction fee for the activation fee plus $372.84 [Pastor Zeke's cut]), so that'll be $972.84 to my PayPal account. PM me your account details.

Oh, that's right, you can't even PM.


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Default Re: question - 03-01-2013, 12:53 AM

I'm pretty sure that users in your group are unable to upload videos.


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Default Re: question - 03-02-2013, 06:24 PM

Unfortunately we can't upload vids here because we're unsaved trash.
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Default Re: question - 03-02-2013, 06:48 PM

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Unfortunately we can't upload vids here because we're unsaved trash.
How do we become saved not-trash?
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Default Re: question - 03-02-2013, 06:57 PM

Ahh, love their creative editing of my posts. It's just that we don't agree with everything they say, so they say we're unsaved trash, or in my case, because I'm blind, and that's all anyone sees now when I post. Nevermind that I've been saved for years. Apparently, according to these people's twisting of OT scriptures that were written for the priests who did the sacrifice, if your eyeballs don't work they say you're possessed by demons or have done something wrong, so God made you blind. I'd love for someone to say that to my face, or even on my Skype.
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Default Re: question - 03-02-2013, 07:07 PM

Oh. Well they seem kind of bitter. Don't take too much of it to heart. I think most of them need to like, meditate, or smoke a bowl or something.
I'm sure a lot of them have their own faults. It's just easier to point out imperfections in others than to accept your own.
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Ahh, love their creative editing of my posts. It's just that we don't agree with everything they say, so they say we're unsaved trash, or in my case, because I'm blind, and that's all anyone sees now when I post. Nevermind that I've been saved for years. Apparently, according to these people's twisting of OT scriptures that were written for the priests who did the sacrifice, if your eyeballs don't work they say you're possessed by demons or have done something wrong, so God made you blind. I'd love for someone to say that to my face, or even on my Skype.
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Default Re: question - 03-02-2013, 07:25 PM

Bluish, i don't take it to heart. I think it's hilarious. This site holds a weird fascination for me, not sure why. Oh btw, I got in trouble for that last post, lol. If anyone wants to make some more blind comments to me, I'm [Personal Contact Deleted] on Skype.
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Default Re: question - 03-02-2013, 08:04 PM

I agree, it's funny but fascinating. It's like how Muslim extremists can become lunatics. Same case with Christianity, apparently. I've actually learned a little bit since finding this site.
Also, no worries, I got in trouble too cX
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Default Re: question - 03-02-2013, 08:07 PM

Oh yeah, they like doing that stuff I think. It's interesting when you google this site. The reactions are pretty enlightening.
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See here; you have came here because Jesus thinks, maybe, you could be decent people.

Don't spit in the Baby Jesus' eye: embrace His gentle Love.

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Oh. Well they seem kind of bitter. Don't take too much of it to heart. I think most of them need to like, meditate, or smoke a bowl or something.
I'm sure a lot of them have their own faults. It's just easier to point out imperfections in others than to accept your own.
Talking about us behind our backs, you serpent-tongued gossip? We don't need to "accept our own imperfections", Jesus has taken upon Himself our burden of sin, Praise His Name. I think your climb out of the (unsaved) trash bin will be more harrowing than most. Put down your crack pipe and pick up a Bible and get reading...or get braced for hell.
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Oh. Well they seem kind of bitter. Don't take too much of it to heart. I think most of them need to like, meditate, or smoke a bowl or something.
I'm sure a lot of them have their own faults. It's just easier to point out imperfections in others than to accept your own.
Quoted for great irony. How's that accepting Jesus as your personal saviour coming along?



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Talking about us behind our backs, you serpent-tongued gossip? We don't need to "accept our own imperfections", Jesus has taken upon Himself our burden of sin, Praise His Name. I think your climb out of the (unsaved) trash bin will be more harrowing than most. Put down your crack pipe and pick up a Bible and get reading...or get braced for hell.
Ah, I see. So this guy:

He was freed from sin?
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Ah, I see. So this guy:

He was freed from sin?
He is a casualty in the Eternal War.

Think about where you stand.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Well aren't you quite the hipster today.
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How's that accepting Jesus as your personal saviour coming along?
At least I actually recognize and work on my faults. You guys are kind of oblivious :s
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Eternal?
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