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Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-13-2006, 07:47 PM
As soon as we True Christians™ knock down one rationalization that the homers give for their deathstyle choice, they come up with another. It used to be that "everyone knew" that they got that way because of genes. Now, "everyone knows" that they get that way because of — are you sitting down? — soybeans! Even worse, they've deluded some false Christians into parroting the latest party line.
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There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.
Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.
The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.
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Well, guess what, Mr. "Health-Food Guy," and don't think that that didn't set off any warning bells in our minds. You didn't quote a single Bible verse to support such nonsense for one simple reason: There aren't any! Were Sodom and Gomorrah known for soybean cultivation? No, I didn't think so.
Let's look at what the Bible says about the origins of homerism:
Rom. 1:18-27: For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed [it] unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, [even] his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified [him] not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Now, let's break this down step by step. Everything you need to know about God is plainly visible in His creation, but some people refuse to see it (failing to notice isn’t an option), and instead, they worship idols, and so God turns them into queers. That's much simpler and more sensible than any nonsense about soybeans.
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-13-2006, 07:55 PM
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That's much simpler and more sensible than any nonsense about soybeans.
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True, but the vegetarian "lifestyle" is also satanic.
1 Timothy 4: 1Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
2Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
3Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.
I've spoken out before on the evils that are Morningstar Farms. Morningstar Farms note they even have a pentagram as the dot in the I in morningstar.
That this doctrine of the devil "vegatarianism" would lead to sexual depravity doesn't surprise me in the least.
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-13-2006, 09:27 PM
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I've spoken out before on the evils that are Morningstar Farms. Morningstar Farms note they even have a pentagram as the dot in the I in morningstar.
That this doctrine of the devil "vegatarianism" would lead to sexual depravity doesn't surprise me in the least.
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Brother V, even the Wickers claim that their pentagram points UP to Jesus, not DOWN to Satan. Look which way Morningstar's pentagram is pointing!
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12-13-2006, 09:42 PM
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Brother V, even the Wickers claim that their pentagram points UP to Jesus, not DOWN to Satan. Look which way Morningstar's pentagram is pointing!
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down?
at least that's how I see it.
Morningstar... another name for Lucifer.
Isaiah 14:12 How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations
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Lucifer is a Latin word meaning "light-bearer" (from lux, lucis, "light", and ferre, "to bear, bring"), a Roman astrological term for the "Morning Star", the planet Venus.
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Even the name is satanic.
How obvious can it be that eating soy, leads to homerism?
Veggie burgers=doctrine of the devil
Named Morningstar=name of the devil
pentagram on the cover=symbol of the devil
and now we find that soy is feminizing?
Vegatarians, they'll only eat ONE kind of sausage!
(hint, it's not pork or beef)
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-13-2006, 10:56 PM
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How obvious can it be that eating soy, leads to homerism?
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It makes perfect sense to me, look at the chinks.
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12-13-2006, 11:21 PM
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It makes perfect sense to me, look at the chinks.
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But I heard they had tiny Chinky choo-choos.
I thought the Negroes and the Homers were supposed to have big tallywhackers. (Perhaps that provides evidence that Homers are genetically closer to Negroids?)
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12-13-2006, 11:50 PM
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But I heard they had tiny Chinky choo-choos.
I thought the Negroes and the Homers were supposed to have big tallywhackers. (Perhaps that provides evidence that Homers are genetically closer to Negroids?)
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Homerism is a choice, being born a negro is not. Anybody can choose to be a homer, negros, chinks, whites, meesicants, etc; though why anybody does is beyond me.
What's this about "genetics"? Don't you know that talk of genes are just attempts to lead the Faithful™ from Christ by monkey-worshipping sc ie ntists?
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-14-2006, 01:24 AM
That makes me want to eat soy.
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-15-2006, 06:22 AM
But...but what if you're lactose intolerant? I have to drink soy milk. I'm already a girl so God won't mind, I'm sure. (Actually this makes me hopeful--maybe the soy will make me more errr...blessed in the chest area? No such thing as too many blessings.)
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Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-15-2006, 07:38 AM
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But...but what if you're lactose intolerant? I have to drink soy milk. I'm already a girl so God won't mind, I'm sure. (Actually this makes me hopeful--maybe the soy will make me more errr...blessed in the chest area? No such thing as too many blessings.)
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People who are lacose intolerant are supposed to die at birth. Otherwise, GOD would not have put lactose into formula.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-16-2006, 06:54 PM
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People who are lacose intolerant are supposed to die at birth. Otherwise, GOD would not have put lactose into formula.
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No no, it often doesn't appear in many people until their early 20's (like me ) and to varying degrees. I can have some regular milk, just not a whole bowl full. And God gave man the skills to make soy and lactose-free milk so it's all good. I'm a True Christian now, surely God doesn't want me to die.
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-17-2006, 01:10 AM
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No no, it often doesn't appear in many people until their early 20's (like me ) and to varying degrees. I can have some regular milk, just not a whole bowl full. And God gave man the skills to make soy and lactose-free milk so it's all good. I'm a True Christian now, surely God doesn't want me to die.
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Sister A, God works in strange ways, and a simple-minded female like yourself cannot possibly hope to comprehend Him. Our Almighty Lord could decide to kill you at any moment. After all, He kills everyone. He'll get around to you when He sees fit.
As for you lactose troubles...most of those who share your affliction are nigras and chinks. Has your family tree been tainted? Is there something you'd like to share?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-17-2006, 02:39 AM
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I'm a True Christian now, surely God doesn't want me to die.
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If you're too good a Christian, He just may call you home early, and have you sit on His lap.
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-17-2006, 02:55 AM
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No no, it often doesn't appear in many people until their early 20's (like me ) and to varying degrees. I can have some regular milk, just not a whole bowl full. And God gave man the skills to make soy and lactose-free milk so it's all good. I'm a True Christian now, surely God doesn't want me to die.
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Maybe God is punishing you with lactose intolerance for not having a proper man to guide you through life. My offer is still open. I do need somebody to take care of my apartment and cook my meals.
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12-17-2006, 03:18 AM
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Sister A, God works in strange ways, and a simple-minded female like yourself cannot possibly hope to comprehend Him. Our Almighty Lord could decide to kill you at any moment. After all, He kills everyone. He'll get around to you when He sees fit.
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Thank you for the comforting words, Pastor. I feel brighter and filled with more fear already!
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As for you lactose troubles...most of those who share your affliction are nigras and chinks. Has your family tree been tainted? Is there something you'd like to share?
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There are some (East) Indian people in my family on my father's side. I've never met them before but I'm sure they're nice people and not responsible for my lactose troubles.
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If you're too good a Christian, He just may call you home early, and have you sit on His lap.
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I don't think that I've tithed enough (ie at all) to earn such a glorious honour brother. No need to jinx me now!
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Maybe God is punishing you with lactose intolerance for not having a proper man to guide you through life. My offer is still open. I do need somebody to take care of my apartment and cook my meals.
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Ummm, I'm still in school and have a loooong way to go. I'm sure there are lots of lovely True Christian women where you are, sir, who would love to do nothing more than slave in your kitchen. There is no excuse for lingering in bachelorhood JiL, do your duty to Jesus!
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-17-2006, 03:30 AM
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Ummm, I'm still in school and have a loooong way to go. I'm sure there are lots of lovely True Christian women where you are, sir, who would love to do nothing more than slave in your kitchen. There is no excuse for lingering in bachelorhood JiL, do your duty to Jesus!
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So what if you're still in school? There's schools around here you can attend. How much schooling do you need to be a proper TC™ housewife anyway?
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-17-2006, 04:10 AM
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No no, it often doesn't appear in many people until their early 20's (like me ) and to varying degrees. I can have some regular milk, just not a whole bowl full. And God gave man the skills to make soy and lactose-free milk so it's all good.
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Keep up with the news, woman! Satan gave the Communists the recipe for soy milk so they could use it to debauch America's youth and turn them into limp-wristed sissies who'd rather sit around watching Brokeback Mountain than go and kill a towelhead for Christ!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-17-2006, 09:28 AM
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Thank you for the comforting words, Pastor. I feel brighter and filled with more fear already!
GOOD! You are beginning to understand the message of our LORD!
There are some (East) Indian people in my family on my father's side. I've never met them before but I'm sure they're nice people and not responsible for my lactose troubles.
Damn dotheads! I knew it. They worship cows, so GOD smites them with lactose intolerance. Mystery solved!
I don't think that I've tithed enough (ie at all) to earn such a glorious honour brother. No need to jinx me now!
Women will never sit near JESUS. The most you can hope for is to enter heaven every morning through the servant's entrance and do the bidding of the GODLY all day.
Ummm, I'm still in school and have a loooong way to go. I'm sure there are lots of lovely True Christian women where you are, sir, who would love to do nothing more than slave in your kitchen. There is no excuse for lingering in bachelorhood JiL, do your duty to Jesus!
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Yes, JIL! You may have as many wives and concubines as you wish!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame. -
12-19-2006, 07:07 PM
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Yes, JIL! You may have as many wives and concubines as you wish!
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I already have a few but if I buy that house in Apostle's Grove I'm looking at then I'll need a few more to help take care of the house. If nothing else I'll need them to tell the servants what to do.
I also need someone to cook my meals, none of my wives and concubines can cook that great and I refuse to have some messicant or nigra servant cook my meals.
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12-20-2006, 12:04 AM
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I already have a few but if I buy that house in Apostle's Grove I'm looking at then I'll need a few more to help take care of the house. If nothing else I'll need them to tell the servants what to do.
I also need someone to cook my meals, none of my wives and concubines can cook that great and I refuse to have some messicant or nigra servant cook my meals.
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You do find favor in the eyes of GOD!
Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD
Proverbs 18:22
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