[Father Maurice Lester]

Rome was THE place to be today as two Popes were canonized under the watchful eye of two Popes, one of who will certainly make Saint in record speed.

Millions of faithful congregating for an historic moment the likes of which may never be seen again, and how can God be anything but ecstatic as his various past and present spokesmen here on earth show the world the true value of living a simple, humble and worthy life dedicated to Him!

Meanwhile, the Freehold dogcatcher got a new box of ammo from Pastor Zeke and shot himself in the foot because he was wearing Hush Puppies without a license.





Bless you, my beatification challenged cultists,
Father Mo



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[Zechariah Smyth]

I think it's funny that there are two popes. Doesn't pope mean papa? Like two daddies? So all of you mackerel-snappers have a couple of dads and no mom?

Sounds to me like an implicit endorsement of queer marriage.



Yours in Christ (NOT ADAM AND STEVE),

Zech

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

I think it's funny that there are two popes. Doesn't pope mean papa? Like two daddies? So all of you mackerel-snappers have a couple of dads and no mom?

Sounds to me like an implicit endorsement of queer marriage.



Yours in Christ (NOT ADAM AND STEVE),

Zech

Excellent point, Brother Zechariah. Those Catholics are shameless, propagating the abhorrent homosexual lifestyle!