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04-06-2014, 12:56 AM
Why hello there! I am Amy, it's a pleasure to be here and I am sure that I am going to be a lovely chirpy bird to have around the forum! I am 15 years of age and live in the home of tea! I am a crimson headed, gothic little miss who's favourite pass times are smoking weed with my friends and my boyfriend. Some of my friends are gay and they are brilliant! I believe you may have a problem with this style yes? So why is it you have a problem? Oh for the record I am open minded for what people have to say, but I would appreciate some kindness and to have my views listened to before you bash on them.
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04-06-2014, 01:07 AM
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Why hello there! I am Amy, it's a pleasure to be here and I am sure that I am going to be a lovely chirpy bird to have around the forum! I am 15 years of age and live in the home of tea! I am a crimson headed, gothic little miss who's favourite pass times are smoking weed with my friends and my boyfriend. Some of my friends are gay and they are brilliant! I believe you may have a problem with this style yes? So why is it you have a problem? Oh for the record I am open minded for what people have to say, but I would appreciate some kindness and to have my views listened to before you bash on them.
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Hello and welcome Harlot,
Why don't you have an open mind and ask Jesus to save you?
And what church you attend and favorite Bible verse while you are at it...
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Unsaved trash, teenaged scottish chav
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04-06-2014, 01:13 AM
Me? Attend church? Damn no! I would burn the second I went near one. No. I am not a Christian luckily i am so happy I never grew up in a Christian family where you never get any freewill. You're damned from the start! And none of that drivle is my favourite. Its just pages that seemed to have caused horrible wars.... What's the point in that? Sorry fir coming off a little harsh, I just have bad experience with Christians.
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04-06-2014, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot
Me? Attend church? Damn no! I would burn the second I went near one. No. I am not a Christian luckily i am so happy I never grew up in a Christian family where you never get any freewill. You're damned from the start! And none of that drivle is my favourite. Its just pages that seemed to have caused horrible wars.... What's the point in that? Sorry fir coming off a little harsh, I just have bad experience with Christians.
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Hi sweetie, you've came to the right place. You still can be Saved®; just repent and renounce your evil ways, read the Bible (all of it) and follow what it says (all of it), and you'll be on your way to Salvation!
I'll be praying for you and for all other confused souls who seem to have forgotten their rightful place.
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04-06-2014, 01:24 AM
Saved? Umm...why? Why on earth would I want to change from loving my boyfriend, gays, goths and all the way of the dark side to have ti worship someone that may not be real. Why don't you explain to me? Also I still don't see how you can believe that...even when I look at the Anthropic Principle I can't seem to grasp that. And your rules are simply illogical. I haven't done anything wrong.
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04-06-2014, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot
Saved? Umm...why? Why on earth would I want to change from loving my boyfriend, gays, goths and all the way of the dark side to have ti worship someone that may not be real. Why don't you explain to me? Also I still don't see how you can believe that...even when I look at the Anthropic Principle I can't seem to grasp that. And your rules are simply illogical. I haven't done anything wrong.
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I thought you had an open mind?
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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04-06-2014, 01:32 AM
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Why don't you explain to me?
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Because Christians goes to heaven, all others will be tormented for all eternity in hell. I would never want my friends to have to endure such a horrible fate. If you would care about your friends, you would do your best to convert them to Christianity.
I guess there in China friendship is not that valued as it is here in normal world.
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04-06-2014, 01:33 AM
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Saved? Umm...why? Why on earth would I want to change from loving my boyfriend, gays, goths and all the way of the dark side to have ti worship someone that may not be real. Why don't you explain to me? Also I still don't see how you can believe that...even when I look at the Anthropic Principle I can't seem to grasp that. And your rules are simply illogical. I haven't done anything wrong.
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Dear, you have done something wrong. You were born. And therefore you are sinful (Psalm 51:5, Psalm 58:3, Genesis 8:21) and owe everything to Jesus and you must confess your sins and tithe to Landover Baptist and get married and have many children and never say The Lord's name in vain! Once you have done that you have no sin to worry about.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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04-06-2014, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot
Me? Attend church? Damn no! I would burn the second I went near one. No. I am not a Christian luckily i am so happy I never grew up in a Christian family where you never get any freewill. You're damned from the start! And none of that drivle is my favourite. Its just pages that seemed to have caused horrible wars.... What's the point in that? Sorry fir coming off a little harsh, I just have bad experience with Christians.
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Hello Dear and welcome to God's Favorite Forum
I can't imagine ever having a bad experience with a Christian? And we here at Landover aer very friendly and would never make generalisations or assumptions. I grew up in a Christian family and I had a lot of free will, which I chose to use for my love in Jesus. For you see, you can't be free if you are writhing in agony in a lake of fire being anally raped by Satan constantly .
Accept Jesus , friend, and come to Heaven .
In Christ,
Mary Thompson.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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04-07-2014, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot
Me? Attend church? Damn no! I would burn the second I went near one. No. I am not a Christian luckily i am so happy I never grew up in a Christian family where you never get any freewill. You're damned from the start! And none of that drivle is my favourite. Its just pages that seemed to have caused horrible wars.... What's the point in that? Sorry fir coming off a little harsh, I just have bad experience with Christians.
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You've had bad experiences with Christians? Well you're going to have a REALLY bad experience for a REALLY long time burning in hell if you keep denying the Word of God.
So I suggest you pick up the Bible (KJV 1611 of course), read it all the way through, and accept God into your life.
You are 15? You should be married off fairly soon! Has your father began working on finding you a husband?
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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04-06-2014, 01:12 AM
Welcome to most friendly forum in internet, we do not get that many people from China here these day.
Tell me now, have you tried to save your friends from the eternity in hell already?
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04-06-2014, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot
Why hello there! I am Amy, it's a pleasure to be here and I am sure that I am going to be a lovely chirpy bird to have around the forum! I am 15 years of age and live in the home of tea! I am a crimson headed, gothic little miss who's favourite pass times are smoking weed with my friends and my boyfriend. Some of my friends are gay and they are brilliant! I believe you may have a problem with this style yes? So why is it you have a problem? Oh for the record I am open minded for what people have to say, but I would appreciate some kindness and to have my views listened to before you bash on them.
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My, my, my, fifteen is such a wonderful age to be! Whole life ahead of you, world brimming with opportunity, and all that.
Yes, yes, yes, so nice to hear from a young person who's interested in knowing the Lord.
Tell me, do you have a Web cam?
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04-06-2014, 10:03 AM
As a matter of fact yes I do have a webcam, why do you ask friend? And I know many women who work and they are lovely people. They are smart and very well capable of doing a mans job as you call it. I also know a lot of stay at home dads, there is nothing wrong with that, it is his child too after all.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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04-06-2014, 10:05 AM
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As a matter of fact yes I do have a webcam, why do you ask friend? And I know many women who work and they are lovely people. They are smart and very well capable of doing a mans job as you call it. I also know a lot of stay at home dads, there is nothing wrong with that, it is his child too after all.
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Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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04-06-2014, 10:08 AM
Why would Jesus care? I do not understand this for since God is supposed to be all loving, surely he wouldn't mind what his creations did as long is it didn't harm his other creations.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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04-06-2014, 10:15 AM
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Why would Jesus care? I do not understand this for since God is supposed to be all loving, surely he wouldn't mind what his creations did as long is it didn't harm his other creations.
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Do not be so ignorant. Why don't you read the Bible? After all, God led you here for a reason. Deep down, I'm sure you want to repent your ways and go to the Straight Path. Take a good long look at yourself, are you ready to say goodbye to your sinful life and go into Jesus's welcoming arms.
YIC
Mary Thompson.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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04-06-2014, 10:37 AM
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Why would Jesus care? I do not understand this for since God is supposed to be all loving, surely he wouldn't mind what his creations did as long is it didn't harm his other creations.
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You haven't read the Bible, have you?
Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Lev 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.
Deut 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.
Ps 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Ps 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
Ps 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.
Ps 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
Ps 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.
Ps 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.
Ps 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:
Ps 106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.
Prov 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Prov 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.
Lam 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.
Hos 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
Am 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.
Zec 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.
Mal 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.
Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Rev 2:6; 15 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.
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04-06-2014, 10:17 AM
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As a matter of fact yes I do have a webcam, why do you ask friend? And I know many women who work and they are lovely people. They are smart and very well capable of doing a mans job as you call it. I also know a lot of stay at home dads, there is nothing wrong with that, it is his child too after all.
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I am glad to hear you have a Web cam, my young friend. I am puzzled by your subsequent comments, however, as I don't recall saying anything about women working or doing men's jobs, and I certainly didn't say anything on the topic of "stay at home dads," or as I like to call them, "the unemployed."
You seem to have a great many questions about a great many topics, and I would love to discuss these matters with you further!
Say, why don't you send me a personal message with your Skype address, and then we can get started?
I feel we are going to be great friends!
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04-06-2014, 10:22 AM
I apologise, those other comments were for another commenter. Also I would be happy to speak with you but I must assure you I am will not accept name calling to me over it. And I cannot cam for a short while yet as my house is currently under construction on one side, very noisy!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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04-06-2014, 10:29 AM
Name calling? Dear, why would you ever think I would call you names? I would never do such a thing, as I am a Christian! And please rest assured I don't mind speaking to you via Web cam while your home is undergoing remodeling. Jesus was a carpenter, after all, so a little dust and wood chips certainly won't bother me! Now then, I'm checking my personal messages, but I don't see your Skype address in there?
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