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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    I - like a few of my fellow countrymen - have been searching for a place like this for a long time. Since I was born I've always felt a yearning for something undefined. My liberal atheist HEATHEN parents taught me at an early age that GOD was fiction. A whim of fanatical zealots to be ridiculed.

    When I turned to the wonder of His creation they snorted and took me to the zoo where monkey's were fornicating and throwing feces at the spectators. "Son, meet your forefathers" they would gleefully yell and laugh diabolically.

    This was compounded by the SOCIALIST daycare system where everyone was encouraged to cast aside their beliefs and ethnic background to become "the model citizen". And what is that, I hear you ask? Is it a Godfearing, hardworking and morally upstanding Arian man with sound family values? No THIS is what Denmark is aspiring to be. A nation of harlots spreading their legs for the mooslimb invaders and silvertongued Italians that are drawn to their silky white thighs like locust to the field.

    Though there may be a few minor points for debate (there's that flag...) in the initial threadstarter here, one can only hope that many more Danes will see that Judgement Day is imminent and Salvation is our only hope.

    For one, I cannot wait to leave this cesspool and rejoin my Heavenly Father.

    Jens Ole

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Sweden is on my list, especially since IKEA clearly distributes Satan's message all over the world, but my list is quite long and I am an old man so I don't know when.
      When will you do the US? - They must have messed it up pretty good with hurricanes, oil leaks, rapists, terrorists, child molesters etc. etc.

      Will look forward to reading that one

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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by Why.King View Post
        When will you do the US? - They must have messed it up pretty good with hurricanes, oil leaks, rapists, terrorists, child molesters etc. etc.

        Will look forward to reading that one
        Hurricanes are a result of Mary worshiping Catliks( YES God took out New Orleans for a reason), Earthquakes in Godlesss California, you bet, God hates queers.
        Oil leaks are the damn Messicans fault, its there Gulf not ours.
        We did not let the Mooslim terrorists in, blame that on Clinton, the worthless @#*@#%.
        Child Molesters, see the Catliks about that problem, it seems to be world wide at this point!

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by Jens Ole Andersen View Post
          For one, I cannot wait to leave this cesspool and rejoin my Heavenly Father.
          Don't worry, the Lord will wipe you out soon.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by Why.King View Post
            When will you do the US? - They must have messed it up pretty good with hurricanes, oil leaks, rapists, terrorists, child molesters etc. etc.

            Will look forward to reading that one
            You mean like about an ILLEGALLY elected, secret Muslim, president who wants to turn our country into a communist gulag that would make Hitler proud?

            HAVE YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO READ THE REST OF THIS FRAPPING FORUM WHY.KING??? SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT IF YOU DID YOU MIGHT REALIZE WE HAVE SOME PRETTY FIERCE CRITICISM OF OUR OWN COUNTRY

            Yes, American isn't prefect, but then again talk the Lord it isn't Denmark. At lest we know what our flag looks like.


            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!



              this is the actual danish flag!

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Why.King View Post
                When will you do the US?
                Never. America is God favorite nation!
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  1. You have used the Finnish flag

                  2. Pippi Longstocking is created by The swede Astrid Lindgren

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Why is everyone in Denmark named Rasmussen? Is that because of all the rapes?

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      Never. America is God favorite nation!
                      But cleary he has not granted them a great deal of intellect...



                      Also they eat too much fat food.

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by The gjalder View Post

                        Also they eat too much fat food.
                        Thank goodness the denmarkians don't.

                        I can't even get that chicken, bacon and onion sandwich here in the States.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          I was suspicious of that advert, so I called Nephew Zebulun - he's translated the main parts, and I'm disgusted!
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            You mean like about an ILLEGALLY elected, secret Muslim, president who wants to turn our country into a communist gulag that would make Hitler proud?
                            Well, if thats bush you are talking about... Then i can for sure tell that we got one thing in common.
                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            HAVE YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO READ THE REST OF THIS FRAPPING FORUM WHY.KING??? SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT IF YOU DID YOU MIGHT REALIZE WE HAVE SOME PRETTY FIERCE CRITICISM OF OUR OWN COUNTRY
                            I would lie if i said i had... So the answer to that is NO, i havent.

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Yes, American isn't prefect, but then again talk the Lord it isn't Denmark. At lest we know what our flag looks like.


                            Hehe, Made me laugh a little.... You know how your flag looks, and we know how our flag looks.... Apparantly you dont know how our flag look, but we know how your flag look.

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Why.King View Post
                              Well, if thats bush you are talking about... Then i can for sure tell that we got one thing in common.
                              Bush,...? Dear Lord, Bush has been out of office for a year and half. Are you even aware of the fact that Obama wasn't born in the United States, which disqualifies him to be president under our Constitution?

                              And people accuse us Americans of being Provencals ignorant of the rest of the world.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                At least Denmark has good music....




                                The constant violent anal rape is a little easier to take if you're listening to good music.

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