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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
11-30-2006, 10:44 PM
Oh, I'm SURE Satan just looooves this toy!. Boxing, humping robots!
Surely we are in the Last Days™.
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
11-30-2006, 10:50 PM
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Oh, I'm SURE Satan just looooves this toy!. Boxing, humping robots!
Surely we are in the Last Days™.
Disgusted, Sister Thumper
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Oh.my.God.
The eggheads always theorize as to what causes Homer!sexiness. But, Sister Thumper, that is the proof of the (Christmas?) pudding.
Not "pissed" off, but awash with the fine spray that comes from basting Christmas Turkeys,
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-03-2006, 12:25 PM
This abomination is the hot #1 toy for sale in Godless japan. The slants just don't get it, do they? They want to miniaturize and make a robot out of everything they see.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-03-2006, 12:51 PM
What does it do? Does it slay heathens?
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-03-2006, 01:17 PM
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What does it do? Does it slay heathens?
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No, sadly enough. If you speak demonic jap gibberish to it, it gives you an English "yes" or "no". Also it chirps and beeps and glows in the dark in a very un-Godlike manner.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-03-2006, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
No, sadly enough. If you speak demonic jap gibberish to it, it gives you an English "yes" or "no". Also it chirps and beeps and glows in the dark in a very un-Godlike manner.
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That is about as disgusting a contraption as ever I have heard! Please have the authorities ban it immediately!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-03-2006, 09:06 PM
But...I want one!
Ummm I want one hundred!
I know a certain Cathylic church where legions could do work.
Father Mo: Say Hail Mary!Say Hail Mary!Say Hail Mary!Say Hail Mary!
Robrots: ...No No No NO...No
It -is- possible to lock them out of "yes" responses...yes???
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-03-2006, 09:24 PM
I'll say it: Hail Mary, Full of Grapes."
Maybe the Fruit (of her womb) didn't fall too far from the Tree and this is why Jesus became such a Wino
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-04-2006, 12:54 PM
THIS man has learned the hard way not to buy toys from jews.
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Teddy toy is a swear bear
December 02, 2006
CHRISTMAS shopper Roy Edensor was stunned when a teddy bear he had bought for his son shouted “PR*CK” when he took it out of the box.
The talking toy is a copy of Nev the Bear — star of CBBC’s Smile show. It should say “I love you,” “Fwightened” and “Yum Yum”.
Electrician Roy, 34, from Stafford, bought the toy at a local Tesco. He said: “I could not believe my ears.”
Store bosses say they have removed a batch of the bears and are investigating.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-04-2006, 01:39 PM
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THIS man has learned the hard way not to buy toys from jews.
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Oh, lovely. First, a mooselimb doll chants satanic spells to summon the moon demon, and now a teddy bear swears. Did anyone not see how this would happen once Hitlery Klingon became Senator?
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-05-2006, 05:09 PM
wow, five days into December and only 3 pages, I'm surprised the list is this short. must not be releasing toys like they used to.
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-07-2006, 12:26 AM
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I knew it. You ARE related to Icky.
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For the love of Satan, Al. Give it up. I'm not related to Ixi.
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-07-2006, 12:28 AM
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Oh GOD, Sisters - have you ever heard of such foolishness? I think this Child has been Eating too many Candy Canes!
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It's 'foolish' that you believe a piece of wood can actually rewrite someone's DNA.
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-07-2006, 12:28 AM
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For the love of Satan, Al. Give it up.
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Satan and Hellion sitting in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-07-2006, 12:41 AM
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Satan and Hellion sitting in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
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Nah. It's more like me and Manson.
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-07-2006, 01:00 AM
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Nah. It's more like me and Manson.
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MANSON! What happened to Nick?
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-07-2006, 01:33 AM
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MANSON! What happened to Nick?
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Eh. We can have a threesome. That...would be...AWESOME!!!
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-07-2006, 02:46 AM
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Eh. We can have a threesome. That...would be...AWESOME!!!
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And a more UN-Holy Trinity than this is plain impossible to imagine - eh, Pastor Al?
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-07-2006, 02:48 AM
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Eh. We can have a threesome. That...would be...AWESOME!!!
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I don't believe Pastor Pistle is the least bit interested in a threesome with you and Ms. Manson, nor with Nick's friendly donkey.
Truly, your perversions know no bounds, girl! GET THEE TO CHURCH!
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Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List -
12-07-2006, 03:25 AM
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I don't believe Pastor Pistle is the least bit interested in a threesome with you and Ms. Manson, nor with Nick's friendly donkey.
Truly, your perversions know no bounds, girl! GET THEE TO CHURCH!
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