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CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
02-27-2009, 05:11 PM
When one thinks of Easter dinner one automatically thinks of double bacon wrapped pork loaf, honey baked ham and deviled eggs.
This year to be a little different instead of a best cake contest, I thought we'd have a best deviled egg contest!
This is my submission (aren't they adorable!)
The winner will receive this gorgeous Easter bonnet from Betty's Sue's Bonnet Barn located in the Glory Hole Shoppette.
Anyone caught trying to bribe Pastor Pistle with homemade pies, etc, this year will be immediately disqualified (you know who you are ).
GOOD LUCK!
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
02-27-2009, 06:29 PM
Simply precious!!!
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
02-27-2009, 06:43 PM
I'm very particular about my deviled eggs. I only like them the way mom made them. They must be made with real mayonnaise, not the low-fat stuff. If the filling is too hard it means you didn't use enough mayo. Please don't substitute chili powder or cayenne pepper for paprika. It makes a difference.
This year I am going to enter a secret recipe. I have no doubt that it will win first place. Be prepared.
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
02-27-2009, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I'm very particular about my deviled eggs. I only like them the way mom made them. They must be made with real mayonnaise, not the low-fat stuff. If the filling is too hard it means you didn't use enough mayo. Please don't substitute chili powder or cayenne pepper for paprika. It makes a difference.
This year I am going to enter a secret recipe. I have no doubt that it will win first place. Be prepared.
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Why do you want to win a bonnet???
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
02-28-2009, 12:17 AM
I don't want the bonnet, dummy, I want to hang out with the ladies!
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
02-28-2009, 12:21 AM
Brothers, I don't want to taint the jury here, but I've just got to tell you that sister Thumper brought over the most delicious plate of deviled eggs this pastor has ever had. I won't give away all of her secrets, but I'll tel you this much; that Baconnaise is truly a gift from God!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
02-28-2009, 12:22 AM
Damn@##@$%^@! Now I'm not entering.
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
02-28-2009, 08:30 AM
O Sabat O Age !!! Brother No bar, never give up! I'm sure you can find a way!!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-02-2009, 12:03 AM
why must all of you christians feast upon DEVILED eggs?
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-02-2009, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by OJohnathanEPennings3
why must all of you christians feast upon DEVILED eggs?
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They aren't really deviled, you fool! They just have a bit of paprika sprinkled on them. How many flies did it take to get your mother pregnant?
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-02-2009, 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
This is my submission (aren't they adorable!)
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I know they're sure to be truly delicious, Sister Thumper, but wouldn't we have to bite off their heads to eat them....like some pagan, "Heavy Metal" rock star?
And if the Landover children got too used to this practice, might they not go after the chickens in the yard?
I have a sense of foreboding.
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-02-2009, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
And if the Landover children got too used to this practice, might they not go after the chickens in the yard?
I have a sense of foreboding.
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Well, they could still be of use. Hold the contest at Brother Nobar's abode. His problems with the neighbor's poultry might just come to an end. I'm not saying to do this, of course. Just sort of thinking out loud...
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-02-2009, 01:05 PM
Oh! I'm going to enter my special recipe.
(hint)....The mayonaise blend has a tasty little extra. LARD!
I used to make them all the time for Mr. Roberts Uncle Rob. He really loved those deviled eggs. He said they were heavenly.
The poor dear is no doubt eating them in heaven now. He suffered a massive heart attack while finishing off the second dozen last Easter.
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-02-2009, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
I know they're sure to be truly delicious, Sister Thumper, but wouldn't we have to bite off their heads to eat them....like some pagan, "Heavy Metal" rock star?
And if the Landover children got too used to this practice, might they not go after the chickens in the yard?
I have a sense of foreboding.
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Those horrid little four-eyed devils are not fit for a TRUE CHRISTIAN™ table. They are like little 'Chuckie' eggs. One expects them to jump off the plate and attack at any second! For once I agree completely with Mistress Wolfbane.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-03-2009, 04:40 AM
I'm a bit leary about anything with the Devil's name in it. I think we might need to come up with a TC name for Deviled Eggs. Perhaps we can call them hard boiled eggs with the yoke all mixed up with mayonaisse and relish?
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-26-2009, 03:22 PM
I like mine the best so I WIN!!!!
How do you like the bonnet I picked out? I L VE it and can't wait to wear it to church on Sunday.
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-26-2009, 03:50 PM
Oooh, Deviled Eggers! Boneless Chicken Dinners!
Any lefovers?
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Anyone caught trying to bribe Pastor Pistle with homemade pies, etc, this year will be immediately disqualified (you know who you are ).
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Who squealed? And I didn't know the Christmas Eggnog was spiked (again) - Honest to JESUS!
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-31-2009, 02:31 AM
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Oooh, Deviled Eggers! Boneless Chicken Dinners!
Any lefovers?
Who squealed? And I didn't know the Christmas Eggnog was spiked (again) - Honest to JESUS!
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Sister, I do hope you're not still drinking the Eggnog . . .
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-26-2010, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I'm very particular about my deviled eggs. I only like them the way mom made them. They must be made with real mayonnaise, not the low-fat stuff. If the filling is too hard it means you didn't use enough mayo. Please don't substitute chili powder or cayenne pepper for paprika. It makes a difference.
This year I am going to enter a secret recipe. I have no doubt that it will win first place. Be prepared.
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Lawd, ain't you fussy!
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Re: CONTEST! Best Deviled Eggs -
03-26-2010, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
They must be made with real mayonnaise, not the low-fat stuff. If the filling is too hard it means you didn't use enough mayo.
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Amen to that Brother!
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