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Default Re: Flaggot here. - 04-21-2011, 09:13 PM

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Default Re: Flaggot here. - 04-21-2011, 09:19 PM

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Default Re: Flaggot here. - 04-21-2011, 09:26 PM

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Default Re: Flaggot here. - 04-21-2011, 11:42 PM

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Welcome friend! It is always wonderful to read the testimony of a disgusting drug addicted sodomite who wishes to surrender his soul to Jesus! Glory and praise to God! Dixon, I know what you are going through, You see, I myself was once an insatiable gay pervert who spent endless days and nights high on narcotics, receiving penis after penis into my mouth and rectum.

But those days are over! I am washed in the blood of the lamb, Christ has redeemed my once fetid and empty soul! And he can do the same for you Dixon, if you would only open yourself to him!

Also, trust me Dixon, nothing you have done would shock me. Please give us more of your testimony. Tell us the sordid depths to which you sank, and when you were active in the gay community in California. If you were in San Francisco in the early Nineties, there is an excellent chance that you may be one of the anonymous street hustlers that I had anal intercourse with.
I was only a teen in the early 90s. I was still on a decent path. Around 2004, maybe. I'm not sure as to whether I should share those horrid filth stories. I kinda want to keep them in my past. Sharing something so personal with people I'm not a member of seems odd to me. I want to feel free but I don't see how sharing my extravagant homo and hetero sex stories will help. If I was getting counseling from a church that I were a member of, then perhaps. But on an open public forum?


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Now don't get angry, I'm just the messenger here, but you sold your body to MEN, you had sex with MEN, that means you're a gay. But like the Professor said, you can be cured, you just need to go through an Ex-Gay© program.

But as of right now, God still considers you a homo.



I wish it was that easy Flaggot. If just wanting to be saved meant you were saved, Landover wouldn't need to exist. You can't just decide one day that you're not a drug addict fag, you have to earn salvation!

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you'll never be cured of the gay, but you're still on the road to salvation friend, and it's a long, hard road.



You lost me here. Who never mentioned what third party?
What I mean by 3rd party is that Jesus never said "no man cometh unto the Father, but by me... and a church establishment."

Churches exist to accomplish our first and foremost goal: Worship of God. Isn't that why we were created?

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I'm horrified! You consort openly with this sort of... of... thing?
Please don't. I know nothing of that website. Don't assume or fabricate, please.
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I was only a teen in the early 90s. I was still on a decent path. Around 2004, maybe. I'm not sure as to whether I should share those horrid filth stories. I kinda want to keep them in my past. Sharing something so personal with people I'm not a member of seems odd to me. I want to feel free but I don't see how sharing my extravagant homo and hetero sex stories will help. If I was getting counseling from a church that I were a member of, then perhaps. But on an open public forum?
Keeping the stories of the sins of your past to yourself only helps them fester like some spiritual canker, poisoning all that is good inside you. Dixon, I know that deep, deep inside you there is goodness. But you must cleanse yourself, you must free yourself of the demons of you debauched past!

And who better to unburden yourself to than a former sodomite? As I stated before, nothing you have done could be worse than the things I have seen, done, had done to me, done in me, done on me, or done in somebody else and then poured onto me. Trust me Dixon, once you have been the pivot man in three day, mescaline fueled, five man scat orgy, very little can shock you.

Consider me your counselor, you guide to becoming a True Christian™. You will feel infinitely better once you have loosed yourself of the chains of your sordid homosexual past! Glory!


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What I mean by 3rd party is that Jesus never said "no man cometh unto the Father, but by me... and a church establishment."

Churches exist to accomplish our first and foremost goal: Worship of God. Isn't that why we were created?

I'm feeling confused...
OK, let me try to make you understand. Now, I'm no Pastor, I'm just a humble airline pilot. But I am a saved True Christian™ and that counts for something. For instance, what Bible do you read from every night? If it isn't the KJV 1611, you might as well be reading the Book of Mormon or Harry Potter!

And which Independent Baptist Church are you a member of? Because if you're not an Independent Baptist KJV 1611 Bible Literalist, you're nothing but a false Christian. And if you're a false Christian, especially a gay false Christian, then you're still damned. Simple as that.




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Default I won't hold back.... - 04-22-2011, 12:44 AM

It all started when I lost my mother; No love for myself and no love for another... It was late 1998. I was hurting. My girlfriend tried to make me feel better. We both got drunk and she let me ride her raw dog. It was the first time I ever came in a girl. She did a neat trick and squirt it out from her honey pot. She then scooped it with her finger and licked it. From that point on out I knew I was a sex addict. I was so turned on I wanted more. Soon after she became pregnant. We had a shot gun wedding but didn;t mind: We for filled each others sex fantasies. 3 years passed and she was knocked up again. After our 2nd the sex became boring... She wasn't as into the filth porn star sex I craved. We tried a 3 some with another man for the first time, you know, spice it up a bit? I think I liked it more than her... This guy became a regular. We told our girls that he was an uncle helping us with paper work. One night we all got really smashed smoking coco puffs... He slipped his finger into my ass... I didn't mind. Soon after I was penetrating my wife and cuming into her mouth and she would snowball with him and then he with me. It felt normal for him to lick my ball sack while I was railing my wife. One day, after a long work week on site, I found a note. My wife left me for him. Everything was gone. My life went to hell. More drugs... More boos.Poor work performance lead to getting canned. I moved to San Francisco in 2003. That is where I met Fellito.

Waht a gay name, right? Fellito? But he was kind to me. He let me crash at his place. The drugs were free, the bed was warm. I felt safe. My first one on one with a man was with Fellito. He just jumped in the shower with me one day. He acted like it was normal. He started scrubbing my back.. then my butt... Then a soapy finger slipped into my brown eye. I didn't even flinch. I penetrated him... It felt like screwing a donut. After I busted, he walked out of the shower and left a $50 on the sink. I asked what that was for and he told me good service isn't free. That was his hook to get me to sell my body. 2 weeks later I was penetrated by a strap on from a dyke that just won a Marlon Brando look alike contest. It felt like she tickled my stomach with that HUGE dildo. I took any client. Man, woman.. 2, 3 ,4 men or women. Money was great. I had my regulars. 2 foot Johnnie was amazing. No girth but he was 17 inches... It felt like anal and deep throat at the same time. Ive been choked, hung from my nipples, rubber bands around my dick and balls. Cut scrotum, limp biscuit eater, snoballed with 3 guys... I would freebase my coke on a spoon that had sperm heated to the point of evaporation... I injected coke and sperm. I've sucked so many dicks I should change my name. I've touched more cock and balls than Haynes whittie tighties.

One night after a cock and meth binge, I was stumbling home from Knob Hill. There I found a tract. It taught me the Roman Road. It changed my life forever.


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Default Re: I won't hold back.... - 04-22-2011, 12:49 AM

I know that it's important for you guys to share this stuff, but I just want to let you know that we didn't do that kind of thing when I was young. It's really too bad that that bitch-whore led you down the path of temptation to such levels of despair and depravity.

I hope you're over all of that, now. If not, it'll get better with time.


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Default Re: Flaggot here. - 04-22-2011, 12:50 AM

That actually felt liberating...
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I call shenanigans on you Mr. Flaggot! Earlier, you said your first gay experience was in prison and that you "wanted to die". Now you claim to have slippery-sloped from MMF threeways into gay whoring! Now, which is it Dicks-in? Hmm!?!?




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It all started when I lost my mother; No love for myself and no love for another... It was late 1998. I was hurting. My girlfriend tried to make me feel better. We both got drunk and she let me have intercourse with her without a condom covering my penis. It was the first time I ever ejaculated in a girl. She did a neat trick and ejected my seed from her cooter. She then scooped it with her finger and licked it. From that point on out I knew I was a sex addict. I was so turned on I wanted more. Soon after she became pregnant. We had a shot gun wedding but didn;t mind: We for filled each others sex fantasies. 3 years passed and she became pregnant again. After our 2nd the sex became boring... She wasn't as into the depraved fornication I craved. We tried group sex with another man for the first time, you know, spice it up a bit? I think I liked it more than her... This guy became a regular. We told our girls that he was an uncle helping us with paper work. One night we all got really intoxicated smoking cigarettes laced with cocaine... He slipped his finger into my rectum... I didn't mind. Soon after I was penetrating my wife and ejaculating in her mouth and she would orally pass my seed into his mouth and then he with me. It felt normal for him to orally stimulate my scrotum while I was having intercourse with my wife. One day, after a long work week on site, I found a note. My wife left me for him. Everything was gone. My life went to hell. More drugs... More boos.Poor work performance lead to getting canned. I moved to San Francisco in 2003. That is where I met Fellito.

Waht a gay name, right? Fellito? But he was kind to me. He let me crash at his place. The drugs were free, the bed was warm. I felt safe. My first one on one with a man was with Fellito. He just jumped in the shower with me one day. He acted like it was normal. He started scrubbing my back.. then my backside... Then a soapy finger slipped into my rectum. I didn't even flinch. I penetrated him... It felt like sodomizing a donut. After I ejaculated, he walked out of the shower and left a $50 on the sink. I asked what that was for and he told me good service isn't free. That was his hook to get me to sell my body. 2 weeks later I was penetrated by a imitation penis by a masculine lesbian that just won a Marlon Brando look alike contest. It felt like she tickled my stomach with that imitation penis. I took any client. Man, woman.. 2, 3 ,4 men or women. Money was great. I had my regulars. 2 foot Johnnie was amazing. No girth but he was 17 inches... It felt like anal and intense oral penetration at the same time. Ive been choked, hung from my nipples, rubber bands around my penis and scrotum. Cut scrotum, consumed pastries covered with ejaculate , orally exchanged semen with 3 guys... I would freebase my cocaine on a spoon that had sperm heated to the point of evaporation... I injected cocaine and sperm. I've performed fellatio on so many occasions I should change my name. I've touched more penises and testicles than Haynes whittie tighties.

One night after a penis and methamphetamine binge, I was stumbling home from Knob Hill. There I found a tract. It taught me the Roman Road. It changed my life forever.
Thank you for sharing Dixon. However, there is no need to use vulgar slang. I took the liberty of editing your post with more clinical language. It took me quite some time, as I was unfamiliar with some of the colloquialisms that you had used. The practice of consuming semen soaked pastries certainly surprised me. In all my years as a practicing power bottom size queen homosexual, I had never participated in that particular act. It must be new.

Also, you need not tell us any more about one on one sex with your wife. As you were married, there was nothing ungodly about what went on between you and your wife in the bedroom. Of course, if you need to testify more about involving that other man in your marriage bed, we would need to hear about that, as God does not condone it if a man orally or manually stimulates another man, even if one or both men are simultaneously stimulating their own wives.

Now, as long as you are completely and utterly ready to cure yourself of your Sodomania, I am here for you, and so is Jesus. I have helped several men cure themselves of the mental disease of Sodomania that so many misguided souls choose to infect themselves with.


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Default Re: Flaggot here. - 04-22-2011, 04:02 AM

Wow, welcome to God's favorite forum, Flaggot! I too am a former meth addict, and I am sure it is only by the grace of God that my meth smoking never lead me into the kind of pole smoking you engaged in.

I know the politically correct thing is to describe oneself as a "recovering addict," but the fact of the matter is that I am purified in Christ. I would no more describe myself as a recovering addict than I'd call Professor Bessemer a recovering homosexual.

Thanks to Jesus, I am an ex-druggie, and he is an ex-fag.

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Default Re: I won't hold back.... - 04-22-2011, 04:11 AM

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Good Lord, seriously? I'm about to gouge my eyes out as I cannot un-see what I've just read!!! Why, WHY would you abuse innocent pastries?? Good God man, there are starving white children in Appalacia!!!!!!
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Default Re: I won't hold back.... - 04-22-2011, 06:35 AM

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It all started when I lost my mother; No love for myself and no love for another... It was late 1998. I was hurting. My girlfriend tried to make me feel better. We both got drunk and she let me ride her raw dog. It was the first time I ever came in a girl. She did a neat trick and squirt it out from her honey pot. She then scooped it with her finger and licked it. From that point on out I knew I was a sex addict. I was so turned on I wanted more. Soon after she became pregnant. We had a shot gun wedding but didn;t mind: We for filled each others sex fantasies. 3 years passed and she was knocked up again. After our 2nd the sex became boring... She wasn't as into the filth porn star sex I craved. We tried a 3 some with another man for the first time, you know, spice it up a bit? I think I liked it more than her... This guy became a regular. We told our girls that he was an uncle helping us with paper work. One night we all got really smashed smoking coco puffs... He slipped his finger into my ass... I didn't mind. Soon after I was penetrating my wife and cuming into her mouth and she would snowball with him and then he with me. It felt normal for him to lick my ball sack while I was railing my wife. One day, after a long work week on site, I found a note. My wife left me for him. Everything was gone. My life went to hell. More drugs... More boos.Poor work performance lead to getting canned. I moved to San Francisco in 2003. That is where I met Fellito.

Waht a gay name, right? Fellito? But he was kind to me. He let me crash at his place. The drugs were free, the bed was warm. I felt safe. My first one on one with a man was with Fellito. He just jumped in the shower with me one day. He acted like it was normal. He started scrubbing my back.. then my butt... Then a soapy finger slipped into my brown eye. I didn't even flinch. I penetrated him... It felt like screwing a donut. After I busted, he walked out of the shower and left a $50 on the sink. I asked what that was for and he told me good service isn't free. That was his hook to get me to sell my body. 2 weeks later I was penetrated by a strap on from a dyke that just won a Marlon Brando look alike contest. It felt like she tickled my stomach with that HUGE dildo. I took any client. Man, woman.. 2, 3 ,4 men or women. Money was great. I had my regulars. 2 foot Johnnie was amazing. No girth but he was 17 inches... It felt like anal and deep throat at the same time. Ive been choked, hung from my nipples, rubber bands around my dick and balls. Cut scrotum, limp biscuit eater, snoballed with 3 guys... I would freebase my coke on a spoon that had sperm heated to the point of evaporation... I injected coke and sperm. I've sucked so many dicks I should change my name. I've touched more cock and balls than Haynes whittie tighties.

One night after a cock and meth binge, I was stumbling home from Knob Hill. There I found a tract. It taught me the Roman Road. It changed my life forever.


Hey, we've all been there man.

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Default Re: Flaggot here. - 04-22-2011, 06:38 AM

with a name like Jack O'Fagan, I'd bet you have...
(jack off again?)


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Default Re: Flaggot here. - 04-22-2011, 06:51 AM

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with a name like Jack O'Fagan, I'd bet you have...
(jack off again?)
Good grief, man, get your mind out of the gutter.



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Default Re: Flaggot here. - 04-22-2011, 06:57 AM

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with a name like Jack O'Fagan, I'd bet you have...
(jack off again?)
WHAT!!! How dare you?? In all my years nobody has ever said that to me. You are the first person who is so low with their head in the gutter to be able to see that in my name. O'fagan is an honourable name. I believe the term 'JACK OFF' is term used in the states to describe somebody like you but it means nothing in England. This is a Christian forum you will not find anybody using sexual terms so please respect that. Now go back home little boy, your mother's teat is waiting.

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Default Re: Flaggot here. - 04-22-2011, 07:00 AM

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WHAT!!! How dare you?? In all my years nobody has ever said that to me. You are the first person who is so low with their head in the gutter to be able to see that in my name. O'fagan is an honourable name. I believe the term 'JACK OFF' is term used in the states to describe somebody like you but it means nothing in England. This is a Christian forum you will not find anybody using sexual terms so please respect that. Now go back home little boy, your mother's teat is waiting.

Jack O'fagan
you guys are hipocrytes. the OP's username is flaggot and you talk about how much it sounds like faggot, yet when i call you out on having possibly the most homosexual name ive ever heard (besides Barack Obama of course), you flip.


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you guys are hipocrytes. the OP's username is flaggot and you talk about how much it sounds like faggot, yet when i call you out on having possibly the most homosexual name ive ever heard (besides Barack Obama of course), you flip.
Why are you calling Brother O'Fagan a Philippine?

Do you hate Asian people, friend? Also, why are you getting into this discussion? Are you a sodomite enabler?
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Default Re: Flaggot here. - 04-22-2011, 07:10 AM

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you guys are hipocrytes. the OP's username is flaggot and you talk about how much it sounds like faggot, yet when i call you out on having possibly the most homosexual name ive ever heard (besides Barack Obama of course), you flip.
Perhaps it's time for you to take an objective look at yourself, young man.

The mere fact that you could somehow derive a sexual act out of an innocent and proud name like O'fagan reveals more about you and your demonic psycho-sexual problems than you should probably reveal on a public site.

My advice to you is to COMPLETELY immerse yourself in the Bible until you stop seeing perversion in every grand old family name.

I'll pray for you.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth


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