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Default Re: Hello - 05-10-2007, 04:51 PM

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Wait just a moment.
You're honestly saying that at the age of FIFTEEN, a minor, you were permitted to go through gender reassignment surgery???
You must have very rich, indulgent parents if you are telling the truth.
The nasty Germans have even permitted a twelve-year-old to go trough gender reassignment surgery:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...462516,00.html


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Default Re: Hello - 05-10-2007, 04:54 PM

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The nasty Germans have even permitted a twelve-year-old to go trough gender reassignment surgery:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...462516,00.html
Mistakes in God's Factory???
These europeans can't even report news without blaspheming!


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Default Re: Hello - 05-10-2007, 09:38 PM

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The nasty Germans have even permitted a twelve-year-old to go trough gender reassignment surgery:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...462516,00.html

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Yep. I will give everything to be happy. which means im not a boy anymore.
Why would you want to be a Female?

It's not like you'd have a guaranteed place in Heaven or anything!!



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Default Re: Hello - 05-10-2007, 10:19 PM

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Why would you want to be a Female?

It's not like you'd have a guaranteed place in Heaven or anything!!
Uhhh, because i have a female brain. and im not allowed to be feminine at all, ever. and i hate it. and if i cant do something about it soon. i'll most likely end up killing myself, especially if all my friends moved away.
And being female is much better anyways. you have a much less restricted life.
Its horribly difficult to explain why...


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Default Re: Hello - 05-10-2007, 10:23 PM

Son, please repent and find JESUS right away. Your kind is an abmination. JESUS finds it disgusting.

Take hold of your manberries, man-up and be the man that GOD made you to be and not this depraved pervert.

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Default Re: Hello - 05-10-2007, 10:28 PM

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Son, please repent and find JESUS right away. Your kind is an abmination. JESUS finds it disgusting.

Take hold of your manberries, man-up and be the man that GOD made you to be and not this depraved pervert.

Your very life depends on it!

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Uhhh, because i have a female brain. and im not allowed to be feminine at all, ever. and i hate it. and if i cant do something about it soon. i'll most likely end up killing myself, especially if all my friends moved away.
And being female is much better anyways. you have a much less restricted life.
Its horribly difficult to explain why...
A Female Brain eh?
Have you tried Electro-convulsive Therapy?
It sometimes helps with Homers if you stand them in water at the same time.

It doesn't cure them but it makes me hate them a teeny bit less.



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Uhhh, because i have a female brain. and im not allowed to be feminine at all, ever. and i hate it. and if i cant do something about it soon. i'll most likely end up killing myself, especially if all my friends moved away.
And being female is much better anyways. you have a much less restricted life.
Its horribly difficult to explain why...
Have you visited a psychiatrist yet?
Such conditions are often caused by childhood traumas.
You have to get the answers right, it will be to late to change your mind after your tallywacker's been cut off.
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Default Re: Hello - 05-10-2007, 10:36 PM

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Have you visited a psychiatrist yet?
Such conditions are often caused by childhood traumas.
You have to get the answers right, it will be to late to change your mind after your tallywacker's been cut off.
And of course, it will be to late for an eternal life with Jesus.
Actually I have. He said there is a very good chance that this is gender dysphoria. Not childhood trauma. I did have some, but i'm over it...and besides
my trauma isnt really related to this at all. I just had an ass for a dad, and a (kinda) druggie mom. I love them both, but it didnt make my life easy...


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Actually I have. He said there is a very good chance that this is gender dysphoria. Not childhood trauma. I did have some, but i'm over it...and besides
my trauma isnt really related to this at all. I just had an ass for a dad, and a (kinda) druggie mom. I love them both, but it didnt make my life easy...
Yes, the lack of a prober Bible-believing baptist father often results in freaks like you...not that I think you're a freak.


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Actually I have. He said there is a very good chance that this is gender dysphoria. Not childhood trauma. I did have some, but i'm over it...and besides
my trauma isnt really related to this at all. I just had an ass for a dad, and a (kinda) druggie mom. I love them both, but it didnt make my life easy...
So why are you here?

Do you wish to gain acceptance and be told that the Bible says that going against God's wishes (that you be male) is OK? You won't find that here.

No Christian who actually follows God's Word -- let's face it, that's the only way we can know Him -- will tell you chopping off your tallywhacker and dressing as a girl is OK. Only False Christians, the sort who make up Bible quotes, or who pick out parts they like and ignore the rest, will say that.

Have you, by any chance, considered the role of women, in God's eyes? We have a little 10-question Bible quiz which can open your eyes to God's plan for women, and see if that's what you REALLY want!

It's right here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...leofwomen.html

After answering the multiple-choice questions, you can click the bottom at the end and get the correct answers.

When I was first Saved, I used Landover's quizzes -- they were part of a correspondence course at the time, as the Internet wasn't so well-developed -- as a study guide. I have no doubt you'll find them ever so useful!
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Actually I have. He said there is a very good chance that this is gender dysphoria. Not childhood trauma. I did have some, but i'm over it...and besides
my trauma isnt really related to this at all. I just had an ass for a dad, and a (kinda) druggie mom. I love them both, but it didnt make my life easy...
Those shrinks are nothing but money-grubbing joos who will say anything to convince you that you are a victim of some kind so they can bleed money out of you for years. They'll make you think that you want to rape your mother and kill your father and never do they mention the love of Jesus. It never ceases to amaze me that folks get suckered in by these lying perverts.

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So why are you here?

Do you wish to gain acceptance and be told that the Bible says that going against God's wishes (that you be male) is OK? You won't find that here.

No Christian who actually follows God's Word -- let's face it, that's the only way we can know Him -- will tell you chopping off your tallywhacker and dressing as a girl is OK. Only False Christians, the sort who make up Bible quotes, or who pick out parts they like and ignore the rest, will say that.

Have you, by any chance, considered the role of women, in God's eyes? We have a little 10-question Bible quiz which can open your eyes to God's plan for women, and see if that's what you REALLY want!

It's right here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...leofwomen.html

After answering the multiple-choice questions, you can click the bottom at the end and get the correct answers.

When I was first Saved, I used Landover's quizzes -- they were part of a correspondence course at the time, as the Internet wasn't so well-developed -- as a study guide. I have no doubt you'll find them ever so useful!
That quiz is evil. evil, evil evil. My god and goddess would never EVER do that, put men before women. Thats wrong and evil. When Hillary wins president, i will be very very glad. Women are just as good as men


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That quiz is evil. evil, evil evil. My god and goddess would never EVER do that, put men before women. Thats wrong and evil. When Hillary wins president, i will be very very glad. Women are just as good as men
Listen, God is not gender-confused. He is a man and damn proud of it. If you don't like Lord's manhood, join the Anglicans.


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Default Re: Hello - 05-10-2007, 11:40 PM

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That quiz is evil. evil, evil evil. My god and goddess would never EVER do that, put men before women. Thats wrong and evil. When Hillary wins president, i will be very very glad. Women are just as good as men
There is nothing "evil" about the quiz.

The quiz simply asks questions about God's Will, as described in His Holy Word, and provides accurate answers. How can that be evil?

Imagining a 'god and goddess" who are just what you want them to be is fine and dandy, but that doesn't make them real. What evidence do you have that they're real? "Somebody" told you? You read it in "a book", probably Teen Witch?

You also did not address my question, why are you here? For what purpose? You surely can't be expecting positive reinforcement for your EVIL, anti-God choices and lifestyle!
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Default Re: Hello - 05-11-2007, 12:04 AM

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That quiz is evil. evil, evil evil. My god and goddess would never EVER do that, put men before women. Thats wrong and evil. When Hillary wins president, i will be very very glad. Women are just as good as men
Listen demoness, I've had just about enough of your hateful rantings and ravings in this Godly forum. God cursed women forever, and nigras too, and its in the Holy Bible for all to see, and that is that. You can throw all the tantrums you like, make up all the imaginary sky daddies and sky mommies you like, and spit on Jesus all you like, but the end result will be the same. You are going to be sent straight to hellfire, where your inane babbling will be mercifully drowned out by the bone chilling screams of your fellow haters drowning in a sea of scalding bile.

Can't you accept Jesus' love?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello - 05-11-2007, 12:38 AM

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Listen demoness, I've had just about enough of your hateful rantings and ravings in this Godly forum. God cursed women forever, and nigras too, and its in the Holy Bible for all to see, and that is that. You can throw all the tantrums you like, make up all the imaginary sky daddies and sky mommies you like, and spit on Jesus all you like, but the end result will be the same. You are going to be sent straight to hellfire, where your inane babbling will be mercifully drowned out by the bone chilling screams of your fellow haters drowning in a sea of scalding bile.

Can't you accept Jesus' love?
I'm not being hateful, and im not ranting. I do not spit on Jesus. I respect him greatly. And i can get though hell, i have the love of my friends who will be joining me (if it even exists) to get me through it.
I know Jesus loves me, as he said he loved everyone, no matter who they were or what they did.


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