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05-30-2016, 04:32 AM
I said MOST of the actors, not all of them.
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Re: Sex Drugs and Harry Potter!!! -
05-30-2016, 04:47 AM
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I said MOST of the actors, not all of them.
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No, you said "many" which is a weasel way of saying nothing at all.
Try to use definitive words like "all" or "none" and you won't look like such an illiterate jackass.
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05-30-2016, 12:26 PM
I know for a fact that Daniel, Rupert, and Emma (the 3 main child actors in this movie) are pretty good now. They still sin, but doesn't everybody? (Romans 3:23 KJV) I did make a mistake with the most/many debate, sorry about that, I make mistakes a lot (again so does everyone:laugh
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Re: Sex Drugs and Harry Potter!!! -
05-30-2016, 02:28 PM
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I know for a fact that Daniel, Rupert, and Emma (the 3 main child actors in this movie) are pretty good now. They still sin, but doesn't everybody? (Romans 3:23 KJV) I did make a mistake with the most/many debate, sorry about that, I make mistakes a lot (again so does everyone:laugh
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Of course you make, Darling!
Here's one more mistake regarding Mr. Radcliffe. He is not "pretty good". His personal testimony reveals many horrors that you have neglected.
He is an unbeliever:
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I’m an atheist, but I’m very relaxed about it. I don’t preach my atheism, but I have a huge amount of respect for people like Richard Dawkins... Anything he does on television, I will watch.
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Thus, by definition, Mr. Radcliffe is incapable of doing anything good, which explains the inferior quality of the Harlot Potter movies.
Psalms 14:1
(To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
What does he do then as a fool and an evil-doer? Let us see. Of course! He does a film that depicts sodomite necrophilia! I attach the following clip only to show you how gullible you are. The same aspect of your character presumably prevents you from seeing the true nature of your Catholic Cult and its leader Frances.
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Daniel Radcliffe plays a farting corpse that Paul Dano rides across the ocean like a jet-ski, propelled by the power of Radcliffe’s post-mortem flatulence. This is also a movie where Dano and Radcliffe make out underwater while Dano is dressed like Mary Elizabeth Winstead, a movie where Radcliffe pukes up buckets of water that Dano eagerly swigs, and a movie where Radcliffe stares at a musty Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and then grows a stiff and mighty [vulgarism depicting the aroused state of a young male youth removed for our women and children], which Dano then uses as a compass to point the way back to civilization.
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What does the Bible tell us about fornicating with the undead? Not much but enough!
Matthew 22:30
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
I could go on with these other two thespians which whom you are apparently on first name terms but this is enough depravity for Jesus's Favorite Discussion Board!
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05-30-2016, 03:51 PM
Ok then, pray for him. Don't treat him like a pile of garbage, you should pray for him instead. A Christian should be Christ-like
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05-30-2016, 03:56 PM
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Ok then, pray for him. Don't treat him like a pile of garbage, you should pray for him instead. A Christian should be Christ-like
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Don't be silly. Christ Himself told us not to waste our breath on the ungrateful (Matthew 7:6).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Sex Drugs and Harry Potter!!! -
05-30-2016, 06:56 PM
Well the last time I checked, Daniel Radcliffe isn't a dog or a pig.
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05-31-2016, 12:02 AM
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Well the last time I checked, Daniel Radcliffe isn't a dog or a pig.
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I assure you I own a pig named Daniel Radcliffe. We will kill and eat Daniel Radcliffe in a few months. But none of that is really important.
What is important here is that you stop talking about my pig and start studying God's Holy Bible. It mentions pigs as well (Leviticus 11:7) and also teaches you how to achieve eternal happiness in Heaven. That is like eating freshly baked bacon, but for all eternity.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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05-31-2016, 12:26 AM
I was talking about a different person. You know, the dude we were just talking about?
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05-31-2016, 04:43 AM
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I was talking about a different person. You know, the dude we were just talking about?
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I think you'd feel better if you stopped gossiping about people and talked about Jesus instead.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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06-14-2016, 02:47 AM
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Yet more damning evidence. If only I had these indisputable facts when I made the following public service video...
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That PSA is amazing, I love how you spent all that time and money on that wonderful CGI software (usually being wasted by the Wilt Dosney company) on saving many souls. You must have hired a huge professional animation team for that video! Can you make one against gay people next?
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Re: Sex Drugs and Harry Potter!!! -
06-14-2016, 02:59 AM
Harry potter has nothing to do with drug use. If Harry potter had never been around I bet you the world's teenage pregnancy rate and drug use would still be the same. We Christians shouldn't be so quick to judge without all the facts. It is site's like this that is destroying our religion. We need to change our views or else our religion as whole will go down the drain. People have been using drugs for hundreds to thousands of years. Most drugs didn't become illegal till the 20th century. Their was a time when heroine, opium, and other drugs were legal across the world. Especially in the USA.
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06-14-2016, 03:05 AM
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Harry potter has nothing to do with drug use. If Harry potter had never been around I bet you the world's teenage pregnancy rate and drug use would still be the same. We Christians shouldn't be so quick to judge without all the facts. It is site's like this that is destroying our religion. We need to change our views or else our religion as whole will go down the drain. People have been using drugs for hundreds to thousands of years. Most drugs didn't become illegal till the 20th century. Their was a time when heroine, opium, and other drugs were legal across the world. Especially in the USA.
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Then explain why they drink butterBEER and go through secret passageways in BARS. At least 75% of the characters are drunk according to recent study.
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06-14-2016, 08:59 AM
Apparently, many of the homersexrual activists that recruit young children to the homersexural lifestyle through the so-called Harry Potter theme park "rides" in Orlando were involved in the ISIS terror attack in that city.
http://www.etonline.com/news/190897_...t_stop_crying/
The disgusting woman who began the Harry Potter terrorism/homosexural recruiting trend, J.K. Rowling, mourned her fallen collaborators on her radical Islamahomo Jihad recruitment page.
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“Luis Vielma worked on the Harry Potter ride at Universal. He was 22 years old. I can’t stop crying. #Orlando,” Rowling tweeted, along with a photo of Luis wearing his employee uniform, which featured a Gryffindor tie, and flashing a thumbs up.
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Face it folks, we're fighting a multi-pronged, multi-front, guerrilla war against throngs of immoral maniacs that hate us for our freedoms, our provocative television miniseries, our hairstyles, and our centuries of ill treatment toward them. The only way to get out in front of this is to act quickly and rationally-- by banning Muslims from our shores, rounding them up Mexicans in concentration camps, arresting Harry Potter readers, taking up military arms against leftist Democrats, and spreading disease in minority and homersexural communities. If necessary, we will torture them all to death while their families watch in horror, and then pile up the millions of bodies like cordwood to be burned in industrial scale furnaces. THEN, and only then, can we turn our attention to our enemies abroad.
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06-14-2016, 04:52 PM
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Apparently, many of the homersexrual activists that recruit young children to the homersexural lifestyle through the so-called Harry Potter theme park "rides" in Orlando were involved in the ISIS terror attack in that city.
http://www.etonline.com/news/190897_...t_stop_crying/
The disgusting woman who began the Harry Potter terrorism/homosexural recruiting trend, J.K. Rowling, mourned her fallen collaborators on her radical Islamahomo Jihad recruitment page.
Face it folks, we're fighting a multi-pronged, multi-front, guerrilla war against throngs of immoral maniacs that hate us for our freedoms, our provocative television miniseries, our hairstyles, and our centuries of ill treatment toward them. The only way to get out in front of this is to act quickly and rationally-- by banning Muslims from our shores, rounding them up Mexicans in concentration camps, arresting Harry Potter readers, taking up military arms against leftist Democrats, and spreading disease in minority and homersexural communities. If necessary, we will torture them all to death while their families watch in horror, and then pile up the millions of bodies like cordwood to be burned in industrial scale furnaces. THEN, and only then, can we turn our attention to our enemies abroad.
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Sir all Muslims shouldn't be banned from our shores their are some of them who aren't terrorist, some of them are good hard working people who are trying to make a better life for themselves. This kind of ignorance is like saying everyone from Georgia is a redneck. We shouldn't put Mexicans in concentration camp's. They are trying to support by their families by coming here to make money. When I was growing up in Georgia I did a lot of farm work and I worked with many Mexicans some legal, some illegal. I never questioned them because they were here doing good by sending their hard earned money to their families who needed it. In Mexico life is hard for them, their are many of them starving and dying of thirst. Arresting Harry potter readers would make you a hypocrite because they have a right to read those books and any other books they choose. You are basically hating them for their right to read Harry potter. Also this notion that Harry potter is recruiting terrorist and homosexuals is ridiculous. Also how do you expect to get in to the doors of heaven by being so cruel and hateful. The good Lord will never let you in if you tortured anyone while making their families and then proceed to murder millions of people so you can burn their bodies in a furnace. Also sir as a solider myself I know the military would never help. All of us soliders took an oath to defend the constitution, the country of America and all of its citizens. If thisc we're to happen I guarantee you that we soliders would point the military arms at you and your radical terrorist ways. You would be no better then people like Hitler or Osama bin laden
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06-14-2016, 05:13 PM
Tell me would ban the Muslims who were born in the U.S.A and who recognise it as their home or the Muslim American's who joined our military and fought against in their own people in the name is United States Of America.
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06-14-2016, 05:31 PM
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Tell me would ban the Muslims who were born in the U.S.A and who recognise it as their home or the Muslim American's who joined our military and fought against in their own people in the name is United States Of America.
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Tell me... what that means in English. Or American. Or French or Spanish, even. I'm multilingual, but you gotta come part way, at least.
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06-14-2016, 06:10 PM
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Tell me... what that means in English. Or American. Or French or Spanish, even. I'm multilingual, but you gotta come part way, at least.
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what does language have to do with trying to ban all muslims in the USA. Their are many Muslim American soliders who died for your freedom and you Christians betray them all even though their are many still serving in military today.
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06-14-2016, 06:30 PM
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what does language have to do with trying to ban all muslims in the USA...
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Language has to do with being understood, and you're failing. Try using the "Preview Post" button under the reply window to catch grammatical and spelling errors, so others don't have to rely on their decoder rings to parse your gibberish.
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...There are many Muslim American soldiers who died for your freedom and you Christians betray them all even though there are many still serving in military today.
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I'm not Christian or American, thanks for assuming.
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06-14-2016, 06:49 PM
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I'm not Christian or American, thanks for assuming.
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That explains a lot.
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