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LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
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10-31-2006, 10:44 AM
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Actually, the pull it out of amber. It'd be weird to pull amber out of one's behind. I'm not sure it's physically possible.
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why are you doubtin them possibililitys? you pull every one of your posts outta your butts!
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Re: Secular Science Lies -
10-31-2006, 10:47 AM
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Actually, the pull it out of amber. It'd be weird to pull amber out of one's behind. I'm not sure it's physically possible.
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Try some flapjacks with pine sap syrup. Your gay caballero pals will have to conga-line to the hospital.
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Re: Secular Science Lies -
10-31-2006, 10:48 AM
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Actually, the pull it out of amber. It'd be weird to pull amber out of one's behind. I'm not sure it's physically possible.
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I don't want to know what you've pulled out of your behind, homer.
Sweet Lord Jesus pukes at your homerism.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Secular Science Lies -
10-31-2006, 11:11 AM
Something smells fishy.....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Secular Science Lies -
10-31-2006, 11:48 AM
I believe that SATAN has sent Mikey, in the form of a demon, back to earth to prowl the Interweb and pander for the AntiChrist.
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10-31-2006, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Hunting for Truth
Actually, the pull it out of amber. It'd be weird to pull amber out of one's behind. I'm not sure it's physically possible.
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Spare us the details of the latest homer perversion.
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Here's a good one: Some egghead monkey worshiping jew professor is claiming he found a bee that's older than the earth!
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It gets even sillier, Pastor. According to this:
unsaved liberal MSM "news" source
scientists have found a lamprey fossil from 360 million years ago, or about 60,000 times as old as the universe. What's more, they say it shows that lampreys have hardly evolved in all that time. So which is it, monkey-worshipers: do life forms evolve, or not?
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