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The Issue of My Wife -
11-09-2008, 10:02 PM
As it is written in Leviticus 15:19:
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19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
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I have placed a Tough Shed™ at the rear of the lot of my home for this purpose. It is furnished with a folding cot, a wash basin and pitcher, and a bucket.
My question is regarding Winter. As I live in a somewhat cold part of the country, near the Canadian border, I wonder if some sort of heating appliance should be installed in the shed. I can find no scriptural reference that would require it, but my wife sometimes asks, politely, if such a thing is possible.
I hand myself over to the wisdom of the elders of this forum in this matter.
My favorite verses: II Kings 2:23,24
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Re: The Issue of My Wife -
11-09-2008, 11:04 PM
Are you some kind of heartless fool? Of course she needs heat. You don't really have a wife, do you?
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Re: The Issue of My Wife -
11-09-2008, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by BalthazarSpartacus
As it is written in Leviticus 15:19:
I have placed a Tough Shed™ at the rear of the lot of my home for this purpose. It is furnished with a folding cot, a wash basin and pitcher, and a bucket.
My question is regarding Winter. As I live in a somewhat cold part of the country, near the Canadian border, I wonder if some sort of heating appliance should be installed in the shed. I can find no scriptural reference that would require it, but my wife sometimes asks, politely, if such a thing is possible.
I hand myself over to the wisdom of the elders of this forum in this matter.
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Mr. BS, I strongly urge you to come clean. Jesus sees through your subterfuge. No True Christian™ Man would worry over such things.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Issue of My Wife -
11-10-2008, 01:04 AM
Thank you. Certainly, I thought heat was necessary, but I needed some affirmation of that. Sometimes scripture can be difficult to interpret, and wiser heads can clarify things.
My favorite verses: II Kings 2:23,24
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Re: The Issue of My Wife -
11-10-2008, 01:07 AM
I am very sorry that you think that. Asking questions about things helps me understand what I should do. I am very new at this, so I sometimes make mistakes in understanding the Word. I appreciate the help I am finding here and hope I will be able to prove my sincerity in time.
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Re: The Issue of My Wife -
11-10-2008, 02:00 AM
Pastor Ezekiel,
I mean no disrespect in this place. I am still a stranger here. Given time, I will learn the ways and make fewer errors.
As it is written in Job 19:
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2 How long will ye vex my soul, and break me in pieces with words?
3 These ten times have ye reproached me: ye are not ashamed that ye make yourselves strange to me.
4 And be it indeed that I have erred, mine error remaineth with myself.
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Is it not written in Leviticus 19?:
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33 And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.
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Please be patient with me and I will adjust to the standards of this place, for I believe there is truth to be found here.
My favorite verses: II Kings 2:23,24
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