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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-11-2017, 07:24 PM
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I will pray for you all so that you can see just how close minded you guys are, may God shed light into your hearts...
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Instead of wasting your breath, why not read the Bible to see what it really says?
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-11-2017, 10:08 PM
In case you didn't catch that, that was sarcasm....
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-12-2017, 12:38 PM
First, an update. Mother called to tell me that Dad is doing fine and is responding well to his "new treatment."
New.
That means something came about RECENTLY that hadn't been tried before. Something that was probably the result of prayer. Anyone want to confess about praying other than how I directed?
So obviously this is God's will and I accept His sovereignty and omniscience. Glory to Your Name, Lord. <sigh>
And to the unsaved trash who dares to question the motives of a Child of the King: Poof! Be off with you. I would like nothing more than to see you repent of your haughty uppity vanity, but it appears you have a reprobate mind. Lesbianism is your next step, I'm afraid.
And on that topic, one does not "commit" homosexuality. One "chooses" homosexuality, then "commits" homosexual acts. While I cannot fathom why a man would choose such a dreadful and despicable lifestyle - one that is fraught with death and warts and bad teeth due to the acid found in the male fluid of procreation - I can, at least, appreciate (as Brother Jim Farmer and I learned in South America) their dedication to excellence while performing abominable abuses on one another.
It appears you have chosen to leave our fellowship, Starburster or whatever your name was. I shall pray for you and then shake the dust off my feet. Know, however, that my prayers are powerful and effective, and you will be under the watchful gaze of Jesus from this point. His Spirit will draw you to Him, and you WILL find yourself on your knees, begging forgiveness. It might be soon or it might be too late - but it will happen. I hope you choose the timeframe wisely.
As a certified equine gnathologist and future Ph.D. in creation science, I happen to know that the Glorious Appearing of our Savior will not be pleasant for those whose names are not written in His Book of Life. You might want to see if the Lord will scribble yours in there pretty soon.
COME, LORD JESUS! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry
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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-12-2017, 01:44 PM
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Then i read a post with people agreeing that its ok for your daughter to get raped? Women are not dispensable tools to be used and thrown away.
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It is in no way 'ok' for your daughter to get raped. It has significant implications when it come to getting her married which may adversely affect the dowery her father receives. This is why the raper should do the responsible thing and marry her: imagine the insult to her father if he did not
Even more significantly Deuteronomy 22:23-24 is very clear that both the raper and the rapee are to be put to death if the woman is raped with a city and this obviously renders the father no financial recourse, whatsoever (I'm sure you can agree, this IS a serious matter).
Not exactly fair, would you not agree?
As the father is due fair recompense if one of his girls is raped (Deuteronomy 22:28-29) the fact that his daughter was raped and possibly justly killed (see above) he is down a significant amount of monies.
So you see rape is serious financial matter.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-13-2017, 09:00 AM
LOL how dare I? How dare you, who the heck are you to say God will look down upon me with his vengeful gaze for what? For questioning you, a mere mortal? Listen pal, I would not even care if you were a king, you aren't God, I bow to noone but God. Lesbian? you're proababy gay and in disguise for calling me that hahahaha. Where the H did that come from? Awww are you insecure about your sexuality?
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-13-2017, 09:07 AM
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LOL how dare I? How dare you, who the heck are you to say God will look down upon me with his vengeful gaze for what? For questioning you, a mere mortal? Listen pal, I would not even care if you were a king, you aren't God, I bow to noone but God. Lesbian? you're proababy gay and in disguise for calling me that hahahaha. Where the H did that come from? Awww are you insecure about your sexuality?
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-13-2017, 10:55 AM
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I changed my mind, I don't want to be apart of this website. Why are you bringing irrelevant nonsense such as a pastor who committed homosexuality? How dare you tell me what I meant to say, you don't know my heart, only God knows my heart. And whoever labeled me as "unsaved trash" is really rude. I wonder what God thinks about that, I thought we were not suppose to judge others. How do I delete my account so I can stop being around such mean people?
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Young man, no profiles are ever deleted. Your hateful posts, spitting in the very crying face of the Baby Jesus will be here until He returns as proof of the persecution True Christians™ face from atheist wiccans such as yourself.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Would it be so hard to let go of your anger and bizarre fixation with the homersexualisticalism?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-13-2017, 03:20 PM
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Young man, no profiles are ever deleted. Your hateful posts, spitting in the very crying face of the Baby Jesus will be here until He returns as proof of the persecution True Christians™ face from atheist wiccans such as yourself.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Would it be so hard to let go of your anger and bizarre fixation with the homersexualisticalism?
YIC
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1. I'm not a young man
2. I'm not an atheist or a Wiccan
3.God has been good to me and always listens to my prayers I have been blessed a magnitude of times.
4. I attacked brother Larry because he said I was going to feel the wrath of God, who is he to call upon that judgement and who are you? Not debating anything I'm just defend myself .
5. I'm not unsaved or trash every life is precious in the eyes of God.
You guys are plain rude. Christians are supposed to be welcoming and want to help others find God, not say that unsaved people are going to face eternal Damnation. Christians are supposed to want better for others. You think God is happy when his children sin or walk with the devil? He wants as many people to be saved as possible.
I rebuke you and what your saying in the name of Christ!
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-13-2017, 03:56 PM
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I rebuke you and what your saying in the name of Christ!
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There is so very much that I could take issue with in your post--- so very, very much.
I will simply state this one point.
Rebuking us in the name of Christ is useless. We are True Christians™ who know the Bible backwards and forwards. Armed with this Truth™, we have no fear of your imaginary relationship with the fluffy bunny Christ that exists only in your mind.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-13-2017, 04:19 PM
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5. I'm not unsaved or trash every life is precious in the eyes of God.
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That's interesting. By that logic, Jesus is throwing these "precious lives" into the fiery pits of Hell because they don't believe His story. These are thought crimes essentially, and punishment lasts for eternity. If these souls are so precious, you'd think Jesus would be all torn up about it and, I don't know, being omnipotent and all, He'd do something about that. But He doesn't. He not only doesn't close down the entrance to the pit of Hell, He warns people that most of them are going (Matthew 7:21; Matthew 5:17; 19)! Furthermore, He shows us He has absolutely no ethical qualms about this (Luke 16:19-31). How, pray tell, do you get the idea that every life is precious in His eyes without resorting to identifying Him as a Sociopath?
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You guys are plain rude. Christians are supposed to be welcoming and want to help others find God, not say that unsaved people are going to face eternal Damnation.
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Why do you fight the very faith you profess to hold? If by "rude" you mean "warning people of the dangers of not genuinely converting," Jesus was rude.
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Christians are supposed to want better for others.
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Goodness dear, what could be better than avoiding HELL?
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I rebuke you and what your saying in the name of Christ!
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Good luck with that! God only listens to the prayers of the righteous, and if He wanted us rebuked, we would have been rebuked a long time ago. But by all means, go ahead and do what no man on earth has ever been able to do before. Pray for God to change our hearts. Go on... we'll wait.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-14-2017, 12:16 AM
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4. I attacked brother Larry because he said I was going to feel the wrath of God, who is he to call upon that judgement and who are you? Not debating anything I'm just defend myself .
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I scoured my post to you time and again to find where I said this and it simply isn't there. The only thing I said to you that might even be vaguely interpreted as such was the following:
It appears you have chosen to leave our fellowship, Starburster or whatever your name was. I shall pray for you and then shake the dust off my feet. Know, however, that my prayers are powerful and effective, and you will be under the watchful gaze of Jesus from this point. His Spirit will draw you to Him, and you WILL find yourself on your knees, begging forgiveness. It might be soon or it might be too late - but it will happen. I hope you choose the timeframe wisely.
Let me interpret this statement so your reprobate mind will comprehend it. In a very simple breakdown, this paragraph means that it looked as if you chose not to post here any further. I then stated my intention to pray for you, but I wasn't going to worry about it. This is Biblical (Matthew 10:14). Because God hears my prayers, He WILL answer them. This means that indeed Jesus will be watching you. The Holy Spirit will move on you to accept Him, or you will reject Him. Those are your only choices. Still with me? I then mention that if it happens too late, you'll still be on your knees because the Lord will punish the unrighteous. Look anywhere in your Bible and it won't be hard to find that. I'm not doing all the work for you. I then - in the spirit of True Christian™ love, state that I hope you choose to accept Him and be on your knees before it's too late. He comes quickly (Revelation 22:12).
Now, if you will show me in my post where I said what YOU said, I will fall on my face and let this congregation stone me to death.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-14-2017, 07:19 PM
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. . . if you will show me in my post where I said what YOU said, I will fall on my face and let this congregation stone me to death.
BrotherLarry
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Wouldn't face up be better? For some reason I think that it would over sooner if the stones hit you in the face. I could be wrong; I'm not a doctor, after all. Or a man.
Maybe, being bashed on the back of the head is more effectively lethal. There's there is the matter of wanting to protect your fine, manly face--for the funeral, of course.
If I can't be there in person, I will don my most flattering black dress and my pearls. I hope you won't mind if I stick with kitten heels and not stilettos. I want to look nice, not break an ankle.
Either way, there will be tears.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-14-2017, 10:33 PM
Prayers and condolences to you, brother. I'll pray that your Father sees the glowing light of God and His radiance, not the light from the fires of hell.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-18-2017, 08:22 PM
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It's another example of a person who denies their sin. People like you are always caught with their pants down in sin. Jesus sees this even if you don't.
I don't know your heart at all, nor do I care. I read your words and assume they reflect what you believe. I do know the Word of God, however. It would appear as if you are not so familiar with the very source of the faith you profess to believe in.
Kindly read the information for newcomers.
You don't, dear. You will forever serve as example of the kind of ridiculousness you liberals pass off as Christianity. The gaping holes in your logic, the absurdity of your beliefs, the ignorance of your faith will all serve as an example of What Not To Be for years and years to come.
Glory!
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04-18-2017, 08:31 PM
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Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die -
04-19-2017, 04:59 AM
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Whoah Neddy,
That's not very nice. How would you like it if someone came into your house, crapped all over the floor, urinated on the door frames, emptied the fridge and then has the audacity to ask why they get kicked out? Wake up bub, this is about saving your immortal soul. Burning and being abused by Satan and his hairy minions is not what you want, is it?
I pray that you see the light at the end of the demon's fudge tunnel that you are currently trapped in.
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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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