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[Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
01-28-2016, 04:33 PM
Please let us write an open letter to future President Trump.
Everyone is allowed to write one sentence. Why we do this? Because if every True Christian™ puts in his work effort we will have a glorious power of faith in letter form.
So let us begin:
Dear Mr. Trump,
our True Christian™ community wants to start this letter by thanking you for everything that you have done for this country.
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
01-28-2016, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Dear Mr. Trump,
our True Christian™ community wants to start this letter by thanking you for everything that you have done for this country. The wealth you have created is so immense that it makes the actions of previous presidents seem like a dust bunny: It is there but not positive.
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Glad to help.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
01-28-2016, 05:31 PM
WE love you Donald! Make America great and GODLY again!
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
01-28-2016, 07:23 PM
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
01-29-2016, 04:10 AM
President Trump, just a reminder to mention Jesus more often.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
01-30-2016, 08:39 PM
Dear Donald, don't worry that it seems that the rest of the world is laughing at you and refusing to do business with you - they're not really laughing; they're just insanely jealous.
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
01-30-2016, 08:49 PM
Future President Trump, thank you for standing up to the liebral PC Hamite-lovers. The Godly city of Landover will ensure that Iowa swings Republican this year when you win the nomination.
Proverbs 3:5
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
01-30-2016, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Grandma
Future President Trump, thank you for standing up to the liebral PC Hamite-lovers. The Godly city of Landover will ensure that Iowa swings Republican this year when you win the nomination.
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Grandma, Old wench,
Did you even bother to read the message of Mr. Templeton? Please be so kind to do so and add to his letter instead of spouting your nonsense. Adding to the letter is what this thread is about.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
01-30-2016, 10:46 PM
Roland, you leave Grandma alone, you nasty little critter, whatever you are. Grandma at least has a chance of sitting next to Jesus and Donald. You have no hope.
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
01-31-2016, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Grandma, Old wench,
Did you even bother to read the message of Mr. Templeton? Please be so kind to do so and add to his letter instead of spouting your nonsense. Adding to the letter is what this thread is about.
Kind regards,
Roland
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In this Godly church we respect our elders. Can you say the same about your liebral church (or lack thereof)?
Proverbs 3:5
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
01-31-2016, 02:09 AM
Pledge to pardon national heroes Robert Dear and Ammon Bundy once you become President.
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
02-01-2016, 02:44 AM
Please don't attend any homer weddings.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Build the wall, already! -
02-01-2016, 10:00 PM
Dear Mr. Donald Trump,
Anytime you want to start building the wall, we're ready.
Sincerely,
Mr. Nobar King
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Last edited by Nobar King; 02-01-2016 at 10:04 PM.
Reason: Build the wall, already!
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
02-01-2016, 10:11 PM
The thought of having you address our nation after the next 20fer school shooting leaves me trembling with pride.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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An old soul
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Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump. -
02-21-2016, 12:03 AM
(Did you send the letter yet Titus? I can't wait to read Mr. Trump's reply)
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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