There's HOPE for HIPPIES ! !

[Mistress Cookie]

When I look around at the longhair, bead-wearing Hippie Youth Culture of today, I just weep as I think of their woeful ignorance of their potential redemption.

Don't they know that Lonnie Frisbee, one of the very hippiest of the hippies, cast aside his countercultural vice and was slain in the spirit? He told my own personal heroine, the utterly divine Sister Kathryn Kuhlman, about it as early as 1970 ? ?

BUT STILL THEY REFUSE TO HEAR!

Why can't they see that if it happened for Brother Frisbee, it could happen for them, too? They could not only get a bath...but be truly washed clean in the blood of the lamb!

[Jedediah]

Re: There's HOPE for HIPPIES ! !

It's worth noting that the many of the hippies of the 1960s are the very same people who turned their lives around, got right with the LORD, and enabled Ronald Reagan and many other Godly Republicans to sweep into power and make big changes, the repercussions of which we are still feeling to this day.

For most people like that, it's just a phase. They're just doing it to fit in. They just want to be accepted. People are generally far less principled and far more malleable than we give them credit for. As unabashed ideologues, it is our job to manipulate these fair weather libtards and make them see the light of Godly Republicanism and True Christianity™, pulling up in our church vans and offering them the sweet, sweet candy of Truth and knowing that it is impossible for us to be wrong (Romans 8:31).

Matthew 5:14
Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: There's HOPE for HIPPIES ! !

Good topic, Sister Mistress. Actually, my company has played a small part in this development. When we realized that most of the hippie rock stars were on drugs, my company's recording division signed up some of the most promising acts, and helped them out by lacing their heroin and LSD with various other mind-altering patented drugs, plus electroshock, brain x-rays, subliminal messages on TV and in movies, plus a number of other classified brainwashing techniques first tested during the Cold War but now greatly improved.

One of our most successfully transformed hippie performers was rock star Ted Nugent:


Ted Nugent - before...



...and after!

We've been adding these addictive hypnotic drugs to various children's snack foods (which has had a slight effect on obesity rates), subliminal messages in cartoon shows, plus spraying chemicals in so-called "chemtrails," brain x-rays performed at airport security, and finally added the electroshock thing via cops with their tasers (which we require them to use at least 10 times daily). I have to say, the results have been amazing!


Stealth drugs and subliminal messages


Tasers for Tots


Parent charged with child abuse for not using Taser


And you thought we were doing this just to see nudie pictures!

Just throw in home schooling, and you've got the perfect formula for creating True Christians and Real Americans!

So yes, there is hope for hippies, but the next generation is going to be even better!