CNN Banned!

Pastor Ezekiel · **CNN Banned! -** 11-18-2006, 01:29 PM

The True Christian™ president of a local chain of hotels, after consultation with Pastor Pistle and the elders at Landover Baptist Church, has made a very Christian decision. Stoney Creek Hospitality Corp., a Midwest hotel chain, has blocked CNN (Communist News Network) from the selection of TV channels it provides to guests, claiming that an Oct. 18 report showing Iraqi insurgents shooting U.S. troops was "shocking and repulsive" and "supported terrorism." James Thompson, regular golfing partner of Pastor Pistle and president of the company which operates hotels in Missouri, Iowa, Illinois and Wisconsin, told the Associated Press that he acted in "a moment of conscience." He said his decision to remove CNN (Clinton News Network) from his hotel guest rooms was permanent.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!!

Brother Temperance · **Re: CNN Banned! -** 11-18-2006, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

The True Christian™ president of a local chain of hotels, after consultation with Pastor Pistle and the elders at Landover Baptist Church, has made a very Christian decision. Stoney Creek Hospitality Corp., a Midwest hotel chain, has blocked CNN (Communist News Network) from the selection of TV channels it provides to guests, claiming that an Oct. 18 report showing Iraqi insurgents shooting U.S. troops was "shocking and repulsive" and "supported terrorism." James Thompson, regular golfing partner of Pastor Pistle and president of the company which operates hotels in Missouri, Iowa, Illinois and Wisconsin, told the Associated Press that he acted in "a moment of conscience." He said his decision to remove CNN (Clinton News Network) from his hotel guest rooms was permanent.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!!

Praise! Can anyone even tell the difference between CNN, the BBC and Al-Jazeera anymore? I know I can't.

Pastor Isaac Peters · **Re: CNN Banned! -** 11-18-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

...an Oct. 18 report showing Iraqi insurgents shooting U.S. troops was "shocking and repulsive" and "supported terrorism."

Understatement of the week. Showing any news show to the left of Fox News is shocking and repulsive and supports terrorism.

Darren Ingram-Myers · **Re: CNN Banned! -** 11-20-2006, 01:26 AM

That's exactly what we can expect when we go overboard in privatizing and deregulating hotel chains.

Brother Love · **Re: CNN Banned! -** 11-22-2006, 03:30 AM

Well now I is gladdened to hear bout this bannin of CNN which is the arm that will be used by the ANTICHRIST to deceive the people and EVEN some of the Lord's ELECT in these LAST DAYS!! I banned CNN in my home years ago when they showed a program questioning the Crucifixion of our Lord and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!! That was enough for me!! I knowed rit then that it was the arm of the ANTICHRIST.

In fact there be lots of stuff on TV nowadays that the DEVIL is usin to try to turn peoples away from the LORD! Now young people and old people alike be watchin these programs and laughin and thinkin ain't nothin SINFUL bouts it. BUT they all be WRONG!! Murder, rape, homersexuality, animal sex, baby killin, and all kinds of stuff like this is what is bein portrait on these programs! ALL these things is AGIN THE BIBLE!! They is all SINFUL and DEBAUCHERY in the EYE of the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!! So I be thinkin that ALL of TELEVISION should be banned!! In fact I is haulin outs my TV rit now and throwin it into the streets!! When the Cable Company comes a callin for me to pays the bill I is goin to call down the BLOOD OF THE LAMB on they heads and those SONS OF EVIL ain't goin to gets ONE DIME from me anymor!!

I don't think True Christians should watch TV at all anymore! SINNERS has taken it all over and is usin it to promote ABOMINATIONS of every kind!! What does we have in common with any SINNER? NOTHING because we belong to the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

Darren Ingram-Myers · **Re: CNN Banned! -** 11-22-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Love

Well now I is gladdened to hear bout this bannin of CNN which is the arm that will be used by the ANTICHRIST to deceive the people and EVEN some of the Lord's ELECT in these LAST DAYS!!

You have a point. CNN is too corporate and conservative for me.

John Smith · **Re: CNN Banned! -** 11-22-2006, 10:12 PM

fox is the channel that should be removed because it is so mean and prejudiced cnn is a wonderful news channel and they tell the truth

Brother Temperance · **Re: CNN Banned! -** 11-22-2006, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers

You have a point. CNN is too corporate and conservative for me.

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Originally Posted by John Smith

fox is the channel that should be removed because it is so mean and prejudiced cnn is a wonderful news channel and they tell the truth

Argh! Homerism overload! The Last Days are truly upon us!

Pastor Al E Pistle · **Re: CNN Banned! -** 11-23-2006, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by John Smith

fox is the channel that should be removed because it is so mean and prejudiced cnn is a wonderful news channel and they tell the truth

Hey, you don't find THIS on the Communist News Network:
Did Rosie O'Donnell Out Clay Aiken?

Tuesday, November 21, 2006
By John Gibson

Did Rosie O'Donnell out singer Clay Aiken as a gay man? Even though Aiken has kept his sexuality ambiguous and has not admitted to being gay, it appears Rosie has confirmed the rumors that Aiken is gay.

Here's how it happened. In fact, it's turned into a big catfight between Rosie O'Donnell, from "The View," and Kelly Ripa, from "Live With Regis and Kelly." Here's the deal for the many of you who don't watch either show.
Kelly had the singer Clay Aiken on her show with Regis, and at one point she was saying something that Clay Aiken didn't like or wanted to make a joke of appearing to not like, so he put his hand over he mouth. And she said: Oh that's a no-no. I don't know where that hand's been, honey.

The next day Kelly went on a bit of a rant about the incident, saying Aiken's hand was "cold and clammy" and I don't want you hand on my mouth under any circumstances.

Well, that wasn't the end of it.

Next thing you know Rosie O'Donnell, the gay comedienne, accused Ripa of being homophobic because Ripa's remark sounded as though she was referring to Aiken's hand being somewhere improper, like somewhere on another man.

Now Ripa didn't say that. In fact, she might have been referring to the fact that Aiken had been in the audience just moments before shaking the hands that were thrust in his direction. In other words, Ripa didn't want the germs from 500 audience members shoved into her mouth.

But Rosie refused to take it that way. She accused Ripa of being a homophobe for objecting to Aiken's hand on her mouth... meaning she thinks Ripa doesn't like gays... meaning she thinks Aiken is gay, which leads me to conclude: Rosie just outed Clay Aiken.

Me? I don't care. I do think it's odd that lately it is gay people who are doing most of the outing of other gay people.

Like I said, I don't care. Wouldn't have given it a thought. But as long as Rosie said it, I guess I have to take her word for it.

Marshall · **Re: CNN Banned! -** 11-24-2006, 04:46 PM

That Aiken guy is definately a queer. You can tell by the way his hair looks and the that lisp in his voice. He makes North Carolina seem like a gay resort and nobody I know likes his Homosexual music. I refuse to listen to it personally but I can tell I wouldn't like it by the way he dresses.
I think when Jesus returns this Aiken queer will be getting a sandal in his perfumed rear right before Christ sends him to Hell.