God Hates Spain: Land of Papists and Athiests

[Pastor Ezekiel]

In a move that must have left Jesus scratching His head, it has been announced that the "Atheist Easter Parade" in Madrid, Spain has been cancelled...Because the city doesn't want to offend the papists!

Atheist Easter procession banned in Spain

AN atheist Easter procession has been banned and its organisers taken to court to ‘protect the image’ of Semana Santa.

Madrid’s local government has come up with 11 reasons to prevent the event that was planned for Maundy Thursday in the capital.

And it has launched legal proceedings against the group Ateos en Lucha insisting it is ‘ridiculing religion’ and ‘glorifying terrorism’.

The move comes after 10 citizens filed complaints against the non-believers march that was planned to take place alongside various Catholic processions on the same day.

The State Association of Christian Lawyers launched the prosecution insiting it ‘coincides with Catholic processions which have been known for years’.

Madrid’s government then banned the march, declaring: “It is necessary to protect the tourist image of the city of Madrid”.

Organisers insisted however, that the procession neither took place at the same time or the same place as various religious events.

“Madrid has just agreed with the arguments presented by the most fundamentalist part of the Catholic Church,” a spokesman said.

[Roberta]

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Guess they're still having problems with the Moors in Spain.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Did they even once consider how Jesus felt?

To be fair, though, those papists are snazzily dresed. If only they weren't evil pagan ancestor worshippers.

[handmaiden]

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Another reason for God to hate Spain: The city of Sitgas.

Sitgas is known as "the gay capital" of Spain. Pale, swishy, British gay men-- wait, that was way too many adjectives -- "British" covers it completely-- flock to this seaside resort to enjoy the mediterranean sun and blind good people with their pasty, wiggly hides.

May God's Holy Wrath penetrate their SPF 30 sunscreen lotions and burn their flabby behinds.

God will have to come up with another way to smite the locals, since Spaniards don't sunburn as easily.

Just thinking, though, there is NO sunscreen capable of dealing with an onslaught of righteous fire and brimstone.


Someday soon Sitgas, someday, soon.


Sunnily Yours,

Handmaiden

[Roberta]

Re: God Hates Spain: Land of Papists and Athiests

Another reason for God to hate Spain: The city of Sitgas.

Sitgas is known as "the gay capital" of Spain. Pale, swishy, British gay men-- wait, that was way too many adjectives -- "British" covers it completely-- flock to this seaside resort to enjoy the mediterranean sun and blind good people with their pasty, wiggly hides.

May God's Holy Wrath penetrate their SPF 30 sunscreen lotions and burn their flabby behinds.

God will have to come up with another way to smite the locals, since Spaniards don't sunburn as easily.

Just thinking, though, there is NO sunscreen capable of dealing with an onslaught of righteous fire and brimstone.


Someday soon Sitgas, someday, soon.


Sunnily Yours,

Handmaiden

I had never heard of this mecca of maricons so I did a little research--absolutely shocking!

[Attila's Wife]

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The latest news from that den of idolatry is that the Spanish government is being taken to court by furious atheists because it has given a police merit award to a papist icon.

Spain's government is being taken to court over a minister's decision to give the country's top policing award to a statue of the Virgin Mary.The country's interior minister, Jorge Fernández Díaz, singled out an icon of the Virgin Mary, in Málaga, to receive the gold medal of police merit – which is normally reserved for police who have died in terrorist attacks.

Announcing the award in February, Díaz lauded the Virgin and her congregation for "maintaining a close collaboration with police, particularly during the acts celebrated in Holy Week, and for sharing police values such as dedication, caring, solidarity and sacrifice".

The award has infuriated secularists, who are demanding the medal be revoked, given that the Virgin and her congregation had "failed" to meet any of the minimum requirements.

It seems this is not the first time the crazy Ethpanish have done this.

The Virgin Mary, in Málaga, is not the only Virgin to have been recognised by the minister. In 2012, the Guardia Civil's highest honour was granted to Zaragoza's Virgin of Pillar, the institution's patron saint. In the decree, Díaz said the award paid tribute to the "deep roots of the patronage of the Virgin of Pillar, which remains part of the heritage of the Guardia Civil".

[Alvin Moss]

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In a move that must have left Jesus scratching His head, it has been announced that the "Atheist Easter Parade" in Madrid, Spain has been cancelled...Because the city doesn't want to offend the papists!

It is clear that these idol worshippers are also members of the Ku Klux Klan, though it was my understanding that Romans were banned from that organization. This shows how resilient these people can be and how cynical as well. They purport to oppose each other, when, in fact, they are in cahoots. They are sort of like the Democrats and the Republicans in America. It seems like every country in the world has at least one satanic conspiracy in progress.

Clearly, the End is nigh.