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Default Re: Help! We're Being Flooded! - 01-11-2007, 05:22 AM

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You're so ridiculous, Eno, but that's why I love you!
You show some respect for your elders, you impudent little canuckstani cow, before the Lord punishes you!

Lev 19:32 ¶ Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I [am] the LORD.


Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Help! We're Being Flooded! - 01-11-2007, 06:35 AM

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Especially Brother Love. I can see it in the way he posts. He wants Riff Raff all to himself, that's his problem. There's nothing wrong with you, Twink.
This simply gives us an insight into how far you have slipped into licentiousness, depravity, and debauchery yourself. There is so much wrong with Twink that it would take days to enumerate each item one by one. Twink is an abomination's abomination, a pervert's pervert, about as low as it is to be and still be considered possibly human.

His attempting to wear your corsets is just one of his sins:

Deu 22:5 ¶ The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.


Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Help! We're Being Flooded! - 01-11-2007, 06:50 AM

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I might, except for the fact that I don't really like cupcakes. I might ask you for a doughnut, though.
I'd expect both of you women to have cakes in your hands.
Get your lazy behind back in the kitchen, "undecided"!
You can try to decide what you're going to bake next!


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Default Re: Help! We're Being Flooded! - 01-11-2007, 08:13 AM

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Twink is an abomination's abomination, a pervert's pervert, about as low as it is to be and still be consider possibly human.
Senior Pastor, being new here I realize that it is not my place to tell the Pastors how to run this Godly message board. It is my observation that Twink appears to spend an inordinate amount of time trolling the Introductory Forums for new recruits to his particular brand of debauchery (I'm sure an inspection of the Holy Server logs will confirm this). I'm concerned about the safety of many of the confused and impressionable young people that show up here and, in the event that he should succeed in luring one or more of them into his Den of Depravity,

Castles Don't Have Phones

Perhaps a warning to that effect could be placed on his Avatar.
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Default Re: Help! We're Being Flooded! - 01-11-2007, 09:14 PM

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You show some respect for your elders, you impudent little canuckstani cow, before the Lord punishes you!
You so know that wasn't an insult. Admit it. You know I was (platonically) affectionately teasing you!

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This simply gives us an insight into how far you have slipped into licentiousness, depravity, and debauchery yourself. There is so much wrong with Twink that it would take days to enumerate each item one by one. Twink is an abomination's abomination, a pervert's pervert, about as low as it is to be and still be considered possibly human.

What I like the most about this is how you didn't deny my comment about how Broth Love wants Riff Raff all to himself. *Snickers*
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Castles Don't Have Phones




*Cackles* Oh that's marvelous! But if everybody knows that castles don't have phones, how's Twink supposed to get any visitors and share his hospitality? (Aside from setting up those tire-popper-thingies all over the place, that is.)


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Default Re: Help! We're Being Flooded! - 01-11-2007, 09:35 PM

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Senior Pastor, being new here I realize that it is not my place to tell the Pastors how to run this Godly message board. It is my observation that Twink appears to spend an inordinate amount of time trolling the Introductory Forums for new recruits to his particular brand of debauchery (I'm sure an inspection of the Holy Server logs will confirm this). I'm concerned about the safety of many of the confused and impressionable young people that show up here and, in the event that he should succeed in luring one or more of them into his Den of Depravity,

Castles Don't Have Phones

Perhaps a warning to that effect could be placed on his Avatar.
A wonderful idea, Brother.


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Default Re: Help! We're Being Flooded! - 01-12-2007, 09:31 PM

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*Cackles* Oh that's marvelous! But if everybody knows that castles don't have phones, how's Twink supposed to get any visitors
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I'm shocked to see that people still know about and practice this Satanic cult of debauchery. In the days before I found Jesus, I saw the "Rocky Horror Show" live on stage with that harlot Wendy O. Williams in the cast.

Go ahead, laugh and have fun with your little fetishes, Missy. This was not the first of the "Gender-Bender" movement, the Kathylicks have been practicing it for centuries. Satan puts these into your mind to divert you from the path of the Lord. So just enjoy and put another coin in the devil's meter. When it comes time to check out permanently your cart is going to be empty. Have you contemplated what Eternity means?
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Default Re: Help! We're Being Flooded! - 01-14-2007, 02:21 AM

I'm going to ping the forum now alright bye.
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Default Re: Help! We're Being Flooded! - 01-14-2007, 04:28 AM

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I'm going to ping the forum now alright bye.
You really don't need to tell us every time you touch yourself, especially if you get some sort of filthy pleasure from it (that is, a filthier pleasure than you're already giving yourself).


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Default Re: Help! We're Being Flooded! - 01-14-2007, 04:33 AM

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You really don't need to tell us every time you touch yourself, especially if you get some sort of filthy pleasure from it (that is, a filthier pleasure than you're already giving yourself).
Thank you Sister Mary Maria for telling this HEATHEN SINNER what we are all thinking!! Hopefully, the SINNER will spare us all from having to endure any further description of his own SELF FORNICATION.

By the way, I notice that Satan and his minions have been very busy on this Godly forum today. LBC is under SATANIC ATTACK and obviously a HORDE OF SODOMITES AND FORNICATORS have arrived at our door! Maybe it's high time LBC "host" one of it's infamous CROSS LIGHTING CEREMONIES?


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